r/icast • u/CaptainAmerica_2026 • 1d ago

I CAST!!! I cast unfrozen Mariah Carey madness

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/CaptainAmerica_2026, wizards be pondering the orb instead of voting on the quality of your cast…

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u/jad103 1d ago

I just seen Disney commercial playing "it's the most wonderful time of the year"

I was out looking at the early Halloween decorations people put up and already seen one of my neighbors has their Christmas tree up.

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u/my_name_1s_taken 1d ago

I have my Christmas decorations up the whole year and indoor temperature set to 25 so I can wrap up in my blanket and drink some hot chocolate

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 1d ago

'Tis the season

https://giphy.com/gifs/SFr0L3vzcyvNm

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u/Timely_Support2106 I CAST... FNAF MEMES 22h ago edited 19h ago

To reload...

Fala ala ala, a al la (gunshot)

ok it makes sense i got downvoted this was a stupid joke

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u/Dependent_Cow_9010 WIZARD! 1d ago

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u/Dependent_Cow_9010 WIZARD! 1d ago

cranking my sorcery-enhanced air pods to ear-bleeding volume the second I hear the first second of that song. later newbs!

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u/Alorxico 1d ago

I CAST BLIZZARD!!! I CAST BLIZZARD!!! FREEZE RAY!!! ICE STORM!!!! JUST LET US ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS AS THEY EXIST FOR ONCE!!!!

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u/betsylang 1d ago

It is not even halloween yet!! You put her back right there

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u/Lazy-Whereas6167 1d ago

I cast this is Halloween and summon Slenderman

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u/Sufficient-Artist938 NECROMANCER! 1d ago

tis not the season to be jolly cocks gun

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 1d ago

No, please! For the love of cow, keep her frozen!!!! 🤬

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u/jad103 1d ago

Yeah. Keep it Frozen. She should just Let It Go.

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u/B4d_B1tch_Quinn 1d ago

I’ll take that song over Mariah Carey any day of the week

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u/IStealSwords 1d ago

The beginning of her awakening is heralded by the Pumpkin Spice.

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u/tigerraff123 1d ago

SHE IS BREACHING THE CONTAINMENT

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u/Sasya_neko NECROMANCER! 1d ago

I cast: perma frost

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u/hellno49 APPRENTICE! 1d ago

Mariah needs to close that thing up.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 1d ago

I counter with: New Ice Age to freeze her forever

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u/Bane8080 1d ago

Fuck you! It's still October.

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u/SteelSybaris 1d ago

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u/InactiveMedusa 1d ago

"A Wizard is always strapped, young Frodo"

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYTfJZ2dCQBhK

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u/Zealousideal_Site856 1d ago

She's defrosted on my spotify 😂

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u/Nk1101 1d ago

No… Please God no! It’s still October! Let us enjoy the rest of the month!

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u/Negative_Gundam3800 1d ago

You Sick Bastard….Time To call 20 Astartes Chapters and MTF-Tau 5,Delta Force,IShowSpeed,SAS,Godzilla and Fucking MOSES to Recontain her!!!!!

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u/richdun 1d ago

Nooo

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u/MinusOnTheReddit 1d ago edited 23h ago

At least I don't work at the store anymore, so now I don't have to listen to this crap six to seven times a day!

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u/Individual_Most_8190 1d ago

She’s not coming out. Mario has got the gun ready to fire at her if she STEPS FOOT out of the ice

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u/Coolmincool 1d ago

This is the only bad thing about Christmas

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u/2006Internetghost 1d ago

Don’t worry lads, this year I brought pipe organ artillery to slow her down!

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u/KeeKyieMorrisTheWise 1d ago

We should imprison her and ban her music. Problem solved

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u/HarpoNecro88 1d ago

HP Lovecraft never wrote about this

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u/SilverSpider_ 1d ago

ITS ONLY OCTOBER! WE HAVE TWO MONTHS LEFT!

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u/SnooStories8217 4h ago

As she is laughing all the way to the bank.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qi8Yhj4pKcIec

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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 1d ago

It means we are only days away from being acoustically accosted.

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u/BookWormPerson 1d ago

It's already to late.

I have heard that shit twice already this week.

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 1d ago

No… its too soon… god help us all.

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u/Ghost-of-Sneakman 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/er1kMn1rb4UBW

I too, have already seen Christmas commercials, decorations and the like.

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u/StrawberryK 1d ago

Reduce the temp keep her in there

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u/MeowFalen Tech Witch 1d ago

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u/Etheron123 ARCHMAGE 1d ago

God dang it, I already have to deal with Jose Mari Chan. Now her

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u/ElectricalCraft5127 APPRENTICE! 1d ago

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u/Etheron123 ARCHMAGE 1d ago

Appreciate the free cake

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u/Admirable-spoons 1d ago

I’m sorry to say it but there’s already Christmas stuff in stores, she at least 1/4th of the way defrosted by now

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u/AzuleStriker 1d ago

Why do I have to see this every year?

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u/Bookslutforsmut 1d ago

Already heard it in a store this week. She's already awake and free.

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u/Thunderstudent 1d ago

I cast Frost to keep her frozen! Brothers, Sisters and Non-Binary siblings, we MUST keep her frozen!

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u/Zombieslayer854 1d ago

I cast, blizzaga to keep her frozen

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u/Lazy-Whereas6167 1d ago

One two three four I spot a resident

r/foundaresident

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u/No_Translator7843 1d ago

I cast ice storm

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u/Elegant_Thought6557 1d ago

no she didn't you just blinked

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u/moonlord2193 1d ago

Regice, use Blizzard!

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u/Glitchy_Official35 1d ago

Oh god she's starting to wake up

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u/isaiddgooddaysir 1d ago

Her wallet just opened

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u/PeepawWilly69 1d ago

I cast disintegrate

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u/UnNamed_Profile27 1d ago

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u/Timely_Support2106 I CAST... FNAF MEMES 22h ago

MANDJTV MENTIONED

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u/Legitimate_Fold_2850 1d ago

Just because you change the wording slightly doesn’t change the fact that you’re recycling the same old shit meme.

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u/__TheNoob__ 1d ago

I cast freeze ray at mariah carey

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u/Lance_gray2020 1d ago

I cast: Thank you for revealing that your neighbors are gay Filipinos. 🎄🔔💀

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u/KitsuneKonuichi2494 1d ago edited 1d ago

WINTER doesn't start till the 21st of December and THUS FALL should be CELEBRATED until then... Halloween deserves to be celebrated and for those in the states that have Thanksgiving in November(recently moved to Canada) Thanksgiving DESERVES to be celebrated as well... if not willing to wait THAT long then at least wait till DECEMBER... Is a Honest to God and FAIR compromise, FALL is a BEAUTIFUL season, and it is WORTH celebrating and ENJOYING to its fullest INCLUDING Halloween AND Thanksgiving, CHRISTMAS can wait for December... seems honestly fair

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u/Sans6848 23h ago

I cast: SNOWGRAVE

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u/Various_Snow_6202 23h ago

No.... NO...!

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!!!

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u/ananomally230402 23h ago

Quick get the liquid nitrogen

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u/idkwhataboutyou148 22h ago

BITCH GIVE ME MAH FAWKIN SHAWTGUN!

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u/ThickWorldliness4991 22h ago

What did you do…

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u/Cyberware42 21h ago

Shut up! Noooo….. noooooo nooooooaaaahh!

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u/AgitatedOne57 tomfoolery incarnate as a person 21h ago

I cast AIWFCIY in MINOR KEY to fit this ominous foreboding

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u/ricaerredois 20h ago

Time has come

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u/poedraco 20h ago

I'm not ashamed. Never too early for this..

https://youtu.be/FcKKTR0Sg7k?is=IPdmRNkFZBkHTEVb

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u/No_Desk5162 19h ago

Everyone get your ice type pokemon ready someone go get Sub-Zero we got spooky season to protect

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u/Magical-Girl-912 17h ago

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT ITS NOT TIME YET

JUST LET HALLOWEEN BREATHE OKAY

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 12h ago

She is breaking the rules. Has anyone seen Krampus?

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u/MovieFreaQ 12h ago

The signs of her return have already started to appear

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u/Deep_Helicopter4591 8h ago

I can feel her vocals warming up already. 

A faint hum sounding like "it's tiimmmeeee" 

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u/BeginningQuiet7062 2h ago

Oh please god no!

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u/Money_Acanthaceae868 1d ago

Am I seriously the only one who hates Halloween and can’t wait to hear Christmas songs on the radio?

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u/Money_Acanthaceae868 1d ago

Actually, you know what, I’m listening to Christmas songs on Spotify now, take that… uhh… society?

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u/Minimum-Letterhead-6 1d ago

Quick!

Someone play All I want for Christmas by The Midnight Riders before its too late!

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u/IronTownPictures 1d ago

Reject "All I want for Christmas is you"

Embrace "Santa Claws is coming to town"

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u/ZuccsToBeYou 1d ago

Damn, we're still having Christmas this year?

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u/CandyCreecher 1d ago

The leaves from trees, the sweets of treats and frights that go bump in the night. In the name of all Hallows Eve, I CAST
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZTjQgJGDiuJZS
SNOW FALL