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u/Mean_Piglet4979 FIREBALLER Apr 05 '26
Don't have a waifu
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u/EconomistStrange2715 Apr 05 '26
Which one?
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u/maggi_iopgott NECROMANCER! Apr 05 '26
ALL OF THEM!!!!
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u/EconomistStrange2715 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 08 '26
Let’s see here…
Marina(Splatoon 2)
Dehya(Genshin Impact)
Yoruichi(Bleach)
Makima(Chainsaw Man)
Mirko(My Hero Academia)
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u/Mr_Mozerella something-OMANCER!!! Apr 05 '26
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u/CombinationIll9767 something-OMANCER!!! Apr 05 '26
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u/CombinationIll9767 something-OMANCER!!! Apr 05 '26
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u/NilsBonsen THE GRAND MAGUS Apr 05 '26
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u/Zealousideal_Mud1516 Apr 05 '26
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u/BearMannetje Apr 05 '26
I sense two big underlying reasons
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u/Starmor Apr 05 '26
Granted those are a plus but tbh I actully love her for her character not just her......assets.
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u/Starmor Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 06 '26
Like I said its definitely a plus as I am a chest guy. But if you have read the Manga or watched the anime then you can see why i love her character. She is definitely the best
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u/thesocietyofthex Apr 06 '26
i prefer flat
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u/Starmor Apr 06 '26
To each their own. For many flats is justice. All shapes and sizes are seggsy
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u/Supmah2007 Apr 05 '26
Thanks dude, now we're all fucked, and not in the good way
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u/Realistic-Size-6612 Apr 05 '26
Umm, by canon end of CSM2 she won't be dangerous at all
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u/Denysskotnyk Apr 07 '26
Or would she?
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u/Realistic-Size-6612 Apr 07 '26
I'll try to tell it without spoilers, but now she doesn't have any motivation to kill Denji
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u/Retro_Sinz Apr 05 '26
Dammit are you serious? I just found a girl who likes me for me
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u/maggi_iopgott NECROMANCER! Apr 05 '26
Now you have to let them battle it out sorry!
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u/coolepikguy Apr 05 '26
date her
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u/gaurdOFthedeep Apr 05 '26
Yep
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u/coolepikguy Apr 05 '26
also is it pale king? they look like each other
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u/coolepikguy Apr 05 '26
the one in the gif isnt pale king. its hornet. just so you dont be confused
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u/Timecharge FIREBALLER Apr 05 '26
This is Rias Gremory, president of the Occult Research Club, the "Princess of Ruin," a high ranking devil of the Gremory clan, and the most caring, compassionate and motherly girl in her show.

She is not my waifu because she's hot; she is my waifu because the sound of her voice calms me, the thought of her smiling at me lifts my spirits, and imagined words of encouragement from her hit as hard or harder than those by a real person. Though she may not be real, Rias Gremory of the Gremory Clan of the Underworld, heir to the family, lonely girl and Japanese Otaku is a wonderful, kind soul that I wish desperately was real.
That is my waifu. And I fully recognize im gonna get some "touch grass, bro" comments here, but I don't care. I know what she is and I know what my feelings for her are, but in the words of Vader and Starkiller: "Your feelings for her are not real-"
"THEY ARE REAL TO ME!!!"
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u/maggi_iopgott NECROMANCER! Apr 05 '26
Elite reasoning and hot Pic. I am glade I made her real
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u/The_Alternate_Eye Apr 05 '26
...SCP-3125?
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD SON 😭😭😭
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u/maggi_iopgott NECROMANCER! Apr 05 '26
You have. I have only canalized your sick fantasy
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u/The_Alternate_Eye Apr 05 '26
It's not that sick, I just want to call her mommy and cuddle all day
she just happens to be world-ending capable
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u/OkMarket5009 Apr 05 '26
I get to have Alice Margatroid, lovely doll making magician who I am absolutely willing to change up my act for.
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u/personpersonperson01 Apr 05 '26
Baphomet from Black Souls... Uh...
Sorry for bringing Shub-niggurath, Mother of a Thousand Spawn, into the world guys, hope you can forgive me.
Well, I guess we have a much better law system in The Black Trial now, because Lindamea is definitely going to make himself real out of sheer willpower and loyalty.
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u/15bkfootlettuce1 Apr 05 '26
can I just choose to have a fictional character become real? I don’t have a waifu
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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 something-OMANCER!!! Apr 05 '26
TBH if she was real there’d be no way they’re interested in me
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u/AvrulixGaming something-OMANCER!!! Apr 05 '26
Basically almost every canon Star Wars female character (not background characters or legends)
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u/Busted_Boombox Apr 05 '26
The Jax plush (I had been gifted an off-brand Jax plush originally and called it my husband. Then I got the real Jax and called it my wifey. So I guess he’s on here now) and Keigo Takami because he’s just wife energy. No argument about it.
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u/Zealousideal-Cry-581 Apr 05 '26
I have two waifus. Double the motivation to change my life and stop being fat
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u/No_Mark_4370 Apr 05 '26
Apologies I do not have one...but I CAST HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
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u/Used_Cat266 Apr 05 '26
You just sent half of reddit to federal prison. Are you happy? I am.
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u/DocGhost Apr 05 '26
Like she's a real person or she's real and dating me because if know she's really AND now I have to be disappointed in the fact that I have know game, then that's just torture
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u/Hyperbolic_Berserker Apr 05 '26
Not into girls, but major candidates would be big sister Quetzalcoatl from Fate or Melania, Blade of Miquella. In both cases I am concerned for the sake of the world.
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u/76zzz29 Apr 05 '26
That's nice, a lot less dude to compete with. She would just kill everyone who aproach her crush, no mater the gender. And dudes tend to reunite together
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u/Snekbites Apr 05 '26
I made my own waifu, not even kidding, she has a game and everything, does that count?
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u/qualityvote2 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26
u/maggi_iopgott, this cast is approved by the council!