r/icast • CAST AND FURIOUS!! • May 20 '26

CAST AND FURIOUS!! For you car guys here

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u/qualityvote2 May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26

u/mad-right-hand, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/tokalper May 20 '26

I already knew and now i want it more. Fiat 131 mirafiori abarth

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u/Clear_Primary_4273 APPRENTICE! May 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qwn5SJbzIN9cXdcv7J

So I now own the sick as hell bike in this gif?

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u/MalkyTheKid something-OMANCER!!! May 21 '26

Sir this is a motorcycle and not a car

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u/Clear_Primary_4273 APPRENTICE! May 21 '26

aw man but I want the cool bike :(

ok fuck it, I CAST YOU GET DREAM VEHICLE, NOT CAR SPECIFICALLY​

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u/MalkyTheKid something-OMANCER!!! May 21 '26

bbzzzzztttt

...sir, I was instead shocked (owch)

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u/August_Rodin666 May 20 '26

I would become the most arrogant piece of shit imaginable if I had this car.

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u/Informal_Database327 May 22 '26

So, no change then?

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u/Vertnoir-Weyah May 20 '26

What does the spell do if i don't care about cars and don't drive?..

Does it make magic crash?

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u/The_Char_Char May 20 '26

You get a magic carpet instead.

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u/mad-right-hand CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 20 '26

Nothing, go be a poopy pants elsewhere.

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u/megosonic May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Does a dragon count?

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u/Limp_Bear_1812 May 20 '26

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u/Zen_of_Tetchiness May 22 '26

Don't forget Mr Fusion! Also, buckle up, because I'm about to fuck this timeline up. Harambe I'm coming buddy!!!

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u/confused_bi_dude May 20 '26

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hang on there buddy...as much as I would appreciate this I can NOT afford the taxes in a 2020 Mercedes AMG GT Black Series

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u/mad-right-hand CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 20 '26

*fine note, taxes and other expenses fully paid with this spell*

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u/Gilbot9000 May 20 '26

My beloved

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u/Budyss123 SORCERESS! May 20 '26

Iii only teleloort from place to the other out of convenience so Getting no car really changes nothing,thanks for trying anyways though

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u/Person3327 May 20 '26

3026 Toyota Instant

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u/Budyss123 SORCERESS! May 20 '26

I—you do realize that I'd sell this because I teleport everywhere I want to go,right ?

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u/Person3327 May 20 '26

No no, the joke is that a "car" from the year 3026 would be able to teleport you, and I called it a Toyoya Instant because why the flip not

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u/Emily_Mewens May 20 '26

But what if it was a practical car. Like a DeLorean hooked up with a flux capacitor allowing it to time travel once it hits 88 miles an hour. You know.. something useful beyond traveling slowly on roads.
Or perhaps something similar to Ms Frizzles school bus.. capable of totally ignoring any laws of physics, magic, etc, and is able to do dimension warping, phase shifting, size/shape changing, etc, while keeping its occupants perfectly safe. Such a thing would technically allow you to SAFELY go places you normally wouldnt be able to without a lot of spell prep time, and you could always set up its interior as a lounge or sorcery area.. Definitely know that would be pretty handy when one finds themselves in an anti-magic field in the middle of a black hole for whatever reason.

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u/Budyss123 SORCERESS! May 20 '26

You know what,that might be a free Get-out-of-jail ticket I may be intrested in keeping.

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u/wilp0w3r May 20 '26

So a Volkswagen Van with a Subaru engine, solar panels and connected batteries for power when the engine is off, and the back can be converted between extra seats or a living area.

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u/Mack_Aroni_Art May 20 '26

The only car I need is a subway car 🚃

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u/Lore_Enforcement May 20 '26

Which dream? The one where everything is made of invisible bees?

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u/TruthSpecialist4416 May 20 '26

What happens if I already have a dream car? Another one? I guess I could do with parts..

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u/ExtremeTruck7626 May 20 '26

FINALLY THE CLIO V6

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u/West_Wolf_993 May 20 '26

Aston Martin Vulcan! Let’s go!!

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u/Prestigious_Earth765 May 20 '26

Ahh finally. A peugeot 206 plus 🥹🥹

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u/liquidsin25 May 20 '26

Quick, can any other wizard cast "Affordable Insurance" spell so I can keep the car?

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u/mad-right-hand CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 20 '26

Everything is already paid with the base spell

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u/liquidsin25 May 20 '26

Ahhh dammn thats awesome. 1969 custom Lincoln Continental specifically the one used in marirlyn Manson Tainted love video.

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u/Zandonus May 20 '26

Hah. My dream car has always been. "Why would I ever want one, it's more problems than solutions". It's from the same company that makes "I already don't like this, why would I want it, but different?"

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u/Sm00gz42 May 20 '26

This is too hard for me. There are plent of super cars id want. But theres really just something so sexy about a Ferarri 458 italia, but on the other hand, The Marauder can literally drive over other cars, but also plenty of classic cars. Like a classic american muscle car that just purs as it idles.

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u/BigBuckNuggets May 20 '26

Yay no more lease payments, I’m a lucky witch in that I already have my dream car

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u/THISdarnguy May 20 '26

You have sentenced me to death!

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u/Heavyraincouch something-OMANCER!!! May 20 '26

Thanks for the Iveco LMV

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u/Minute-Rice-6064 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Thanks for the delorean with kitt as a ai

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u/badthaught May 20 '26

Not a car guy...

But I do like the look of a Toyota Supra.

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u/Technical-Monk-5573 May 20 '26

I already own my grandpa's 98 Silverado though... Does this mean I get a second one?

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u/fnafboss2 May 20 '26

Cool now I can drive in swag

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u/Heyfold May 21 '26

Ankh-Morpork ahhhh cuisine

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u/brunoras May 21 '26

That spell fizzled.

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u/LackSpirited2055 May 21 '26

1934 Chevy suburban in the color electric yellow.

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u/MrKTE May 21 '26

I can’t drive for health concerns tho…

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u/totaly_origonal_name May 21 '26

stripping it down to the bones, replacing the dash with aluminium, getting a racing seat, removing steering restrainnts, entering a drift comp

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u/Mr-Toy-Man May 21 '26

63 stingray, nice

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u/gottalovehanou May 21 '26

i would live in it wym

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u/WeightOk2102 May 21 '26

What if I have multiple dream cars?

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u/KingyDudeLVIII May 21 '26

RWD madmax-style 1997 Toyota Camry with a giant bullbar and a ford falcon Barra motor

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u/Drragg May 21 '26

My first car 77 Malibu

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u/Cahhnuck May 21 '26

No, I don’t.

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u/SneakyVoidCat May 21 '26

i cast
you now shit gold

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u/Dr_Axton CAST AND FURIOUS!! May 21 '26

Well, off to find some garage I can buy to store the guy
https://giphy.com/gifs/gHcmDxt1Zrgt5KA4Qa

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u/Th3Yellow May 21 '26

Please no i cannot afford it…

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u/R4TH4L05 May 21 '26

I believe this one is the Pagani Zonda

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRDTJVm2gIrkUZ5Pg6

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u/whilo909 May 21 '26

Hilux acquired

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u/brak1ta May 21 '26

HELL YEAHHHH

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u/GoddForBidd May 21 '26

Alfa Romeo 1900 52c Disco volante. Alfa red.

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u/omegajakezed May 21 '26

gasp my dream car! One that runs on unbreathable air and produces breathable air as exhaust and is still efficient, Environmentally friendly, looks cool and makes women like me.

And its PINK!

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u/Less-Donut-3844 May 21 '26

930 Turbo :3

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u/SadDistribution8476 something-OMANCER!!! May 21 '26

Unironically I do own my dream car.

And now I want to get rid of it.

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u/Paradoxu-Prime May 21 '26

Fictional, Mantis from Jedi: fallen order/survivor.

Irl, Lamborghini Asterion

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u/mr_venti_blue May 21 '26

Audi Q6 e-tron

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u/tobillama May 21 '26

Fuck yeah 69 stingray with a LT swap or an Aston Martin Vulcan here we go!

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u/YaBoiMax107 May 21 '26

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u/Heyfold May 21 '26

Rusty Kei truck? What are you? A guy that delivers easy?

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u/KillerCrocTV May 21 '26

this, with 900 hp

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u/HylianWerewolf May 21 '26

Honestly I just want one that runs well, isn't too big and doesn't cost a lot on gas. Which I currently have.

2009 Ford Ranger in my favorite color (red). c:

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u/Heyfold May 21 '26

But I already have my rusty Renult Scenic I fixed with my dad...

Or I get Shitsuma.

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u/UltimaBahamut93 May 21 '26

My dream car is any car that has 10 million in it

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u/TarasPotugese May 21 '26

Yaaay I can have tank!

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 May 21 '26

Thx for the Evo, king

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u/Captain_Fatbelly May 21 '26

LETS GOOOO!!!

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u/Additional_Bath2308 May 21 '26

OMG YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS❤️🖤❤️🖤

https://giphy.com/gifs/JsuFULf1IQzvnRjXJH

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u/Ursomrano May 21 '26

A Subaru WRX Hatchback brand new!?

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u/AdSalt314 shitcaster May 21 '26

Bro I can't get my driver's license yet

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u/Informal_Database327 May 22 '26

Hell goddamn yes

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u/Plenty-Fold-7381 May 22 '26

YES! I know just the one I want!

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u/THEFRANCHISE500 May 22 '26

BMW E46 M3 GTR

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u/CH2OlllH2O2 May 22 '26

VW 166 Schwimmwagen

Would be my holy grail.

Thanks. Hope You have a beautiful weekend.

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u/MerlinMEmrys May 22 '26

Cadillac series sixteen

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u/Sylver21099 May 23 '26

1967 Chevy impala

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u/M1nd-Gobl1n May 24 '26

YEEEEEEEEESSSSS! I GET A 1969 BOSS 302! BLACK W/GREEN WHEELS.

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u/Scary_Expert4890 Femboy Caster :3 May 24 '26

Shelby gt500 (NOT FORD)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 May 21 '26

THE COUNCIL DEEMS YOUR SLOP BORINGGGG

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 May 21 '26

Woah dude, you did not need to write a full article, also nice drawing. It was a joke ment not to be taken seriously. Also, don't talk down on artist, they may not make much but at least they are doing what they love. I get people like to do things to get attention and I also don't like it, but think about the situation at home they might have 

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u/Cortigami48 May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26

Already got my dream car 😎 (it's a 2014 chevy cruze)

Edit: Actually serious though. It's such a nice car.