r/icast • u/mad-right-hand CAST AND FURIOUS!! • May 20 '26
CAST AND FURIOUS!! For you car guys here
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u/Clear_Primary_4273 APPRENTICE! May 20 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qwn5SJbzIN9cXdcv7J
So I now own the sick as hell bike in this gif?
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u/MalkyTheKid something-OMANCER!!! May 21 '26
Sir this is a motorcycle and not a car
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u/Clear_Primary_4273 APPRENTICE! May 21 '26
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u/satansweatysack May 21 '26
She's my favorite ride
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u/Tyguy935 tomfoolery incarnate as a person May 21 '26
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u/Vertnoir-Weyah May 20 '26
What does the spell do if i don't care about cars and don't drive?..
Does it make magic crash?
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u/confused_bi_dude May 20 '26
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hang on there buddy...as much as I would appreciate this I can NOT afford the taxes in a 2020 Mercedes AMG GT Black Series
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u/mad-right-hand CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 20 '26
*fine note, taxes and other expenses fully paid with this spell*
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u/Budyss123 SORCERESS! May 20 '26
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u/Person3327 May 20 '26
3026 Toyota Instant
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u/Budyss123 SORCERESS! May 20 '26
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u/Person3327 May 20 '26
No no, the joke is that a "car" from the year 3026 would be able to teleport you, and I called it a Toyoya Instant because why the flip not
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u/Emily_Mewens May 20 '26
But what if it was a practical car. Like a DeLorean hooked up with a flux capacitor allowing it to time travel once it hits 88 miles an hour. You know.. something useful beyond traveling slowly on roads.
Or perhaps something similar to Ms Frizzles school bus.. capable of totally ignoring any laws of physics, magic, etc, and is able to do dimension warping, phase shifting, size/shape changing, etc, while keeping its occupants perfectly safe. Such a thing would technically allow you to SAFELY go places you normally wouldnt be able to without a lot of spell prep time, and you could always set up its interior as a lounge or sorcery area.. Definitely know that would be pretty handy when one finds themselves in an anti-magic field in the middle of a black hole for whatever reason.1
u/Budyss123 SORCERESS! May 20 '26
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u/wilp0w3r May 20 '26
So a Volkswagen Van with a Subaru engine, solar panels and connected batteries for power when the engine is off, and the back can be converted between extra seats or a living area.
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u/TruthSpecialist4416 May 20 '26
What happens if I already have a dream car? Another one? I guess I could do with parts..
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u/liquidsin25 May 20 '26
Quick, can any other wizard cast "Affordable Insurance" spell so I can keep the car?
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u/mad-right-hand CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 20 '26
Everything is already paid with the base spell
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u/liquidsin25 May 20 '26
Ahhh dammn thats awesome. 1969 custom Lincoln Continental specifically the one used in marirlyn Manson Tainted love video.
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u/Zandonus May 20 '26
Hah. My dream car has always been. "Why would I ever want one, it's more problems than solutions". It's from the same company that makes "I already don't like this, why would I want it, but different?"
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u/Sm00gz42 May 20 '26
This is too hard for me. There are plent of super cars id want. But theres really just something so sexy about a Ferarri 458 italia, but on the other hand, The Marauder can literally drive over other cars, but also plenty of classic cars. Like a classic american muscle car that just purs as it idles.
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u/BigBuckNuggets May 20 '26
Yay no more lease payments, I’m a lucky witch in that I already have my dream car
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u/Technical-Monk-5573 May 20 '26
I already own my grandpa's 98 Silverado though... Does this mean I get a second one?
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u/totaly_origonal_name May 21 '26
stripping it down to the bones, replacing the dash with aluminium, getting a racing seat, removing steering restrainnts, entering a drift comp
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u/KingyDudeLVIII May 21 '26
RWD madmax-style 1997 Toyota Camry with a giant bullbar and a ford falcon Barra motor
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u/Dr_Axton CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 21 '26
Well, off to find some garage I can buy to store the guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/gHcmDxt1Zrgt5KA4Qa
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u/omegajakezed May 21 '26
gasp my dream car! One that runs on unbreathable air and produces breathable air as exhaust and is still efficient, Environmentally friendly, looks cool and makes women like me.
And its PINK!
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u/SadDistribution8476 something-OMANCER!!! May 21 '26
Unironically I do own my dream car.
And now I want to get rid of it.
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u/Paradoxu-Prime May 21 '26
Fictional, Mantis from Jedi: fallen order/survivor.
Irl, Lamborghini Asterion
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u/HylianWerewolf May 21 '26
Honestly I just want one that runs well, isn't too big and doesn't cost a lot on gas. Which I currently have.
2009 Ford Ranger in my favorite color (red). c:
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u/Heyfold May 21 '26
But I already have my rusty Renult Scenic I fixed with my dad...
Or I get Shitsuma.
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u/CH2OlllH2O2 May 22 '26
VW 166 Schwimmwagen
Would be my holy grail.
Thanks. Hope You have a beautiful weekend.
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May 20 '26
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u/NegativeMulberry2890 May 21 '26
THE COUNCIL DEEMS YOUR SLOP BORINGGGG
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May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
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u/NegativeMulberry2890 May 21 '26
Woah dude, you did not need to write a full article, also nice drawing. It was a joke ment not to be taken seriously. Also, don't talk down on artist, they may not make much but at least they are doing what they love. I get people like to do things to get attention and I also don't like it, but think about the situation at home they might have
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u/Cortigami48 May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26
Already got my dream car 😎 (it's a 2014 chevy cruze)
Edit: Actually serious though. It's such a nice car.





























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u/qualityvote2 May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26
u/mad-right-hand, this cast is approved by the council!