r/icast • u/DarkXwolf_17_689 • 25d ago

Foul Sorcery šŸ’€ I CAST

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AN ACTUAL SPELL, FOR ONCE IN THE RECENT HISTORY OF THIS SUBREDDIT!

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u/qualityvote2 25d ago edited 25d ago

u/DarkXwolf_17_689, wizards be pondering the orb instead of voting on the quality of your castā€¦

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u/SyntheticSlime 25d ago

Iā€™m not touching that with a twenty cubit stick

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u/ObviousSea9223 25d ago

That's gotta be like 6 washing machines.

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u/headdie 25d ago

or about 90 hands

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u/LPGeoteacher 25d ago

About 12.50 Smoots

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u/stardate_pi 25d ago

I saw this spell coming from fourty baker's dozens smoots away; darn near a sheppey.

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil 25d ago

A spell so cold, it's approaching 0 Kelvin in here

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u/Prometheus_Bobert 25d ago

Oh, you mean -218.52 ā°RĆ©?

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u/SyntheticSlime 25d ago

Today I learned about the RĆ©aumur scale.

I would have preferred not to.

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u/RedReepur777222 25d ago

It's a nice 536.67Ā° Ra here.

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u/Anxious-Earth-8181 25d ago

Gonna have to break my beardsecond out.

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u/Obliteration_Egg 25d ago

I'll return in a tenday

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u/MaxCWebster 25d ago

I converted to Potrzebie years ago.

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u/evil_math_teacher 25d ago

I measure my staff to be about 1 Nā€¢sĀ²/kg long

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u/Salis9 25d ago

Iā€™m one Shebr away from laughing uncontrollably.

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u/Canonicald 25d ago

If I had 10 hogshead barrels for every time I've been asked this I'd be rich in a jiffy

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 something-OMANCER!!! 25d ago

Dang, I mustā€™ve walked at least 35 Japanese Ri today.

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u/Waste-Inspector8768 25d ago

A Hammock of cake

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u/Available-Damage5991 25d ago

A nibble is 4 bits.

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u/Iconshero 25d ago

I had to install a window the other day that was slightly more than 3 Maderacas by 4 Maderacas. I was by my self and let me tell you, it was a real pain in the ass.

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 SORCERESS! 25d ago

I'm 80 gaping assholes tall

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u/Swanzongg 25d ago

This will take a fortnight to get over

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u/LordofThe7s 25d ago

Iā€™ll pay you two-hundred and fifty bits to stop it!

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u/Unlikely_Rabbit_1849 25d ago

Smoot or Klein anyone?

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u/K0rl0n 25d ago

Duraq.

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u/Nowardier 25d ago

I feel 1,000 Smoots high right now!

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u/KneeDeep_Sleep 25d ago

Two more chains and I'm finally home

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u/Book_Anxious 25d ago

To get the DeLorean running you should be hit with 1.21 gigawatts of power

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u/DarkXwolf_17_689 25d ago

Iā€™m sorry to say it, but thatā€™s not a very obscure unit of measurement. Itā€™s world standard.

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u/Book_Anxious 25d ago

Then replace it with a FOE which would be a lot less of them because that unit is used to measure the strength of a supernova

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u/AntFinancial3004 24d ago

Or 7.552 x 1018 Gigaelectronvolts

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce 25d ago

We should measure fuel efficiency in rods to the hogs head.

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u/Some_Cheesecake_2636 GARDEN GNOME! 25d ago

Getting stung by a bee is at least a few dols.

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u/TheDeliveryDemon 25d ago

My car? She'll go 309 hectares on a single tank, man

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u/Choice_Gene6806 25d ago

16 hands is a bit too tall for me, under 14.2 hands (the .2 is really one half a hand) is technically a pony.

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u/Parrot_does_Art APPRENTICE! 25d ago

My favourite stick is three shaku long!

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u/DueAsparagus9358 25d ago

You weigh about 142 kittens

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u/SparxxWarrior97 GARDEN GNOME! 25d ago

How old are the kittens?

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u/DueAsparagus9358 25d ago

eyes just opened

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u/SparxxWarrior97 GARDEN GNOME! 25d ago

So like 5 stone

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u/DueAsparagus9358 25d ago

or 84,000 toothpicks

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u/Russell_W_H 25d ago

Got an EV. The furlongs/(fortnight)Ā² is insane.

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u/No-Department1194 25d ago

Informational level
Quantum foam
Strings of energy
Googol
E
Foe
Terraflop
Micrometer

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u/GrimaceFD 25d ago

So only using inches, feet, yards, miles, and pound then?

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u/VanAshkevron 25d ago

Furlong/firkin/fortnight system for the win

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u/EyeFrame_ 24d ago

It requires about 4000 truckloads of foam to fill a cavern that is about fuckhuge in total roamable space. Which is approximatively 1000 gorillion Dell laptop boxes of foam per soil-polygon.

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u/Danielwols APPRENTICE! 24d ago

Oh so feet and inches

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u/Prontonio_X SORCERESS! 24d ago

Bruh that the normšŸ˜…

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u/Danielwols APPRENTICE! 24d ago

In area 51 yes

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u/DarkXwolf_17_689 24d ago

I said obscure, not non-standard. I want to see units Iā€™ve never heard of before.

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u/GoodRainbowWarrior94 24d ago

Ohms?

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u/DarkXwolf_17_689 24d ago

Thatā€™s a world standard electrical unit.

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u/Lee-Unseen8570 24d ago

I got something huge that is a equivalent of the size of 0.02185 of the Himalayas.

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u/Zalrius 24d ago

There was decimeters of distance between their hearts.

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u/GoodSause 24d ago

This post made me do a full 200 gon

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u/Boring_Bed1783 24d ago

Did you know that insert bible boat name here is approximately 68-450 billion DNA molecules long?? Thatā€™s a lot of DNA molecules.

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u/Wonderful-Lack4902 23d ago

"The sniper is 567 Smoots from us" a smoot is 1.70 metersĀ 

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u/trapprentice SOCIAL OUTCASTER 23d ago

The average person drinks Ā¾ bathtubs of beer per year.

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u/Doro_Gurl 23d ago

The long ton is 1 016 kg.

The short ton is 907 kg.

The metric ton is 1 000 kg.

Except in parts of the US-American east coast were the short ton is synoymous with thecmetric ton.

Make of that what you will.

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u/Lance_gray2020 22d ago

The trip from New York city to LA is 892 800 Rods

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u/Dr-Richado 22d ago

That took me one yoctosecond.

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u/Crow-storm 21d ago

My car get 15 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it!

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u/SRF2011 13d ago

It only took me 10Ā²āµ yoctoseconds to type this