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u/twilightmoons Technomage! 5h ago
"You see, Mormons aren't really allowed to do all the fun things in life, so they compensate with jello."
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u/Atzkicica 5h ago
Randomly found an article quoting me talking about a girl I dated writing a poem about me and posting it on fetlife which was odd to see in an article.
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u/Worth_Extension9174 4h ago
So that's when I realized Jeff and Rotisserie Chicken probably wasn't a good idea. For Thursday night, at least
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u/Then-Entry7026 4h ago
We don't say you sing like shit, but if compost could sing it would sound about like that.
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u/FuckAllInstaNormies 4h ago
And that kids, is how I fucked a giraffe
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u/Ok_Fig7692 ARCHMAGE 3h ago
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u/FuckAllInstaNormies 3h ago
I thought that shit said "piranha" at first but this is vastly better XD
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u/anyname2009 4h ago
Heres a few
Every time you use that death note you shit out your brains for three days straight.
Do eldritch abominations of unfathomable horror count as minorities?
...stairs or dicks?
I confessed that The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
The opposing team. It consists of Bruce Lee, James Bond, the doom guy, black dynamite, and teddy roosevelt. Take a guess who wins

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u/Purple-Tomatillo-778 4h ago
Okay that's fucked up what the hell? There's a fine line between Schadenfreude and Sadistic pleasure and you have crossed that line by a fucking mile.
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u/qualityvote2 5h ago edited 1h ago
u/theglenlovinet, this cast is approved by the council!