r/iamveryculinary • u/Ok_Fail_3058 American Pizza is just Sauce and Grease • 6d ago
"Hmm, processed meat on shit bread, soopernutrishous"
/r/chinesefood/comments/1x32jhr/nutritious_breakfasts_for_your_child_in_10_minutes/pf7th70/27
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u/HomemadeBananas 6d ago
I can’t believe people meat needs any “processing.” 🤮 Just take a big bite straight from the side of the cow. Anything else is sacrilegious to true culinary art.
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u/lostinelydan 6d ago
Chinese egg bread: 😡 😡 🤮
Japanese egg bread: 😮 ♥️ ♥️ 🇯🇵🤯 ✌️ 🤩 🇯🇵 ❤️ 🇯🇵
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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 6d ago
American egg bread is cake.
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u/UntidyVenus deeply offended 6d ago
You now have diabetes from mentioning it
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u/MeatballTornado 6d ago
Now you have $150,000 diabetes bill.
But you can pay in 4 interest free payments
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u/poopiebutt505 6d ago
American egg bread is enriched bread. Not cake. Cake is cake. Biochemistry brioche. Egg bread is just that. Someone is showing their ignorance and need to repeat urban bullshit
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u/MeatballTornado 6d ago
All American bread is cake. This is not because of science but because American bread is cake. So, in conclusion, American bread is cake.
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u/ChartInFurch What do they eat over there? Maple syrup and moose? 6d ago
"Cooking might be 10mins, but need to wash 1bowl(for the egg) 2 frypans 1plate several kitchen utensils 🥺"
I don't know how they managed!
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u/NS-13 6d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/chinesefood/s/nndnMMWp5H
Bruh some people are literally just too fucking stupid
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u/DjinnaG Bags of sentient Midwestern mayonnaise 6d ago
Damn, that’s stupid. Don’t they know that tobacco is a vegetable? Including the olives in the martini, and you pretty much have a salad. /s
Seriously, though, neither of those things take nutrients out of food
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u/ChartInFurch What do they eat over there? Maple syrup and moose? 6d ago
I had no idea how healthy I was being at brunch today!
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u/Ok_Fail_3058 American Pizza is just Sauce and Grease 6d ago
I am vegan, so I wouldn't have egg bread myself, but to say it is shit bread is a bit insane.
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u/BandicootFit992 6d ago
Yikes! That thread is filled with garbage takes. And that bread looks alright. Sure it’s not a slice of crusty bread, but it’s absorptive and spongy, which is needed for that particular recipe.
It’s also funny seeing people not from a region trying to dictate their cuisine just because “iT dOeSn’T sEeM cHiNeSe EnOugH”
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u/DjinnaG Bags of sentient Midwestern mayonnaise 6d ago
“my child is not getting that white fluffy sugar bread devoid of all nutrients, no thanks”
Yeah, except kids especially need carbs, so their brains can function. Doesn’t take away from the eggs or the chicken, either
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u/ChartInFurch What do they eat over there? Maple syrup and moose? 6d ago
Okay but what came first...the bread or the cake?
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u/poopiebutt505 6d ago
Kids DO NIT NEED CAEBS. In fact, kids nutritional needs and mothers milk is essentially keto. Your brains do not need consumed carbs. Any carbs your body decides to need IT MAKES ITSELF! The liver makes all the glucose you need through gluconeogenesis.
Stop with sugar and fruit sugar. Not needed biologically.
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u/FatherDotComical 6d ago
Breastmilk isn't keto, it has sugar and carbs in it, the kind that babies need. And I'm only replying to this troll comment because too many damn mommy groups post how they try to feed their babies keto diets or avoid breastmilk/formula because it has sugar (CARBS) in it. Sugar is not evil. Everything in proper portions.
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u/Tracula707 6d ago
If it wasn’t needed biologically then why have we been eating them for all of human history?
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u/Jabroni-and-Cheese Note: I am very serious about chocolate. 6d ago
Breast milk is 7% sugar by weight.
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u/SufficientEar1682 Flavourless, textureless shite. 5d ago
Damn Reddit caught it quick. Possibly shadowbanned.
I feel this sub sometimes struggle to understand that you dont have to eat only Chinese food. Pasta and Burgers exist in China too.
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