bjj lesson

[u/too-many_puppies]

🤘🧔🤘

[u/EqualActuator1529]

You should know he’s not serious. Call him the Clint Howard of TikTok

[u/LatinRex]

Has to be. MUST BE satire.

[u/stewpidazzol]

lol at people not getting it

[u/Azfitnessprofessor]

With arms wide open

[u/Danimaldodo → u/Azfitnessprofessor]

To hug dudes

[u/jkasburg]

My spirit animal

[u/ForestOfMirrors]

Creed is metal like the Pope is Buddhist

[u/JacksSenseOfDread]

"I'm tough because I'm fat, loud and stupid!"

[u/No_Statement440]

I think his father should have hugged him more.

[u/sirrahdorraj]

He said he's banned from the oooofc.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/mayunever]

Methinks he’s so far in the closet he’s in Narnia

[u/Musket6969420 → u/mayunever]

Fuckers finding 2030 Christmas presents.

[u/decentnamesweretak3n]

this feels like the kind of post someone would make after they lost a fight to someone who does jiu jitsu

[u/horner3509]

Creed ? Did he say creed ? I don’t mind them but don’t think they are metal

[u/Jflynn15]

Thank god the UFC got ahead of this and banned him.

[u/Psychological_Pop438]

I see no lies. I'd tap him with pressure but I see no lies. lol

[u/EarlStevenson]

This guy rocks

[u/IllSurprise3049]

Creed is the best metal band

[u/IceackBJJ]

I'd hug him

[u/_Nightbreaker_]

okay that was hilarious

[u/Santex117]

I saw a Ju Jit Sue once, she was fierce and I would have not picked a fight with her, I heard she had friends in high places

[u/edejoe]

I love this man

[u/Western-Pen6382]

🤣

[u/INKEDsage]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YtvCIwqNJhUmA

[u/t3hwhit3w3dow]

This guy is a parody lol you fell for it 😂

[u/wtbgamegenie → u/t3hwhit3w3dow]

Ok I’m 90% sure this is a joke but… that sounds like an accent I’ve heard all my life and I’ve met jerkoffs like this in the wild. Calling Creed metal is really the only thing that gives me pause.

[u/t3hwhit3w3dow → u/wtbgamegenie]

It’s 100% a joke, it’s just a character he plays

[u/wtbgamegenie → u/t3hwhit3w3dow]

I know that now but if you ever wanna meet the fuggin dickheads this character is based on visit any Wawa in Delaware County PA. They’ll be there.

[u/t3hwhit3w3dow → u/wtbgamegenie]

Brother I’m there everyday at Wawa grabbing a coffee, that’s why this guy is so funny!

[u/wtbgamegenie → u/t3hwhit3w3dow]

Go Birds! Fuggin Birdgang in here.

[u/MrSelfDestrucct → u/t3hwhit3w3dow]

He’s a rage baitin masturbator!

[u/Ogilthorpe2]

He had me until the "Creed"part lol

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/Ogilthorpe2]

So many people think there's no real fans of Creed and Nickelback, but both bands sold tons records so clearly they have ride-or-die fans all over.

[u/Ogilthorpe2 → u/BoneHugsHominy]

[u/SchwiftySqaunch → u/Ogilthorpe2]

Creed is the most music ever!?!??

[u/Ogilthorpe2 → u/SchwiftySqaunch]

Ask me what my favorite Creed song is and my answer will always be: Yes

[u/Kensei_Main]

Honestly if you disagree you don’t listen to enough Creed. Try it sometime

[u/Rezboy209]

Ngl I kinda like this guy lol

[u/Accomplished_Air7491 → u/Rezboy209]

Thanks for not lying

[u/hoothizz]

Poor guy he doesn't know.

[u/jrr_53]

Holy fuck that dude looks stinky.

[u/YunRahn]

Blue belt. Can confirm, I hug dudes.

[u/Bodoggle1988 → u/YunRahn]

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

[u/Live-Motor-4000]

Oh to be a fly on the wall when that guy finds out 

[u/wolfboy49]

To body slam someone, you are hugging them

[u/TheTimbs]

“Everyone’s a world champion at Muay Thai”

[u/spacegh0stX]

Obvious satire.

[u/salsa_verde_doritos → u/spacegh0stX]

He does this for every hobby/profession. My favorite is the firefighter one.

[u/Ok_Dog_4059 → u/spacegh0stX]

I lost it at creed

[u/Crymson831 → u/Ok_Dog_4059]

I actually like Creed and I knew it was satire as soon as he mentioned them.

[u/J3sush8sm3 → u/spacegh0stX]

Jesus christ how does anyone in this sub survive in the real world, simce they take shit so literally

[u/b0ingy → u/spacegh0stX]

CREED

[u/dead_languages_live]

Ragebait or manic episode, there is no in between

[u/HungarianWarHorse]

June jitsu

[u/SubMariner615]

Worst part of this was calling Creed, metal...

[u/therevjames → u/SubMariner615]

It's a parody, that is why he picked Creed.

[u/Wisco]

Imagine looking at your phone and thinking, "The world needs to know this!"

[u/hlv6302]

Yeah he gotta be jerkin us

[u/AmericanWasted → u/hlv6302]

He gave it away at Creed

[u/dessertforbrunch]

Everyone has that one friend to send this to .

[u/T_bird25]

Sounds like he really wants to hug some dudes

[u/notnotbrowsing]

creed?  jesus. no hate on creed.. but best band ever?

[u/saskdudley]

Dude, stand back, I can smell your shit breath from here.

[u/GutsThaKID]

bros fave band would be creed

[u/ShockleToonies]

He's talking way too close to the camera and I'm either repulsed (at the smell of his breath and greasy face), or, I'm gently closing my eyes as my pursed lips drift towards my phone to give him a kiss on his greasy hairy lips...

[u/UllrGoesSurfing]

Creed 😂

[u/Quazarto]

This dude rocks 🤘

[u/WKCLC]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5CyJGORW8UrZe

[u/Minute_Tutor4197]

Creed?!?

[u/ThatguyJake]

Nope. Follow this guy. He’s hilarious. It’s kayfabe.

[u/AConfederacyOfDunces]

This guy is hilarious. He has a video where he says some people accuse him of liking coleslaw and he gets all bent outta shape over it.

[u/Cortex_Grinder]

I bet he’s banned from getting within half a mile of a school or playground as well.

[u/mjohnson801]

I could smell his breath through the screen

[u/QuitCallingNewsrooms]

Who left that baby out in the sun all summer and superglued a beard to it?

[u/StevenMC19]

That is the most facial hair I've ever seen on the face of a baby before.

[u/Venom933]

It's like someone said i play Sudoku and therefore could win a Chess tournament 🥸

It's not the same and also a Tournament has rules 🥸

[u/jmarinara]

Guys. It’s satire.

[u/Obvious-Gate9046 → u/jmarinara]

I knew for sure the moment I heard the word Creed, kind of before that also, when he said the greatest metal band of all time, I just had a feeling where it was going.

[u/Billy420MaysIt → u/jmarinara]

Nuance has been lost on the internet

[u/manic_andthe_apostle → u/jmarinara]

So creed isn’t the best metal band in the world?

[u/jmarinara → u/manic_andthe_apostle]

Dude, you might want to sit down…

[u/ragnarokda → u/manic_andthe_apostle]

No that part wasn't satire. It's okay.

[u/Denzelini_Dumfrini2]

Didn’t know they had smartphones in Moria

[u/bean0_burrito]

this video smells like marlboro reds and old beard coffee.

with a hint of ass

[u/snakelygiggles]

...i would go to hug class.

[u/Rog2theNog]

Yea, Creed was a giveaway. Satire

[u/kinpsychosis]

All I heard is "I'm insecure"

[u/Joliet-Jake]

I thought he might be serious until he said Creed.

[u/colemorris1982]

This sounds like an angry kid in his room right after getting his ass handed to him by another kid who used jujitsu

[u/Dazzaster84]

Dude just wants a hug tournament.

[u/cone5000 → u/Dazzaster84]

Bro is craving male intimacy

[u/manic_andthe_apostle → u/cone5000]

With arms wide open

[u/Nazmaldun]

I mean, Creed is the best band ever.

[u/bean0_burrito → u/Nazmaldun]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dnjVkDoliaeBy

[u/Jbeaves44 → u/bean0_burrito]

“Ahhhhghaaaaaaghreeeeeee!” Probably

[u/Rum_Running_Sailor]

LMFAO! He's one of those guys who thinks he can fight. I've learned one very important lesson from going hands-on at my job. Fighters will fight and bullshitters will bullshit. This guy is a bullshitter.

[u/pantheonslayer → u/Rum_Running_Sailor]

it's satire lol

[u/TJTheree]

Ths guy’s definitely joking imo

[u/sk8thow8 → u/TJTheree]

Anyone who took this serious after he brought up Creed is a fucking idiot.

[u/squeakstar]

Did Rick Rubin get out the wrong side of bed this morning?

[u/orangecrushjedi]

Man, I feel like this is a joke.

[u/sweaty_pants_ → u/orangecrushjedi]

Dude said "best metal band is creed" lmao

This is peak ragebait for insecure men doing bjj cause of Rogan

[u/pyschosoul]

Very bold thing to say when you have a nice place to grip hanging from your face to jujitsu guys..

[u/mudduck2]

He’s the type that shits themselves while being choked out

[u/MrHackerMr]

Oh no, I think I can smell him from the video

[u/cvaninvan]

I'm banned from the UFC. Also the lie-berry, the gym, several bars and local shops and anywhere children are likely to be...

[u/hym_of_martyrs]

Creed mentioned. Washed lol

[u/CyanVI → u/hym_of_martyrs]

This has to be satire just cause of that one sentence. He goes from saying listening to metal to the best band ever, Creed. Can’t be serious.

[u/hym_of_martyrs → u/CyanVI]

That's a good point, he's got layers to his comedy dang