r/icast • u/FrFrNoCap69 • 8h ago

I CAST!!! I cast!

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u/imblackandfromdenmar 8h ago

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u/Saphira_the_wolf 7h ago

Thank god I'm a woman

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u/ChurchillMkVII 5h ago

I read something way worse about a woman recently and I'm resisting the temptation to make you share my trauma.

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u/Saphira_the_wolf 5h ago

Try me

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u/ChurchillMkVII 4h ago

I can't find the comment now, but essentially:

Forensics investigated a woman's death in her bathroom. Details, exposition, etc. Apparently, she bought a live lobster, put its tail in her vagina, then held a lighter to its head to make its tail go all flippy flappy inside her, she overcooked the lobster's face and killed it, which cause it to shit out some kind of live shrimp-parasite-thingies inside her, and she apparently drew the line there because she freaked out and slipped and hit her head and died there.

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u/Saphira_the_wolf 4h ago

I mean... that's just dumb...

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u/ChurchillMkVII 4h ago

Surely there are better ways to get off, even before factoring in the fatality.

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u/PixelJunk0503 5h ago

Try me aswell

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u/ChurchillMkVII 4h ago

I replied above if you want to read it. Sorry I couldn't find the original story.