r/humor • u/verinau • 14h ago

Not OC(Reposted content) Hair gel experiment: failed.

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u/cmndrnewt 14h ago

Can’t stand this fucking traitor. But it actually looks better than his trademarked shit swirl. So I guess I’m glad he never did it again.

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u/vBLADEv 14h ago

Traitor suggests he was on your side or the countries side at one point.

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u/Not-a-POS 13h ago

he prolly said the pledge of allegiance at least once.

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u/vBLADEv 13h ago

I don't think he takes things like that seriously.

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u/Not-a-POS 13h ago

i dont think they ever even tell you what it means. just say it or else

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u/mattdawgg 9h ago

To be fair, does any 1st grader being told to recite it?

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u/vBLADEv 9h ago

No but he should be a bit better than a 1st grader lol 🤣

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u/mattdawgg 9h ago

Absolutely, not a defense of that worthless sack of shit, but it really is just straight up indoctrination to have 1st grader pledging their allegiance to the state.

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u/vBLADEv 9h ago

I'm not American is it loyalty to the country not the state?

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u/mattdawgg 8h ago

I meant state as in country. No we don't pledge allegiance to individual states (that I know of).

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u/vBLADEv 8h ago

When I mean state I mean government.

Over say your country and the people in it.

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u/SalemWolf 2h ago

I doubt he even knows the words.

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u/xiiicrowns 7h ago

Dude is a politician And a US citizen. He's definitely a traitor.

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u/SoundByte 6h ago

He swore an oath and accepted the highest public office in the land. Are you being purposefully obtuse?

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u/NuXboxwhodis 46m ago

It was always Russia first.

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u/PreparationKey2843 9h ago

"trademarked shit swirl?"

You got that right.

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u/tee142002 11h ago

He looks like old Biff

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 10h ago

That was no coincidence.

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u/castille 10h ago

He’s shooting for West Wing with this

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u/StarKaye 12h ago

Bttf 2 Biff Tannen in 2015

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u/YesDoToaster 14h ago

Steve Bannon style

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u/Not-a-POS 13h ago

nailed it. prolly got called steve once on accident. experiment failed.

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u/doomer_irl 11h ago

You think this is SLICKED back??? This is PUSHED back.

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u/cuentalternativa 7h ago

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve

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u/The_Mutton_Man 9h ago

i super don't care

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u/peatear_gryphon 8h ago

Reddit: trump 24/7

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u/lag_bender 13h ago

You can polish a turd, but it won't make it any less shit

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u/elizabeth498 12h ago

That was his tan suit.

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u/cokeplusmentos 11h ago

Brendan gleeson

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 11h ago

Brenda Gleeson

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u/Interesting-Dream863 10h ago

No make up and hair back... yeah, not his style

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u/Atlas7993 10h ago

He's also not orange in this pic

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u/Sufficient_Motor_866 9h ago

He and his son lurch were twinsies

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u/pusillanimoustaco 4h ago

The only way that fat head will not look ugly is when there is a bag over it.

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u/Same_Lychee5934 9h ago

What’s the similarities between a thong and donny’s comb over?

They both are bad at covering an asshole!

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u/crazywrangler616 10h ago

Wait- there are Marco Rubio fans?🤭🤭🤭

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u/Spaceboy779 9h ago

There's something about Donny

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u/xpietoe42 8h ago

ive never seen him in white pants either!! i wonder what came over him on that very night and then he just said nah

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 8h ago

Was he trying to look like Steve Bannon?! If yes, why?

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u/Bryan_Lazarus 8h ago

L. Don Cupboard.

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u/Log_Lady_2405 8h ago

Looks like russian babushka

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u/d_ponyreiter 8h ago

Wtf… did not know je could be uglier and creepier

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u/sureal42 6h ago

"his hair"...

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u/MeowMasterFIex 5h ago

Another pointless distraction? Release the files.

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u/lvctor 4h ago

I mean that dipshit is ugly as fuck, but Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/DisastrousVideo2765 4h ago

The rar slicked forward look.

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u/Clock586 4h ago

I don’t like the guy but the style looks more normal than whatever the hell other one he does

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u/wherethestreet 4h ago

“Slicks back real nice. Oh yeah.”

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u/PURA_TOXXICA 3h ago

I thought that was Steve bannon

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u/EldenDarkshell 2h ago

I mean it looks like shit no matter how he styles it. He should have shaved it off a long time ago

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u/BeMyBrutus 1h ago

Slicked back hair, real piece of shit

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u/Derpy_County 10h ago

You think this is slicked back?

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u/KronoFury 10h ago

He is a piece of shit. I bet he slops up his steaks, too.

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u/Adventurous-Dot-8272 8h ago

After ordering them well done with ketchup

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u/illquoteyou 4h ago

Takes too small a slice after a big ol’ sloppy mud pie.

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u/rickthedickkk 13h ago

he actually needs to do that more often he looks way better wow