r/icast • u/Creative-Fall-6001 • 1d ago

I CAST!!! I CAST DEATH!

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Creative-Fall-6001, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/FertilePlanet88 1d ago

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u/Green_gazter-080 TOMFOOLERY & MALICE INCARNATE 1d ago

Bureaucratic Inspection Reconnaissance Drone

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u/Soffix- 1d ago

Birds have legs. Legs spelled backwards is SGEL

S- secret

G- government

E- spy

L -

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u/-Shadow-Lightning 1d ago

So does this mean I get to live?

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u/Gold3nKn1ght23 1d ago

No, youre on the other side of the wall 👍

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 1d ago

The bullet didn't go through though, so they lived

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u/Legal-Muffin6599 1d ago

They are the wall

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u/Salukichow 1d ago

Or a bug on the wall

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u/Tremen264 1d ago

You can only eat this once in your life

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u/Tebz3 1d ago

Was temperature set to 5500°C for 15 minutes

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u/denialgrey456 1d ago

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u/GwlishGrin 1d ago

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die

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u/Rich_Norway PSPPSPPSP… 1d ago

The firth of forth? Or whatever that song was called again i kinda forgor

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u/Character_Rich7999 1d ago

"Blood on the Risers"

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u/Huetal 1d ago

I thought the lyrics were gory instead of glory

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u/Revolutionary-Bid918 1d ago

It IS gory, not glory

The song speaks of a paratrooper who biffed his jump AND landing - essentially trauma bashing himself open and leaving a gruesome “splat” across the ground

“There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon his chute, intestines were a-danglin’ from his paratrooper boots, he was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots.”

And he ain’t gonna jump no more… Gory, Gory… what a hell of a way to die!

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u/Spazic77 1d ago

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u/IllustriousDemand691 1d ago

I can't be only one who HAD to sing this

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u/NeutralGoodAtHeart 1d ago

Thus explaining some of the medications. 💊

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u/Nilk-Noff 1d ago

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u/First-Luck-9720 1d ago

This meme is being stolen and sent to my Polish friend with immediate effect

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u/Filsamek 1d ago

Well

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u/RaineStormInc 1d ago

Damn lol

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u/C4n4d4_p4l4din Wizard knight! 1d ago

what if there's a spark within the toilet (unlikely) and the methane explodes and the explosion shoots you like a cannonball

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u/IllustriousDemand691 1d ago

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u/-SeaDrive- 1d ago

Well if you followed this the post would be correct (assuming you didnt know how to tie a noose before ig) I also have this in my gallery somewhere aswell

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u/tehweave 1d ago

A rabbit?

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u/Altruistic_Yak833 1d ago

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u/LocalInfluence9104 I CAST never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down 1d ago

It's the dread beast of caer bannog!

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u/gamersking17771 1d ago

Haven't you heard of the killer rabbit?

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u/tehweave 1d ago

BRING OUT THE HOLY HAND GRENADE

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u/Hpesojanes 1d ago

I half expected the replies to have an image of this rabbit in a fedora and captioned PERRY THE RABBIT?!

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u/Interentdumbass 1d ago

Guess I was stepped on by a massive elephant... or lead whichever comes first

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u/FusedSoul 1d ago

That is actually possible

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u/Fictional_feind shitcaster 1d ago

CHUCKLES

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u/kristopher103 1d ago

Oooooh topical.

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u/boaner88 1d ago

I've been wanting this since 1999

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u/Farmbeard_86 APPRENTICE! 1d ago

Death by Portuguese poutine; nice.

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u/NormalStrangeGuy72 1d ago

I mean I guess if it comes back from the dead and amasses an army?

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u/loganis 1d ago

Yeah.. that checks out

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u/WishGranted130 1d ago

I'm about to go out in an epic anime boss fight.

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u/Duo_Of_Ducks WIZARD! 1d ago

Understandable

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u/seuadr 1d ago

It is... Acceptable.

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u/freaky_man6969 1d ago

Ig I was depressed and a medieval peasant?

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u/Mr2442 1d ago

I’m not sure what got me first being blended or being boneless

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u/-Shadow-Lightning 1d ago

It’s actually the x-rays that got you

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u/Gold3nKn1ght23 1d ago

Yup, cancers been dormant a while.

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u/PhantomPhoenix000 1d ago

Of course babies have bones, the baby back ribs I ordered had bones

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u/DerelictDreadnought 1d ago

Funny enough, cursing McRonald here is actually the 6th picture in my picture roll right now, so he's pulling double-duty here.

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u/Awkward-Power-9617 1d ago

Hi Ronald, can I get a 20 nugget share box of get me the fuck outta here so I don't gotta look at that, thanks...

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u/TheVerboseMan 1d ago

Inverse-reverse zoophilia

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u/slimkermit1 1d ago

Is that a wiener dog?

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u/JustGary420 1d ago

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u/JosephOrim 1d ago

What a way to go

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u/JustGary420 1d ago

Not complaining tbh

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u/Artistic_Skill1117 1d ago

That character looks familiar.

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u/butterflybunny47 1d ago

Yeah, my client posing their hand like this almost gave me a fucking aneurysm.

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u/DrySale4618 1d ago

I had to skip a few because they are photos of humans I know and love

So I guess I die of John Williams music?

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u/FrenzyAKAOnyxx67 1d ago

well he tends to do that

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u/5starcats 1d ago

I always knew they were up to no good.

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u/Mind_on_Idle 1d ago

Whoops. Should have done that I guess

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u/Copperhead9215 1d ago

I'm not dead, I'm just stuck in the Shadow Realm

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u/MasterManiac195 1d ago

Ah.. ok then

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u/__This__Is__Fine__ 1d ago

i shit you not, this is honest to god the 6th pic in my gallery

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u/Normal_Call_8015 WIZARD! 1d ago

Well.................damn

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u/GarboWulf5oh 1d ago

I actually cringed so fucking hard at this jesus fucking christ

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u/Vasarto 1d ago

Holy fuck. I think I would rather die than have to deal with that.

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u/Alarmed-Law3769 1d ago

LMAOO this is so real tho

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u/KDogg3000 1d ago

Seems legit.

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u/Peelzboy 1d ago

Well damn...

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 1d ago

Done in by my own cooking! Or maybe the cat.

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u/Cool_Fall5404 1d ago

I guess one too many times saying there are 4 lights did me in

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u/84dg3r0u50n3 1d ago

Oh no he finally got me

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u/RediEntertainment 1d ago

Literally the 6th, well played.

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u/barcelonatacoma 1d ago

I guess I go down with the ship

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u/Creepybobo69 1d ago

monkeys paw curls

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u/Sad_Actuary_1635 1d ago

Note to self, don't make any proctologist appointments!

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u/Tebz3 1d ago

You sir just condemned me into the worst fate imaginable in the worst reality possible. Well I won't truly die physically but two thousand years would have eroded my mind indefinitely.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 1d ago

There is some hilarity to this

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u/Staff_Sadge 1d ago

I knew this guy would eventually do me in.