r/humor • u/DomSemaca • 16h ago

Grandma knows something we don't

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u/Dion-is-us 14h ago

Grandma? Is that what we’re calling 30 year old lesbians?

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u/Ok_Chipmunk_7066 13h ago

Here is me thinking it was to make taking cocaine easier.

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u/haim65 9h ago

Thats when its only the pinky nail.

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u/Ok_Chipmunk_7066 8h ago

I just thought at first this was goth girl version/less obvious than the lone pinky

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u/AdhesivenessWrong717 5h ago

That was my thought. Seems like a good way to hide the coke nail in plain sight

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u/hambodpm 11h ago

Same thought, I don't get the lesbian angle?

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u/Ok_Chipmunk_7066 11h ago

Shorter nails for fun times.

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u/hambodpm 11h ago

Lol. Of course. Silly me

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u/fotorobot 6h ago

Wouldn't you want it short on the index finger instead of ring finger then?

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u/nemesis-xt 5h ago

You're doing it wrong.

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u/JayFrizz 4h ago

Not the right way lil bud

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u/Dr_Dank98 5h ago

Who the hell uses their index finger for fingering. It's middle+ring finger.

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u/NaBrO-Barium 3h ago

They don’t call it the finger ring fer nuthin’!

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u/OrthogonalThoughts 14h ago

Lesbinails.

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u/SilhoueX 12h ago

Yo grandmamma came from the side of the tracks that don't got bus stops

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u/Agile-Explorer1528 9h ago

Weren't vampires a metaphor for homosexuality at one point?

Like carmilla was thee lesbian vampire and bram stroker's dracula featured strong homoerotic subtext between the count and Jonathan harker

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u/d0ggzilla 7h ago

For bean-flicking. As opposed to bean-slicing.

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u/crsaxby 12h ago

Two in the pink and none in the stink?

Unless, you know, you're into that kind of thing.

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u/Big_D_Magic_5 12h ago

Yer that's cool as fuck ❤️