r/humor • • 1d ago

How it got there?

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u/Gaxxag 1d ago

The first time he ran I was convinced he was chosen as part of a conspiracy to try and get Hillary elected as the first female president.

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u/Djinger 3h ago

The Ringer Theory. All he wanted was TrumpTV but they accidentally tapped a firehose of fuckwits and couldn't put the cap back on. Best way to survive an avalanche is to swim in it with a gentle backstroke and let it take you down the mountain, grabbing fistfuls of cash along the way to pad your landing at the bottom.