r/icast • u/Johtin2008 • 13h ago

I CAST!!! I Cast! Where's Teleported?

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 11h ago

u/Johtin2008, this cast is approved by the council!

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u/Inevitable-Remote-65 13h ago

Well my shit is no longer going in the toilet

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u/bfhurricane 12h ago

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u/cAmSg0tGaMz 10h ago

Wtf? What movie is that? Do I want to know?

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u/bfhurricane 10h ago

The Sopranos. Amazing show.

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u/Achilles9600 11h ago

I meanwhile would end up right on top of the toilet

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u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 11h ago

I peed on my leg

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u/DavidsPseudonym 13h ago

Dead, trapped in a wall.

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u/Payascor 13h ago

Makes two of us

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u/PianistNegative8758 13h ago

Makes three of us

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u/Leading-Point-113 12h ago

Makes four of us

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u/Fuzzy-Disk8999 12h ago

Makes five of us

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u/hoebox 12h ago

makes SIX of us!!

Ah ah ah

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u/Apprehensive_Arm3727 11h ago

Makes seven of us

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u/Radiant-Ad-1976 11h ago

Makes eight of us.

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u/Silver_ferns 11h ago

Makes nine of us

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u/Lemonmuncher 7h ago

I escaped death by wall and popped into my hallway by a couple of centimeters

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u/EmpatheticBadger 12h ago

No no no no I'm in a plane! Do not teleport me out of the plane!

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u/Drowe87 11h ago

Well, you have a non-zero chance to survive, good luck.

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u/Accomplished-Eye-831 11h ago

About 30ft above the ground in a seated position with shorts and boxers at my ankles

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u/Earnestappostate 8h ago

Record scratches

Narrator: I bet you're wondering how I got in this kind of predicament...

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u/ChurchillMkVII 6h ago

Are you shitting in a tree stand?

Edit: nevermind, I figured it out. But I'm leaving it because I think it's funny.

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u/rubenff 11h ago

Now that's a predicament!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Prospector_Fernando 10h ago

You and me both

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u/Alarmed-Law3769 7h ago

What a predictable creature

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u/DarakX 7h ago

Same here 😂 not the heroics way to 💀

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u/FuckAllInstaNormies 12h ago

I'd be shitting in the hallway

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u/pinoytasty 12h ago

and i will be shitting on you apparently

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u/FuckAllInstaNormies 11h ago

Who said you weren't the first one to teleport m8

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u/Solid_Outcome_6697 7h ago

I’m shitting on floor at that point.

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u/john_1182 12h ago

Inside of the kitchen of the place that just served me this...

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u/Leading-Point-113 12h ago

“Sir, the sign says employees only”

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u/john_1182 12h ago

But I only want more chocolate sauce

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u/Leading-Point-113 12h ago

“Fine, I’ll add more, but don’t tell my manager since you’re not allowed to add more sauce winks, just make sure to add more tip on my name, thank youu”

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u/john_1182 11h ago

Ill meet you at 9pm to give you your tip

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u/UsManos27 12h ago

I am now sitting in the lap of a random person on the train

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u/hoorayforhomicide 9h ago

Eh that's pretty standard procedure for alot of public transport. If you're not the sitter you're the sitee

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u/Dramatic-Resident-64 13h ago

I’m either safely lodged in my wall or in my wife’s clothes (and they would presumably be in me too)

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u/DarkA666 11h ago

Sitting to the left of the stranger at the bar instead of the right.

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u/muntaniol_dan 11h ago

I am now fused with the brick wall. Not nice

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u/CaptBogBot2 7h ago

I'm going to need an ambulance...

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u/TheLexiBee69 11h ago

If you teleport inside another person, do you both die? Which physical mass takes priority?

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u/Euphoric_Hippo_6565 11h ago

From personal experience: Neither of you will survive.

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u/TheLexiBee69 11h ago

So you have been inside a few people

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u/Epilepsbee 10h ago

According to Quake and UT, that's a telefrag. You appear there, they explode into bloody chunks and you get +1 to your kill count.

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u/Proud_Pirate_8284 12h ago

I'm now shitting in the shower.

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u/Specler 8h ago

makes the two of us shitting in your shower.

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u/redjarvas 4h ago

It will be extremely awkward trying to explain why I'm in my underwear trapped inside my neighbor's car

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u/Bennyseed 13h ago

I went from laying on my bed to falling onto the floor

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u/Different_Stable_351 12h ago

I'm locked outside in kinda cold temps at 3am, instead of trying to figure out logistics in my turbo fuel depot. (Knowing full well I'm about to have this compacted coal phasing through the other conveyor lines bc I am not re-doing the whole thing.)

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u/ewizin 7h ago

El baño de los vecinos supongo

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u/Legitimate-Curve-346 13h ago

I'm either in my closet or have become one with the wall.

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u/Aggressive-Win129 12h ago

<Aggressive-Win129 suffocated in a wall>

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u/Kaaaal 11h ago

Dead. I'd fall like 12 meters down.

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u/SingleLengthiness750 8h ago

You might survive, no legs for you though.

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u/RobuRix 12h ago

Falling 7 floors down onto the hard ground...

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u/Bishop-Peromnia 12h ago

Significantly

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u/DrAmoeba 7h ago

Sitting on my dog's bed.

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u/SuffeliPuffel 3h ago

Im taking a shit on my front yard i guess

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u/AndersTheFirst 13h ago

I am now outside, on the driveway. 🤔

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u/VanAshkevron 13h ago

I've fallen onto a slick steel roof, and probably fallen off of it as well

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u/Kaprboss_real_real 12h ago

I would have a table phasing through my body

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u/Book_Worm_5305 12h ago

I am sitting in the middle of the highway 😑

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u/OneAd8746 12h ago

In someone else’s home now 😳

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u/Alarming_Ad3204 12h ago

🎶Sing with me, sing for the year
🎶Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear

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u/Frederick3851 12h ago

I'm in a moving car, thx for the free trip to the after life

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u/UniversityMuted5868 4h ago

I’ve clipped through the wall… thanks.

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u/UniversityMuted5868 4h ago

And by through I mean in.

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u/VivaLasNewVegas 4h ago

I'm in the fucking wall

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u/UltimatePrimate 4h ago

I am now no longer in the bathroom. I am mid poop in my bedroom, on my wife's side of the bed.

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u/93rd_misfit 4h ago

Buried alive. (Laying sideways).

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u/Blippy_Swipey 13h ago

I’m now pooping in my cats bed. Sorry kitty.

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u/NumerousYesterday125 13h ago

on my ass in a hallway. at least im not locked out. it'd suck if id already locked the door.

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u/pizzasongsenpai SORCERESS! 13h ago

Thanks. I fell from the height of my 3rd floor balcony

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u/Icy-Shame8007 13h ago

Chilling on a balcony with a great view 

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u/Key-Green-4872 12h ago

Well. I'm still falling...

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u/jeremyStover 12h ago

Yup, 13 floors down to a giant stupid boulder

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u/tamzillathehun 12h ago

In my neighbour's bedroom. At 4:40 in the morning. I hope they don't call the police.

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u/dovahlaat 12h ago

Falling about 15 meters down. So, dead!

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u/Nugist 12h ago

Well, now I am falling from 2 floor, not too bad, but fuck you

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u/Morzheimer SOCIAL OUTCASTER 12h ago

If you’re wondering, the bowl of petunias thought “oh no, not again.”

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u/Exie2022 12h ago

Gmod collision sfx

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u/Moiahahahah 12h ago

I'm now shitting on my bed

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u/M_aK_rO 12h ago

I came out years ago, but this gets me into the closet

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u/pilot269 12h ago

I'd be in the general manager's office of my work place which is locked since I'm the only employee in the building right now.

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u/ukie-witch-06 12h ago

I am significantly less comfortable, but still within the bathroom.

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u/Reborna25 12h ago

I would find myself on bed in my neighbors apartment

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u/ldarkfire 12h ago

...how do you know where their bed is?

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u/Giocri 12h ago

In the grass next to the rail, now i am going to be late to visit grandma for lunch you Monster

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u/Deltoro19 12h ago

I fall and break my back over the tub. At least I'm not stuck in a wall

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u/Polkalative 11h ago

I am falling out of a train going 250 kph

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u/azionka NECROMANCER! 11h ago

I’m sitting on potatos in front of a shelf of jam. It’s dark.

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u/_Meltdown_Imminent_ 11h ago

I'm now taking a shit in my shower

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u/madgodcthulhu 13h ago

I’m about a foot away from my rolling mill at work good thing I’m far enough away I don’t wanna be human toothpaste

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u/Ok-Violinist1545 13h ago

guys....I'm in a long hallway....

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u/Kottyara 13h ago

You turn to the left

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u/Comprehensive-Bus-20 13h ago

I’m falling out of my building over a guy being escorted away by security-

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u/Scarecrowqueen 13h ago

Ive clipped into the wall like a bad video game glitch

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u/WishGranted130 12h ago

I sleep on my side. I'm on the bottom floor. I'm now in a shallow grave.

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u/NotYourAverageGM 12h ago

Well I was on the toilet so.. quite a bit worse actually.

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u/CryCommercial1919 12h ago

Middle of a church.

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u/No-Sherbert7881 12h ago

I’m in a wall

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u/Timely-Win6225 12h ago

Im now in my front garden.

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u/jfuffyfkghc 12h ago

I'd fell from the second floor and skip second half of my class because of this.

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u/laseraxel 12h ago

Oh, I’d end up naked in my neighbor’s hallway. A bit embarrassing, but could do worse.

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u/less_accurate 12h ago

Instead of sitting on my couch, I'd be sitting on the dog bed. Still pretty comfy.

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u/CommunicationTiny707 12h ago

I'm going to the kitchen, small chance to be stuck in the stove

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u/NoCry8460 12h ago

I'm on a train but fortunately sat by the right hand window so I think I'm now sitting on a guys lap by the left hand window.

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u/ArtOwn8465 12h ago

Well I was on my bed laying on my right side. So left would be up in the Attic…. Well at least it’s warm up here.

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u/ArtemisHunter96 12h ago

I’m now in my kitchen cupboard presumably sitting on my medicine box so hopefully I haven’t crushed my meds under my ass

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u/Conungi 12h ago

Ive ended up in the lounge next to me ... i regularly clean it, but im not sure EXACTLY where i end up, hopefully not in the wall/counter in the middle of the room

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u/atomic-moonstomp 11h ago

I'm falling like 15 feet out the window in my pajamas

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u/Electronic_Gap_6501 11h ago

I'd be sitting in the corridor closet then...

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u/samkynhneigd 11h ago

Welp, just fell down from a second floor :(

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u/XreaperDK SORCERESS! 6h ago

I moved from laying in bed to laying on my spare blankets and pillows. Im still not going to get up either way.

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u/MaitreCanard 6h ago

My lunch is now 3 meters to my right 😅

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u/F0X_Revolution 5h ago

I think I would be gay, because I would be in the closet

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u/SimplyOG 5h ago

Outside and falling about 10 feet

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u/Human_Discussion_250 5h ago

Im in my neighbor's flat.

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u/Ok_Change_5629 5h ago

I'm sitting on the floor

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u/Kopskoot708 5h ago

I am now pooping in the garden.

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u/CaptainKyleGames 5h ago

I got splinched into my wife's desk... so... not good...

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u/Lanky-Wrongdoer5258 5h ago

I am in the fireplace.

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u/Vinx1312 5h ago

I am putside sitting on an 4-wheeler atv

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u/Desperate_Coat_669 5h ago

I am now drowning in a lake.

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u/belabacsijolvan 5h ago

i fall 40cm to my bathroom floor and my laundry basket possibly breaks my neck

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u/FroYoSwagens 5h ago

Inside an elevator shaft

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u/Timecharge FIREBALLER 5h ago

I'm in my kitchen

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u/MotherRaven 5h ago

I’m merged into the window and wall. Thanks for the Philadelphia experiment nightmare

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u/Southern_Ticket8757 5h ago

Time to take a 1.5 story fall I guess

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u/PurpleFox32 5h ago

In my parents bedroom

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u/emoss17 5h ago

I will be in the grass beside my house. Hopefully not phased into a tree.

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u/captjr9513 5h ago

I'd be flat on my back in an empty parking space.

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u/ILoveFrutigerAero293 5h ago

HELLO
IM YOUR NEIGHBOUR

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u/OldBaldy6668 5h ago

Embedded in a shelf full of Lego

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u/Chaos8599 5h ago

Either in a wall or chair, or fine. No in between

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u/FelbotFactory 5h ago

I stuck in textures

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u/OrtizFam APPRENTICE! 5h ago

I’m dead. In a counter and cabinet.

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u/edgar_allynn_poe 5h ago

I would be sitting on my cat and breaking her spine, which would put me in medical debt for years because I love her more than life so thanks for that

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u/Cheap_Actuator_8910 5h ago

Instead of chillen on the couch it be sitting at the table or if I misjudged in a cabinet

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u/TeaNo6652 5h ago

Killed by a door I'm halfway through

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u/MysteriousFondant347 5h ago

I either fall off the floor or off the second floor back first into sharp concrete. No inbetween

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u/SecretlyET 5h ago

I am in a fridge

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u/Ok_Top_2760 5h ago

If falling on the floor because im sitting on a chair rn other then that not much

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u/Tricky_Demand5349 5h ago

In a glass table

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u/BushyTwee3D The Grand Old SarCASTER!!! 5h ago

On my porch

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u/DesertBrat1969 5h ago

Im 18 inches above the ground just outside my bedroom window in a bush. I am not dressed for the cold but the front door to the house is maybe 40 ft away. I will not be in any trouble unless the bush pokes me in uncomfortable ways.

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u/Shloof9998 PSPPSPPSP… 5h ago

I'm now at the end of my hallway

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u/Dr_Brotatous 4h ago

Im laying in bed on my side what is left?

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u/Tiger248 4h ago

Im standing in the cold parking lot instead of sitting in my car

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u/kinotico 4h ago

Glad it’s not to the right. I’ll be in the kitchen

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u/Positive-Turnip-2866 4h ago

I'm now facing the wrong way on the couch in the next room.

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u/ViorbyX 4h ago

Do I really need teleportation to go to my kitchen?

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u/Sad_Highway_8996 4h ago

When I woke up, this was the first thing I saw. I'd be out of bed. I scroll to see this again now, i'd be back in bed.

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u/LightWarrior_2000 4h ago

I fall over in a parking lot. I'm leaning against a building column in the shade.

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u/ID4850763561613 4h ago

I am... in a wall.

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u/ZealousidealCream665 4h ago

I'm suffocating in the wall, i guess

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u/SomeonesInTheCorner 4h ago

Great. Now I'm 3 megameters further from the Milky Way.

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u/lonleyauthor64 4h ago

I would be trapped in a false attic above my garage. The only access to the false addict is screwed shut.

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u/goodfellow_grimes 4h ago

I am now sat at a different table in the room. Everybody is very confused. Including me, especially including the person I teleported into

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u/Any-Satisfaction8011 4h ago

i get moved to the bathroom.

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u/JeffTheKilly 4h ago

My leg compenetrated with the wall, but I still have some chances if I get treated immediately

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u/freemanposse 4h ago

I am in a different chair.  

Could be worse.

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u/Afelisk2 4h ago

Sitting in a different chair

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u/noodlenotpoodle 4h ago

sitting on a chair across the room

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u/commissarcainrecaff 4h ago

Im outside the pub.

Ill stroll back in and finish my beer

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u/Artie-Carrow 4h ago

I am in a dog cage

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u/DakkaonTitan 4h ago

I am now supine on my sisters front lawn in just my shorts and socks

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u/nhaase16 4h ago

Im now in the bathtub, the faucet is loged in my back and im likely paralyzed, or at least horribly wounded.

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u/uber-judge 4h ago

I’m in my yard….its raining a little.

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u/Blue_Rhapsody004 4h ago

I'm stuck inside a wall

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u/Turtle55726 3h ago

I am now flying at 85 mph

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u/szagrat545 3h ago

Pretty high up above the staircase , ass fracture minimum

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u/Floorless_Gondola 2h ago

Sitting in my room to falling to my death lol

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u/jerry-jim-bob 1h ago

I am now sitting on the bathroom vanity instead of the bog

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u/SanicRS 1h ago

I could hear my neighbours having loud sex next door and now i'm watching.

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u/Frequent_Measurement 1h ago

I’m laying grass outside my house…

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u/Clothes_Chair_Ghost 1h ago

I am now sitting outside and cold. Thankfully the back door is unlocked right now or I would be stuck out there

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u/PozhanPop 1h ago

I am watching a Boeing 777 taxiing towards me.

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u/Effective-Insect389 1h ago

I just answered this like 30 minutes but now instead of falling 3 stories I'll only fall 1 story (next floor under)