r/insanepeoplefacebook • • 1d ago

"The Bible Says"

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u/NEKORANDOMDOTCOM 1d ago

I'm not a Christian but their cult leader definitely has some similarities to the idea of an anti Christ

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u/Eggsegret 1d ago

Honestly if I were a Christian I’d fully believe Trump to be the anti christ. He fits the description perfectly

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u/Electronic-Country63 1d ago

I read an article that went on and on showing how Trump fits the biblical predictions of the coming Antichrist. I’m not religious and I found it entertaining at first but by page three I was just depressed and had a sense of impending doom.

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u/Character-Solution-7 1d ago

Certain sects desire the End of Days, believing that they will be raptured and all the people that they dislike will be punished and tormented for eternity. They want it so bad that they are willing to sacrifice society and empower the Antichrist to fulfill the prophecy. They don’t believe that doing such things would disqualify them from being saved.

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u/DependentAgitated299 1d ago

in their form of Christanity they can do any sin they like because they belive in Jesus and that he forgives them

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u/Dunder_Chief1 1d ago

Yep, they conveniently forget the repentance part.

Being sorry for what you did is one part, although evidence seems to point to there being no remorse.

The other element of repentance is to actively work to not commit that sin again.

That's the part that is lost on them because they think asking forgiveness on Sunday is good enough, and then go right back to their same old stuff for the rest of the week.

Rinse and repeat.

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u/witchgrid 14h ago

Haven't you heard? They are "saved by faith alone", thanks to a letter written by a guy who never met Jesus but had a mental health crisis while walking to Syria.

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u/RemBren03 9h ago

I hate that justification so much. It’s like that kid you’d lay tag with who was it, lean over and tag you and immediate jump into home base.

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u/fbi_agent-818 1d ago

Yes! The want the rapture. And I believe part of it has a clause about the Holy Land- that's where Israel plays into it.

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u/Ivotedforthehookers 23h ago

Supposedly the rapture will only come after the 3rd temple is built in Jerusalem. Its part of the reason so many fundamental Christians back Isreal and their expansion. They want to seem the dome of the Rock torn down and a new temple built because the believe that will usher in the rapture. 

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u/Jamesmateer100 1d ago

I can’t help but think that there’s a possibility that at least one person in congress would gladly nuke the entire world if it meant that they’d get to jerk god off once they get to heaven.

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u/joppe00 1d ago

He will show the mark on his forehead. And all magas are wearing red hats 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Klowner 1d ago

He certainly has marks on his hands

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u/micropterus_dolomieu 1d ago

An interesting article written by a former fundamentalist Christian from a few years ago. https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

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u/Wattaday 21h ago

I first read this article a few yeas ago, and wow then the author updated itv with many more citations and it just got better.

It should be mandatory reading for any MAGAt who believes they are a Christian.

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u/micropterus_dolomieu 12h ago

Uncanny, isn’t it. Can you imagine what the fundies would be saying if a non-Republican President had so many similar qualities. Fox would never shut up about it.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

you are the first person to correctly use "an anti Christ" instead of "the anti Christ"

these kinds of assholes are historically common and only the wackos take Revelations literally

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u/timtim2000 1d ago

A dutch tv channel took this idea under the loop.

See youtube

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u/_Avalon_ 1d ago

Do they realize Trump is the one in power? Do these morons think Biden is still the president?

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u/Nav2001Plus 1d ago

Yes, all of these bad things are being done by the party that isn't in control right now. Makes perfect sense.

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u/Foodspec 1d ago

Riiiight…remind us all…who’s in the White House?

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u/jvlpdillon 1d ago

And controlling the legislative and judicial branches?

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u/Foodspec 1d ago

GASP you’re right! Hmm…they also control both House and Senate. But those demonic dems are speed running us to the end times

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u/buttercream-gang 1d ago

Ok, then don’t stop us. Bible says we’re supposed to be in charge at the end. So vote blue!

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u/ArnieismyDMname 1d ago

Right? Even if they really believed this (they don't) then why would they try and fight Gods will?

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u/sincewedidthedo 1d ago

WHY IS BIDEN DOING THIS TO US

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u/whittlingcanbefatal 1d ago

Thanks Obama. 

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u/GoodLeftUndone 1d ago

And Hilary’s emails. 

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u/ChubbyDad503 1d ago

What about Hunter’s laptop?

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u/thefukthisall 1d ago

In Exodus 21:7–11. it talks about how to sell your daughter into slavery and the rules that regulates the practice of a father selling his daughter into servitude or marriage

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u/belsonc 1d ago

why stop there?

(it's the Bible scene from the west wing)

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u/YLASRO 1d ago

the bible also says there will be a 7 headed dragon with a mismatched number of horns and crowns rising from the ocean so... better get that polymarket bet going if you are a believer. ill take the opposing bet any day

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u/Kantina 1d ago

Ah, yes, the antichrist: a foul, perverted creature pretending to believe what you want to hear, allied to a whore, and in charge of the most powerful country, pulling the wool over people's eyes, making them believe he's the next closest thing to the messiah while he's secretly marking them out for eternal damnation? Yep, that sound like the Democrats all right. Nothing at all like the Teabagging President.

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u/gancoskhan 1d ago

All the local congressional candidates have their commercials out in my area and for all the Republicans it says “they will stand up to Washington” then it shows them shaking hands with Donald Trump.

Like who the fuck do you think is in control right now? Who do they think Washington is?

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u/ImInJeopardy 1d ago

Isn't this a good thing, if you believe the Bible to be true?

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u/CommonConundrum51 1d ago

Let's see, Republicans currently control every branch of government and things are only getting worse, so let's blame the Democrats. If I weren’t one of them, I'd be amused at the susceptibility to nonsense displayed by so many of our people.

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u/CatPesematologist 1d ago

He says this while the republicans are in charge?

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u/BLipiec 1d ago

Yeah...it's the Dems. The MAGAts are in charge but it's the Dems. The MAGAys get caught cheating but it's the Dems.

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u/stlredbird 1d ago

Who’s in power?

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u/Thee_Amateur 1d ago

The illuminati and lizard people!

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u/BobDope 1d ago

Who’s in charge now Daniel

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

It was a warning against being a chuddy loser.

If you don’t act like a chuddy loser and all cultures have mutual respect and work together in harmony there will be no rapture.

Instead the world got a bunch of mentally ill money hoarders slaving people.

Get rid of that and scarcity and the planet will be ok for the most part outside of asteroids etc.

That basically the basis of all the Silk Road religions.

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u/Notasmartwoman 1d ago

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

The epistle of Jude brudder

Also all these psyoped guys don’t get these references but call for xenophobia and hate.

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u/Themodsarecuntz 1d ago

The Republicans are in charge and have control of the government.

The republicans are running things.

The republicans are responsible for the state of things today.

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u/UrsusRenata 1d ago

Are “the Democrats” in the room with us now?

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u/adullploy 1d ago

As a Christian I would say, then let’s accelerate hard into it and head to the promised land. Vote Democrat and we end suffering and go to heaven by this reasoning!

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u/LordButtworth 1d ago

From the crowd who want to force fucking revelation down our throats. Fuck right there fuck off.

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u/philonius 1d ago

Evangelicals jack off to Revelation.

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u/amapofthecat7 1d ago

Exactly! Vote Democrat to hasten the second coming of Jesus! /s

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u/BigBadBubbaGumper 1d ago

Fuck the bible

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u/philonius 1d ago

Ewwwww. You first.

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u/-AdamTheGreat- 1d ago

Imagine the paper cuts

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u/9447044 1d ago

Republicans: we NEED to bomb them (for 25 years now)

Democrats: Can we have lunch in school and healthcare?

Jesus fucking HATES Healthcare

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u/Obaddies 1d ago

I don't know what string of letters and symbols to type out that would accurately describe the feeling of annoyed incredulity.

Republicans are starting wars and giving us poop lettuce but yeah it's the Democrats with no power that are ruining everything.

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u/billyoshin 1d ago

How? If the govt is literally being run by conservatives right now.

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u/cacarrizales 1d ago

Yeah it’s kind of ridiculous how folks use a 2500-year-old book as some sort of definitive political guide. If they’d like to use it in their personal lives - fine by me. In social circles, however, they need to let things go and just focus on issues in the here and now, not some empty promises made millennia ago.

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u/notsure500 1d ago

If this is new, gop has had complete control of every facet of the government for 2 years now

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u/prickwhowaspromised 1d ago

Let’s see… since the Bible was written, Rome fell, the plague happened, the crusades happened, WWI and WWII happened, countless genocides, etc… But yeah, NOW is the end times because ONE political party in ONE single country has some policy positions that you don’t like because you’re bigoted, racist, and homophobic. Got it.

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u/EatLard 1d ago

Maybe this chud could remind the class who is in control of the federal government right now.

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u/Ackapus 1d ago

Every time someone says something about what's written in the Bible, there's a certain clip that Skep-Tik likes to show that I cannot for the life of me prevent from playing in my head.

I'd try to dig up a link to it, but probably no-one cares.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

to be absolutely fair, Trump is a perfect stand-in for an allegory of Nero

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u/Existing-Teaching-34 1d ago

Chapter and verse?

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u/kiltedswine 1d ago

Sounds like a well reasoned argument.

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u/StoneIsDName 1d ago

Said when the Republicans have full control

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u/Jarppakarppa 1d ago

Yes...the democrats...

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u/dIoIIoIb 1d ago

So the democrats are doing the Lord's work?

if you really believe in end time prophecies, you should know that they are supposed to happen, why would you want to fight against them and God?

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u/Abracadaver2000 1d ago

Nero (oft associated with the antichrist) was said to fiddle while Rome burned. Trump, likewise, is focused on the most inconsequential things while our Republic collapses. How's that reflecting pool coming along?

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u/ObscureOP 1d ago

Hmm... what other works of fiction do you base your life around?

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u/awfullyfun1 1d ago

I recommend Republicans read the passages detailing the consequences of worshipping false idols.

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u/Gundark927 1d ago

So if they want to bring about the Glorious Kingdom, and the LORD'S triumphant return.... They should go ahead and vote for the Dems.

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u/LAsupersonic 1d ago

They can eat shit with their false bible verses, tired of hearing people talk about a made up book as if its history, they can believe if themselves personally if they want, but dont bring that shit into other peoples lives

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u/dewihafta 1d ago

Wasnt kegsbreath the one who said he literally wanted to bring around the end times?

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u/MattWolf96 1d ago

Trump fits the Anti-Christ very well. Oh wait, conservatives don't know how to read.

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 1d ago

Whatever you say Danny Boy!

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u/kaptainkooleio 1d ago

alright so if the democrats are responsible for the end times, why not vote for them? You’ll get your rapture faster if you do, so what’s the downside?

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u/cairob3 1d ago

Which prophecies? Be specific.

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u/Shubamz 1d ago

oh so now they are trying to stop the end times from your book? It is hard to keep track these days

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 1d ago

“The Babble says….” is their cure for any argument.

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u/whatchaos 1d ago

What's scary is "the Cristians" believe it and are voting for the end of times. They WANT end of times because it means they get to be with their "savior".

Edit: At least that's what a (get ready for it) extremely gay woman I know told me. Yes, she is Baptist even though they hate homosexuals.

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u/JPGinMadtown 1d ago

When you have nothing else to run on, resort to good ole fashioned biblical scaremongering... 🙄

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u/livinginfutureworld 1d ago

Don't they like that?

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u/scandre23 1d ago

As republicans control everything.

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u/Serious_meme 1d ago

The worse... AI goes rogue because they lost.

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u/annaleigh13 1d ago

The bible also says that a man will go around and parade as the anthesis of Christ so be warned of him, and yet people still wear red hats

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u/Kitsuneshin 1d ago

Buy their book, “How to make statements with zero facts or proof.” -some idiot

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u/nurdmann 1d ago

They sure love their apocalyptic fantasies. It lets them imagine themselves the heroes of the story in their minds as all the 'others' burn in torment, justifying their own cruel behavior.

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u/Jamesmateer100 1d ago

The republicans control both the house and the senate, honestly if the Bible were true and the end times were coming with Trump as the Antichrist, I’d be laughing like an idiot.

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u/Yeshua_shel_Natzrat 1d ago

The only ones fulfilling the end time prophecies are Trump Republicans.

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u/bobbydigital2k 1d ago

The right currently runs every facet of government and it's STILL "the Demorats" making things progressively worse

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u/manickitty 1d ago

If they actually read the bible they’d realize conservatives are the ones breaking all the commandments and acting like the antichrist

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u/Thee_Amateur 1d ago

We are promised 7 years of peace and prosperity before the end time... I don't think covid lock down counted

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u/GamerGriffin548 22h ago

Aaaaaand the Bible doesn't really say anything like that.

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u/Cavewoman22 22h ago

"Fuck did we do?"

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u/RadTimeWizard 21h ago

...While the Republicans are in power.

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u/Mediocre_lad 18h ago

It's the end times, guys. Why did Kamala smiled?

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u/RemarkableVictory 15h ago

"Save me, Jebus!"

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u/FreedomsPower 8h ago

only problem is it's the end of time obsessed Far Right Christian nationalists trying to destroy everything