r/icast • u/IronTownPictures • Nov 07 '25

I Summon I guide others to the treasures I cannot possess

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u/qualityvote2 Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

u/IronTownPictures, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/Damach_exe Nov 10 '25

I cast: A happy relationship till the end of times!

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u/donMora Nov 10 '25

'It maybe is the year 62369 after our local supermassive black hole burst. My girlfirend says she got something special in mind for our anniversary. Our favourite sushi place got swallowed by the sun of our home solar system a few trillion years ago tho. So I'm excited for what she's planned... God, I love this woman.'

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u/Independent-South231 Nov 11 '25

an immortal dog?

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u/Sh0rtL1ved Nov 07 '25

Here's hoping!

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u/ListenGrouchy190 Nov 09 '25

Oh come on Arthur

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u/AuDHDcat Nov 07 '25

What do I do with one of those? Will they just live in the corner? How often do you feed them? Do I need to take them for walks?

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 something-OMANCER!!! Nov 07 '25

Short answer: they need all the same things you do. All of them. And if you treat them wrong, they run away.

But on the bright side, they’re more intelligent and have better dexterity than any other animal, so you can actually get help from them with a lot of things. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with having sex with them—as long as they give their consent, that is

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u/rainorshinedogs Nov 07 '25

ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE TO ....... INTERACT....... WITH SOMEONE!?!?!

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u/SpiketheFox32 Nov 07 '25

My husband is gonna be pissed

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u/michron98 Nov 07 '25

Let's see if it works. Met a girl in university who I like.

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u/Sam270710 Nov 07 '25

thank you my friend

i will keep waiting for your spell to work :D

also swords are so cool!

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u/New_Shallot7218 Nov 07 '25

Thank you my friend. In return, I CAST 100 YEARS GOOD LUCK.

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u/Annesolo CASTING DIRECTOR! Nov 07 '25

I just hope your spell won't work like a Lesbian Space Princess' Labris powered chick magnet, some people made mistakes. ;3

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 APPRENTICE! Nov 07 '25

I’m aromantic and not looking for either :( can I get a cat?

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u/IronTownPictures Nov 07 '25

Yes you can. It's a compensation for you :3

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 APPRENTICE! Nov 07 '25

And the CDS strikes again, although now with a little magical intervention

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u/Orion_of_Accalon Nov 08 '25

Here

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u/IronTownPictures Nov 08 '25

Well... it seems it doesn't work. Apologies for casting a broken spell

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u/DasGoogleKonto tomfoolery incarnate as a person Nov 07 '25

Thank you!

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u/NotTheAlfa Nov 07 '25

double it and give it to the next person

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u/NotTheAlfa Nov 07 '25

wow, thanks!

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 something-OMANCER!!! Nov 07 '25

Well crap, now I have to choose between her and the girl I’m already dating. I’ll need to find out a lot about her as platonically as possible

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u/General-General-3982 Nov 07 '25

Oh I was planing on staying alone forever. Looks like no, happens

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u/Conscious-Nose-2 The Re-BroadCASTER Nov 07 '25

I think you rolled a Nat 1.

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u/Calcium_Overlord Nov 07 '25

Strange how I see this post after finding someone who I like...

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u/buttzbuttsbutts Nov 07 '25

Thanks a bunch, my wife's gonna cast power word kill now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

I cast deflect back to caster (I'm married dawg)

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u/EducationalQuiet1 Nov 07 '25

Both, both is good

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u/jonpaco Nov 07 '25

How does it take to work?

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u/MrCableTek Nov 07 '25

My wife is gonna be kinda pissed but OK...

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u/MadnessBomber Nov 07 '25

... This spell got like... A time limit? Or... Delayed activation? ... Just asking.

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u/Vulspyr Nov 07 '25

Thanks wizard man.

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u/Viki713Gaming Nov 07 '25

Do I get both if I'm attracted to both

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u/Loco_Ogrimmar_060429 Nov 07 '25

Take this as my token gratitude

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u/IronTownPictures Nov 07 '25

I'll take it, and wait for someone to use it on T_T

Thank you, kind stranger!

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u/whydobabiesstareatme Nov 07 '25

I seem to have spell resisance to that particular incantation these days.

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u/Pretend-Ad7845 WIFI WIZARD Nov 07 '25

Thank you! I need a gf, but I don't have one yet! :3

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Commenting to possibly come back (soon)

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

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u/ListenGrouchy190 Nov 09 '25

I CAST ROMANTIC QPR

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u/BlazingDur4nd4l Nov 07 '25

COUNTER SPELL: VIRGINITY SHIELD

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u/SpecialistPrior204 Nov 08 '25

so...how long does it take for spell to work?

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u/Snoo_53775 Nov 08 '25

Femboi?

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u/IronTownPictures Nov 08 '25

It says "Depends on who you are attracted to")

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u/mightylonka Nov 09 '25

OK, but I like both. Do I get two or something???

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u/iamskydaddy Nov 09 '25

turns into a girl I didnt know I was gonna be the girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/IronTownPictures Nov 10 '25

You get whatever it is you are horny about at the moment

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

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u/calacaa Nov 10 '25

Pov you're a poly bisexual

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u/Venomius_Zombie Nov 10 '25

I hope She's supporting of me and Loves Me... Still waiting for the Universe the Gift Me My One...

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u/Expensive_potatos Nov 10 '25

I think your magic is too weak for this one, mate.

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u/Impressive-War-6366 Nov 11 '25

Well I cast many wonderful days

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u/AnnualSure7093 Nov 11 '25

I cast: COUNTER SPELL. Your welcome

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u/DemDL768 Nov 11 '25

I hope your spell helps, friend...

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u/Ok_Ostrich3174 Nov 11 '25

Pan people just get everyone

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u/docks4cocks Nov 11 '25

COUNTERSPELL!!!

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u/Pindeckoo Nov 07 '25

nothing happens

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u/_vegansushi_ Nov 07 '25

Thanks it's high time

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u/PrestigiousAd3576 The Grand Old SarCASTER!!! Nov 07 '25

Thank God

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u/ResolutionStandard32 WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Nov 08 '25

i already have one i don’t want another! NOOOOOOOO

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u/RustedMauss Nov 08 '25

Wife ain’t gonna like that. Unless it’s a boyfriend for her too.

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u/OnePassion8926 Nov 08 '25

Counterspell: no more relationships for me

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u/Riyuzaki33 Nov 08 '25

Counterspell: i'm ugly as fuck

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u/IronTownPictures Nov 08 '25

The spell isn't powerful enough to counter

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u/Da_Memes_ Nov 08 '25

Question, do i not get anything if i dont feel attraction or?

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u/NoBee4959 Nov 08 '25

Do I get both if I’m attracted to both?

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 Nov 08 '25

The coach doesn't play

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u/MountianSpiritDoaist Nov 09 '25

Both? Is it 50/50?

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u/anonymous0000000005 Nov 09 '25

Sorry m8 your to laye somone already cast ugliness upon to me

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u/Prince_Zyn Nov 10 '25

Oh hell yeah! I've been wanting one of those!

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u/DueOutside8186 Nov 10 '25

Huh nothing happened oh wait I have a resistance to spells of that nature… I wish I didn’t though

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u/Figgnus96 Nov 10 '25

Counterspell! I don't need that BS in my life right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Deflect! (As I know I ain't ready for that kind of responsibility/ commitment and am happy being single)

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u/Emotional_Being_6045 Nov 10 '25

Well, I chose to block your spell with REPEL MAIDENS!

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u/Cute_Locksmith4424 Nov 10 '25

COUNTERSPELL! FEMBOY HOOTERS!

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u/Dormammu14 something-OMANCER!!! Nov 10 '25

Please work (It ain't going to butnI need a gf)

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u/DargorShepard Nov 10 '25

I invoke Monkey's Paw!

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u/NeahFrosty Nov 11 '25

Thanks brother.

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u/ComprehensiveBar6702 Nov 11 '25

i cast counter spell: i already have one

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u/Initial_Tough429 tomfoolery incarnate as a person Nov 14 '25

Unfortunately, I have already been cursed with eternal singleness