r/humor • u/DistributionSad960 • 21h ago

In defense of body fat

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u/Ferry_Lover 20h ago

No no no the body fat defends itself. You don’t need to defend it more!

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u/jk1983671 16h ago

I keep thinking if I tell it i love it then it will leave me like everything/one else does.

No dice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U1gqX87dBkweRlFKCM

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u/TheRailroader 16h ago

What about the fat cells in wolves? Do either of those two have eternal life?

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u/cvframer 20h ago

Gobbless

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u/The_Infamous_C 13h ago

When you eat the body and drink the blood of Christ where do you it they goes? Jesus is mostly carbs with some alcohol. Your fat cells are accepting Jesus better than any other cells.