r/hulk • • Aug 13 '26

Comics This might be the coolest thing Hulk has ever said

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u/DoeJrPuck Aug 13 '26

"I didn't come here for a whisper. I want to hear you SCREAM!"

I'm calling this cooler.

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u/Inevitable_Spite2890 Aug 13 '26

This goes so hard, this one wins.

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u/HyperDron Aug 13 '26

Legit question, would Black Bolt's scream, if he managed to hit hulk with it, kill Hulk? Or nah?

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u/TraditionalRock6381 Aug 13 '26

Based on recent Hulk iterations, most likely, Hulk would have survived but damaged

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u/Teh_God_Dog Aug 13 '26

it would, it's just that hulk keeps getting back up. and everytime after that he's stronger angrier. shit compounds. it's why it's no surprise he solos xmen after this fight.... in this iteration anyway. any hulk before this is folded... until hulk stands up again

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u/ItIsVerilySo Aug 14 '26

So... It wouldn't? Hulk doesn't get back up if he's dead.

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u/Teh_God_Dog Aug 14 '26

usually depends on the writer and which hulk it is. he dies, but he gets back up. in others he stays dead with a stab. as green scar, he gets stabbed but all sorts of spears and swords

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u/ItIsVerilySo Aug 14 '26

I've never seen any where he actually dies, though. Only ones where he just survived what should have been fatal.

Edit: Not to say that you're wrong, I've just never seen them.

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u/DoeJrPuck Aug 15 '26

The Immortal Hulk run is pretty explicit that the whole Green Door revival stuff was literal death. According to the rules of that story, any Gamma character, when killed, would come back to life through power of the Place Below All. Immortal even has a moment where Hulks healing factor is stopped and he's being tortured, and the solution is to kill him so he can be revived by the Green Door, which overwrites the anti-healing factor acid. At the end of the comic the Green Doors are closed, but if the doors were reopened, ALL Gamma Mutates become truly immortal again.

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u/Teh_God_Dog Aug 14 '26

me too, but i remember seeing or reading someone say that hulk once got stabbed by some spear? it probably eliminated his healing factor or something. it was a specific spear. stabbed in the chest.

with that in mind, you probably need someone like Daken, Logan's son, plus someone else to finish the job. and maybe, stay to keep stabbing the dead body with the regen nullifier as, the mf might just spring up again. to some writers, taking out the heart is enough. to others you have to go down to the cellular level

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u/HyperDron Aug 14 '26

What about the weird comic where Old Man Logan kills Alabama Hulk from the inside after he got eaten? Was that the one?

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u/Teh_God_Dog Aug 15 '26

yeah that one too, that hulk got ripped apart from the inside. it seems that one didn't heal as well as the other hulk versions

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u/LegitimateCream1773 Sep 13 '26

When Thanos snapped his neck in their recent meeting Hulk recovered so fast that Thanos only had time to turn his back. Immortal Hulk comes back from death very fast indeed.

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u/ItIsVerilySo Sep 13 '26

Yes, but did he actually die? It doesn't sound like he died. You wouldn't say Deadpool or Wolverine "died" if they were momentarily incapacitated.

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u/LegitimateCream1773 Sep 13 '26

Well, how are you going to define 'die' then?

Hulk absolutely can die. He's just immortal so he comes back. You said 'Hulk doesn't get back up if he's dead'.

He literally does get back up if he's dead.

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u/ItIsVerilySo Sep 13 '26

That's what I'm asking. You say his neck was snapped. Did he die? It doesn't sound like it, but you're the one that read the comic, not me.

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u/LegitimateCream1773 Sep 13 '26

Would it though? Thanos tanked Black Bolt's scream like it was nothing and chokeslammed him through New Attilan for the trouble. Modern Hulk seems to be portrayed at or above Thanos's level now (in terms of physical strength/resilience).

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u/Ultimate-desu Aug 13 '26

Hulk gets back up but that WILL hurt, dont get it twisted.

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u/Cynis_Ganan Aug 13 '26

In this scene?

Black Bolt blows a chunk off the moon the size of Manhatten.

Hulk completely unharmed.

Unfortunately, it was a Skrull, not the real Blackagar Boltagon.

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u/Pocket_Player_33 Aug 15 '26

Nope, not remotely.

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u/Teh_God_Dog Aug 13 '26

yeah, this one parraded black bolt as a weapon that culled the weaker mfs almost immediately.

I like how hiroim be like "let's teach this mf meditation techniques where he focuses all his painful memories and all his angry days before fights"

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u/Yo-Donkey-Kong Aug 13 '26

You are correct

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u/Fit_Indication2497 Strongest there is Aug 14 '26

I came to the comments to say this

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u/No-Rooster3937 Aug 15 '26

Man I always think about this Skrull. This was probably the last thing he was expecting when he got assigned to impersonate Black Bolt of all people

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u/LegitimateCream1773 Sep 13 '26

That one Skrull for whom every work day is a Monday.

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u/Delicious_Natural357 Madman Aug 13 '26

This Wins

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u/Here_4_TNA Aug 16 '26

World War Hulk would be so much better without someone other than JRJR pencilling.

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u/swordsgo1 Aug 14 '26

He said this to black bolt btw.

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u/Death2291 Aug 13 '26

I believe this is the first time thanos has fought one of the more powerful alters, and it did not go too well for him.

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u/pistolpete2185 Devil Aug 13 '26

The second time they fought, this hulk couldn't do it with the illumanti

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u/Hangry_Jones Aug 20 '26

Thats the first time they fought, and the fight was interupted.

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u/Paleosols2021 Aug 13 '26

He broke the Hulks neck. The only reason Thanos lost in this fight is because he just ASSUMED Hulk wouldn't get back up, which he did. I really think too many people take this fight out of context.

I love Hulk but we've seen Hulk lose to Thanos before. Thanos real flaw here was his arrogance. He underestimated the Hulk's resilience in this fight.

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u/pistolpete2185 Devil Aug 13 '26

We've seen hulk get planted by thanos multiple times. Even at this new level of strength for hulk, he still needed a team/ or for thanos to be distracted with the mind gem

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u/Paleosols2021 Aug 13 '26

Yah I'm really tired of people on this sub subverting reality so that Hulk looks more powerful than he is. Again, I love Hulk, but this whole "Hulk beats Thanos in the comics" is nonsense. Just because he lost in the MCU doesn't invalidate the Hulk, it just shows how powerful Thanos is.

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u/DBZGTwasgreat Aug 13 '26

The reason people feel that is because literally has infinite strength but assume that means he is at infinite strength all the time. In truth the longer a fight goes and the angeryer he gets the stronger he becomes. There is no limit to how strong he can get during a fight but he has to build up to it.

Thanos is strong enough, smart enough, and skilled enough to beat hulk before that point. If he doesn't he loses

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u/Paleosols2021 Aug 13 '26

Even then, Thanos has done some insane stuff and I wouldn't say that Hulk would beat him in a pure fist fight either (he *might* but I think it really depends on the writers).

Thanos himself said he would avoid a confrontation of that nature if he could and I think that makes sense, he's not dumb enough to get into a fist fight with someone as strong as the Hulk unless he has to. That said, he has a myriad of other abilities that would put Hulk at a disadvantage too.

Thanos vs Hulk is one of those things where it's really up to writers exactly where both characters scale in the moment but normally Thanos is the winner in that confrontation. That's not because Hulk is weak or nerfed it's just because Thanos is that strong. Maybe one day we'll get a story where Hulk beats Thanos 1v1 but I think for now the writers don't intend to give us that story for a while. Especially with Thanos being established as a popular Avengers villain who needs a team of superheroes to bring him down in more recent media.

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u/DBZGTwasgreat Aug 13 '26

It sounds like we are in agreement

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u/Hangry_Jones Aug 20 '26

I mean, Hulk litrally beat Thanos in a 1v1 here when Thanos had the god damn mind stone as well.

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u/CounterPhalanx26 Aug 14 '26

IQ is a part of fighting

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u/Aktosh23 Aug 13 '26

Thanos normally knows not to engage hulk on hulk’s terms. He usually ends the fight as quick as he can and with tech or magic not his fists. This was a lesson he learned back in the infinity saga. This was basically Thanos as you rightly put it, let his arrogance get the best of him and forgetting that lesson.

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u/Hangry_Jones Aug 20 '26

M8, Thanos still lost and Hulk would just get stronger. Thanos had no way of beating Hulk and Thanos has never actually beaten Hulk in a 1v1 either. Not that Hulk is consistently at one set of power either.

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u/soulwolf1 Aug 14 '26

Didn't Thanos after getting his ass beat horribly went on to fully throttle both Thor and Carol at the same time right after?

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u/SabishiiHito Aug 13 '26

Devil/Immortal Hulk had plenty.

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u/DZANYGOLLUMN Aug 15 '26

The reflection of Bruce's abusive father in Cap's shield is wicked.

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u/DBZGTwasgreat Aug 13 '26

Fuck that's so scary

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u/TheMilkMan6942 Aug 13 '26

Hulk speaking in proper english is up there with batman laughing for how screwed you are

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u/Puppydoglover123 Aug 14 '26

And Spidey not talking

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u/Special-Bunch-457 Aug 17 '26

It is normal for fractured son though

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 Aug 13 '26

Hulk broke Thanos' neck in that one if I remember correctly

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u/ChloeKing0001 Aug 13 '26

Thano broke hulks neck. Hulk got back up after thanos was talking shit. Hulk then punches thano so hard in the back getting that k.o

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u/Treeslash0w0 Aug 13 '26

The Incredible Backshot of Doom

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u/Zealousideal-Cup1412 Aug 13 '26

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u/Treeslash0w0 Aug 13 '26

Are you seeing this shit Doom?

He got him walking on all 4.

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u/TryImpossible7332 Aug 13 '26

Oh no it's... Doctor Backshot!

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u/Nein-Toed Aug 13 '26

A man sees another man get hit by a car. He runs up and asks "What should I do?"

The guy lying on the ground gasps "Doctor...Back...Shot"

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u/pistolpete2185 Devil Aug 13 '26

He was not knocked out. The mind stone did the killing blow

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u/Time_Discipline4193 Aug 13 '26

Not really? Even the mind stone said it wouldn’t be enough to keep thanos down for long before hulk put him through the ground

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u/pistolpete2185 Devil Aug 14 '26

Nothing keeps thanos down for long, hes immortal, in the sense that he'll keep coming back. He pulled out himself out of black hole, it took hulk an untold amount of time to do that.

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u/Time_Discipline4193 Aug 14 '26

I mean sure, regardless the mind stone barely had a hand in thanos’ defeat here. It was all Hulk

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u/pistolpete2185 Devil Aug 14 '26

Thats why he failed with a team next time they fought lol, he literally could not do it.

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u/Hangry_Jones Aug 20 '26

Again, it was not next time. When he fought with a team it was the first time, this is the fight after that.

And their first fight was interupted, Both Thanos and Hulk could still fight.

Also, Hulk was in a supermassive Black hole and then beat Galactus, Thanos has not done that. Be honest if ya are gonna mention the blackhole feat.

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u/Time_Discipline4193 Aug 14 '26

This was after the fight with the illuminati. He succeeded here, that’s all that matters

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u/pistolpete2185 Devil Aug 14 '26

No it wasn't, this hulk said you've never fought me before in this specific fight, read the words before talking with your ego.

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u/Time_Discipline4193 Aug 14 '26

Infinity watch crossover was published in august 2024 while the fight with the illuminati came out at the start of 2024 search it up yourself. Hulk saying thanos never beat him stands because in truth hulk was still able to fight even after being punched into a building.

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u/PassengerNo9191 Aug 13 '26

Seeing this makes me so sad that hulk got wrecked by thanos

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u/The--Behemoth Strongest there is Aug 15 '26

So we just gonna ignore this? 😂

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u/HasThisBeenDone 24d ago

Who is that?

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u/The--Behemoth Strongest there is 24d ago

Hypnos God of Sleep, son of Nyx Goddess of Night.

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u/WereTech Aug 13 '26

To add, if I remember correctly, Hulk has killed gods too. (And god-like beings.) I remember the Devil Hulk killing the god Hypnos (even if Hypnos got resurrected in a later story).

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u/Responsible-Fly-4462 Aug 13 '26

Where was this from?

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u/Original_Shopping_22 Aug 13 '26

Where is this fight from?

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u/Time_Discipline4193 Aug 14 '26

To this day, thanos fans still cope that Hulk wasn’t the definitive winner of the fight. No it didn’t become a 2v1 when thanos was already defeated and unable to continue the fight to the point that the mind stone could casually walk and stab thanos in the head because he was unable to defend himself

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u/ParchedYurtle59 Aug 15 '26

Disney saw all these badass hulk moments and was like "yeah we wont be doing any of that here."

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u/DepartmentChemical93 Aug 13 '26

“Killing Thanos.” Would have been harder ngl.

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u/deeman163 Aug 14 '26

Hulk SMASHED his wife so hard that the god(dess) he previously smashed had to kick them out of her dimension before they destroyed it themselves

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u/TryVegetable129 Aug 20 '26

Had to make up for Dormammu's sister wearing his ass out in the past.

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u/Hangry_Jones Aug 20 '26

Besides the fact Hulk has actually killed gods before as well, I dunno why that was never mentioned?

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u/kekubuk Aug 13 '26

And didn't deliver...

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u/Hangry_Jones Aug 20 '26

He litrally did in the story