r/humor • u/National_Award8380 • 1d ago

"I have the best words."

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u/MagdalaNevisHolding 1d ago

And that’s one of the most intelligent things he’s ever said.

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u/mf-TOM-HANK 8h ago

I don't exactly understand wind either but I've never bothered to think about it for very long

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u/Utaneus 7h ago

Uneven heating of the Earth's surface causes pressure differences and air moves from high pressure to low pressure.

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u/Privatizitaet 6h ago

Warm air goes up, cold air comes in to fill the space

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 6h ago

What is wind?

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u/alex61821 16h ago

Most people don't know there's a b in dumb.

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 10h ago

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.”
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”

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u/sx88 13h ago

windmills cause cancer

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u/Itsallherfault 10h ago

Trump is by far the dumbest president in U.S. history without question, nor is there even a close second place.

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u/Buttercups88 9h ago

Ah be fair, there's no way that'll be his most remembered speech. It'll be something like "it's a witchunt" "they are all very bad, people" "I just need you to find 11780 votes" 

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u/KronoFury 9h ago

Wind is the thing the windmills use to kill the whales.

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u/Sgt_Blutwurst 22h ago

You forgot, "We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing." - Joe Biden

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 14h ago

Biden could have literally drooled cream of wheat down his tie and started babbling about ghosts and it still would have been at worst a lateral step from anything Trump has said.

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u/Itsallherfault 10h ago

I'll take boring, forgetful, and elderly Joe Biden over stupid, openly criminal, tyrannical, and forgetful Traitor Trump 1, 000 times out of 1,000.

It's not even close.

But you keep protecting the life-long, famous fraudster who put his personal defense attorney in charge on the entire justice department to violate federal law so he could hide the Epstein files Trump had campaigned on releasing. A promise, as is always the case with Trump, that was a lie.

How about them Doge checks, amirite?

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u/KronoFury 9h ago

Found the obligatory "but Biden..." comment. That's not the gotcha that you seem to think it is... I think someone has BDS.

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u/Frequilibrium 4h ago

“There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile to your lips before it brings a tear to your eye." -Biden. Show me a single quote Trump said that can compare to that.