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Economy made simple

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u/Andromeda_Revisit 15h ago

We all know that USA started "the war" by attacking Iran.
We also know that Russia by not selling oil to USA or Europe didn't take the prices to the levels which are today.
We also know that American oil companies (which are huge sponsors of Trump) are making huge profits from the USA attack on Iran and they have all the reasons to keep this going as much as they can.
Nothing is stupid, everything is going as they are planned by big oil and gun manufacturing CEO's.

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u/WizeAdz 12h ago

The oil companies promised a billion dollars to Trump’s campaign, but high oil prices mean long-term demand destruction in their business — which is kinda really fucking stupid on their part.

Every freight company that goes out of business and parks their trucks because of high diesel prices is what demand destruction looks like.

Every person worldwide who gets fed up with high gasoline or diesel prices and buys a ore efficient vehicle, especially an EV, that will be on the road for the next 20 years is what long-term demand-destruction looks like.

Achieving regulatory capture of the United States government turns out to have been a really fucking stupid long-term play for these guys, because the administration they bought doesn’t have any guardrails.

I’d say “oops”, except that the worst of the consequences will fall on innocent bystanders who had nothing to do with this.

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u/Willthisaccountlas 10h ago

Oil has historically had a low elasticity of demand

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u/Hminney 8h ago

Do they think long term? This is the industry that has known about climate change since 1890 and hopes they can take money and it won't get too bad during their lifetime.

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u/UnNumbFool 7h ago

People with extreme wealth are very rarely smarter than the average person. They just happen to have wealth and connections to make all their stupid ideas happen.

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u/Secret_Dark8903 48m ago

This. All the people is boomers. Why would they think long term?

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u/SunsetBAE 4h ago

You know the kind of explains the recent news on why the Bank of America is declared to be complicit in abating terrorists. We're basically funding the sickness and healing it with bandages from the dollar store..... Using the money from the bank funding the sickness(?).

This is literally just the McDonalds ice cream machine corporate conspiracy explained on a national scale and I don't even thing that's a theoretically incorrect statement, it's literally following the steps of the overlying blueprint of that issue through different companies and subsidiaries both in and outside the country. The only reason it's out now is because it's now detrimental to the current oil crisis and probably needs to be defunded to shift other connections away from deeper agendas. The Bank of America is too well funded for this not to affect other banks and interests.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 15h ago

100 % true. The big question is why the American people should accept all this cost and humiliation. Is everyone asleep over the pond...?

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u/Mioraecian 13h ago

We voted for it. Trump was given four terms of covid and then still won the popular vote against a black woman Americans thought was, "a boring candidate". Americans preferred Trump. And now here we are.

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u/Mediocre-Can5540 12h ago

Yeah no help overseas is deserved and the US ruined their reputation for trustworthiness and have just been terrible in general with the epstein and israel stuff.

The US is always saying they bail everyone else while just picking fights with Denmark for no fucking reason and then getting laughed at.

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u/biscuitarse 14h ago

I blame the American (non)voter.

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u/zanzara1968 11h ago

We also know Russia gave Iran targeting data from satellites to shoot and kill US servicemen in the Gulf and Giordania

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 9h ago

We are only keeping Iran busy so they can't level Tel Aviv while the radical Zionist regimen ethnically cleanses their neighboring countries to push for their goal of greater Israel.

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u/awesomeusername2w 8h ago

It's one thing to say that Israel is over the line with it's response to hamas, and another to suggest they do that for some great Israel thing, and not because they kinda constantly being attacked by them in one form or another. They basically declare that their purpose is to destroy Israel.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 5h ago

Bibi was funding Hamas directly routing millions of dollars per month through Qatar. 

Now add in the fact that there was a stand-down order on October 7th and at the time Israel was on the brink of a civil war it looks more like a false flag to push this war. 

You have to remember that Israeli snipers have been targeting Palestinian children for decades at this point.

I'm completely okay with calling both sides terrorists though. They have no respect for life.

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u/briteblondsunshine 8h ago

The only thing stupid in this dangerous age is anyone voting for the the Democrats who do everything they can to destroy America and the Western World.

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u/I_Stay_Home 8h ago

Maga supports Iran through Russia. Russia is the enemy of the US and the world. Maga is the enemy.

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u/Wildfathom9 7h ago

Everything you've read above, you just ignore every bit of it and go "democrats are stupid". The fairy tale you live in is just a wild fucking place. You cant handle the realities of the world, so you just have everyone who doesnt fall into your worldview of how things should be.

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u/Old_Alternative_5195 14h ago

Rolf. Clearly you don’t have your thinking cap on

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u/CulturalHawk7594 15h ago

That's a ridiculous statement. Nothing was planned. That's the reason for the mistake Trump made by not destroying Iran. Playing tit for tat. They cannot be allowed to have a nuclear bomb. But the strait of Hormuz must be opened. As a military strategist we should have just blew up everything near the strait. But Trump fears that doing that would make him a war criminal when his presidency is over. The dumbocrats are just waiting for it to happen. The problem?? Our allies are cowards and won't help with the strait.

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u/OliverTwist549 14h ago

What a fucking idiot.

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u/CulturalHawk7594 14h ago

Lol. Go play with your toys

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u/Witty-Revolution8742 14h ago

You weren't destroyed in a Ukrainian bombing?   Damn.  

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u/CulturalHawk7594 13h ago

I am blessed. Nothing can kill me or destroy me. Now go play in traffic

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u/Xatsman 14h ago

One follow up question: What is your favorite flavor of crayon?

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u/CulturalHawk7594 13h ago

It's Grain Alcohol. 190 proof. Now go drink your ale.

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u/Both_Insurance7983 13h ago

"I dRinK sTrOnG AlCoHol, ThAt MaKeS mE cOoL."

Destroying your second braincell so the first one wins isnt a flex.

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u/Some-Zucchini6944 13h ago

This dude is delusional. Trump tells the world last year that Iran’s ability to make a nuke is finished. Then out of nowhere decides unilaterally to start a war without having any real goals against what his own intelligence service told him would be a mistake. Somehow now, it’s everyone else’s problem to jump in and support a regime that had threatened and vilified the very same countries. Not only that, this operation is being led by Kegseth who’s the most inept and incompetent fool in the history of the position. No country in its right mind would by choice join a war/operation with this clown show. Trump and Kegseth are praying someone would join so they could scapegoat the shit out of them. Wake up ffs.

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u/Icy-Vegetable-9759 13h ago

Look kids, I told you they still have troglodytes in the states. Be careful, don't scare it!

"As a military strategist we should have just blew up everything near the strait."

Absolutely fascinating how so much stupidity can squeeze in a short sentence like that. One can only hope that's a b0t account.

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u/Andromeda_Revisit 15h ago

How much you love playing terrorists? You invade countries, you bomb schools, you support genocides.. your government needs to be placed under ICJ Court and prison for life.
If one country should be destroyed, that's the terrorists of the USA.

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u/CulturalHawk7594 14h ago

Deleted by foolish user

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u/grumbol 13h ago

I thought all of you bots got taken out. It must be rough to actually have to your everything again.

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u/Wombat1603 14h ago

Won’t help open a strait in a war that they had nothing to do with starting and would have advised against if asked, although about which they were not even consulted?

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u/CulturalHawk7594 14h ago

It all really started because of the threat to Israel and the nuclear bomb ambitions of Iran. Iran also has no business trying to control the strait. But the cowards around them, our allies, won't lift a finger to help. The only other option is for us to just leave the area and let Iran do whatever it wants. You don't see a problem with that?

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u/soundmagnet 14h ago

U.S has no allies other then Israel. They burned those bridges.

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u/justsomerandomnamekk 14h ago

You have no allies anymore because Trump threatened everyone. And your war with with Iran is stupid, pointless, and we don't care about that piece of earth. Clean up your own mess.

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u/StCreed 13h ago

It's a problem of your own making, insulting all your allies in the region and in the EU beforehand. We all know the only, really the only reason Trump attacked was because Netanyahu told him the deal was bad and it was all Obamas fault and he could make it better.

This deal was negotiated for nearly a decade, with guarantees from all parties involved, inspection regimes and a transition path to nuclear power for Iran that didn't need highly enriched uranium. But Trump decided that he could get a better deal. The idiot.

Your allies in the EU were insulted, their efforts snubbed, their advice ignored. They were also threatened. And now you want help?

With Trump threatening the EU that won't be coming.

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u/Friendly-Lychee-8508 13h ago

Do you even know what an ally is? Someone you can trust. Noone trusts USA anymore since you have threatened to invade both Canada and EU. You can not do that and think that they would be allies after that. You do not have any allies left.

Yes, countries may not go all out telling you how little we want to do with you, but it is not because countries are allies, it is because Trump is a maniac that can do anything.

We are preparing our bomb squads and just try to keep the bomb for going off before we are prepared.

The whole world has lost all faith in USA.

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u/Extra_Pay_4553 12h ago

You need to realise, America doesn’t have friends anymore and thats kinda America’s fault. Sorry, I’m wrong, you still have Russia and Israel as friends, enjoy.

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u/neityght 13h ago

Abject nonsense.

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u/snitchinbubs410 13h ago

nice try, Boris.

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u/NonEuclidianMeatloaf 13h ago

1) why does the US need help from allies? Isn’t their military might utterly mismatched when compared to the Iranians?

2) why SHOULD its allies help the US? Trump has done nothing but stab his allies in the back. If your neighbour stole your garbage bins and kicked your compost all over your front porch, would you help him when he asks you to help him re-shingle his roof?

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u/JohnSourcer 13h ago

Beware humourless moron here ☝️

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u/SlothLazarus 13h ago

If Trump had followed up with the revolution that was sparked up in Iran, maybe the situation wouldn't have festered to the events of today. What did he do instead? The US backed out when the protest was at its peak.

The Iranian regime cracked down on the protestors and had them killed or jailed. A few weeks after backing out, he goes forward with an attack saying- look, I have the Iranian regime under chokehold and you can remove this regime from power.

But by then, the ones who were supposed to take over had already been muzzled.

The Trump administration is as erratic as it can get. Says one thing, does another, retracts and then go do something else entirely.

Can't trust the guy to follow up on his promises nor the promises of America in the first place. The example being Ukraine. How do you expect your allies to back such a person?

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u/CulturalHawk7594 12h ago

But you don't seem to remember the threats from the Democrats. If he killed civilians he would be charged with war crimes after he becomes a civilian. I definitely agree he should have either gone all in or nothing. If he did, Jordan and the surrounding countries would be with us in taming and getting Iranian people to overthrow the government. After taking out the Ayatollah they should have destroyed their military. Trump obviously thought he would get more support from our so called allies. And underestimated the Iranian response. Especially with Israel having being surrounded by countries that want to destroy them. And if Iran ever gets a nuke Israel will be wiped out. It's a complicated mess the mideast. Has been for thousands of years

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u/Djinger 12h ago

Keep eating the bait, friend. Surely there's no hook in this bright orange marshmallow sitting behind the Resolute Desk.

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u/ninjohnnothing 12h ago

It’s a 3mo old bot/troll. Just put block it.

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u/Both_Insurance7983 13h ago

Not only had the people that were planned to take over been Muzzled but also killed by the USA or Israels airstrikes.

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u/SlothLazarus 12h ago

Yep. Truly a clusterf**k situation. And for what? A Nobel Peace award?

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u/Willthisaccountlas 10h ago

Iran already didn’t have a nuclear weapon. They didn’t have uranium that was enriched enough to make a nuclear weapon. They never tested a nuclear weapon or ballistic missile that could deliver one to USA or a reentry vehicle. They never threatened to attack USA with a nuclear weapon. 

Iran nuclear weapon weapons =  yellow cake uranium. It’s just another fake reason to justify endless war and shift even more wealth to the elites. 

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u/abcean 9h ago

As a military strategist

we should have just blew up everything near the strait

Hey mister "military strategist" go post that over on warcollege and maybe some of the folks there can tell you why, beyond the silly war criminal thing, why that's not actually possible or even a winning strategy.

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u/Bladderpro 14h ago

Cannot be more of a glowie than this.
Why are all these profiles 3 months old? Was there a major hiring spree?

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u/CulturalHawk7594 14h ago

I think your bladder is leaking. Better go check that

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u/Bladderpro 13h ago

Says the old fart

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u/CulturalHawk7594 14h ago

Why are all the dummies hiding their profile? That's easy

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u/Friendly-Lychee-8508 13h ago

Are you a dummy? Your profile is hidden 😆

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u/CulturalHawk7594 13h ago

My profile is new. Not hidden. Dummy

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u/Friendly-Lychee-8508 13h ago

Oki. My mistake, everything else is on you.

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u/Friendly-Lychee-8508 13h ago

If you really think about it though, why would anyone help USA?

Last time they did, Denmark for example helped you a lot and their citizens lost their lives to help you in Afghanistan and how have you treated them? You have threatened to invade them and start a war against them. Who would ever want to help you when you treat the ones that helped you before like that!?!

You have shown your colours and it is not nice.

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u/Both_Insurance7983 13h ago

Bro, what allies? Nobody but the middle east, Israel and the USA are part of that war directly. You got no allies to speak of, NATO is a defence alliance you dolt.