r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/rimasuit3 Jul 25 '26

The last Pringle never stood any chance...

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u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 25 '26

Me, an intellectual: *pours the last few Pringles out.

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u/CarrotsIsAFruit Jul 25 '26

Except the crumbs go spilling all over your face

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 25 '26

Skill issue, you have the encapsulate the can with your mouth, then nothing can fall out.

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u/Pragnlz Jul 25 '26

This is the way

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 Jul 25 '26

This is the way

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u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 25 '26

This Is The Way

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u/MaryLMarx Jul 25 '26

And don’t breathe in while doing it

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness Jul 25 '26

Better question at hand here: why are we pouring directly into our mouths and not our hands?

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u/jungle Jul 25 '26

Have you seen OP's hand? It would all fall through the fingers!

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u/No_Maintenance6034 Jul 25 '26

I think the more pressing question is who in the hell can fit a can of pringles in their mouth??

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 25 '26

Way too high a risk of spilling the crumbs when using hands.

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u/kyng6907 Jul 25 '26

I usually put it in a plate or a bowl and using my tongue to get the rest of the crumbs kind of barbaric I know

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u/anonymaus42 Jul 26 '26

Because it's more efficient. If I'm pouring them in to my hand just for them to then go in to my mouth, why not just skip the middleman? Now my hands stay cleaner and I am sated sooner.

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 Jul 25 '26

Are you single?

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 25 '26

As a matter of fact, yes I am. But I only deep throat pringle cans.

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u/Vegalink Jul 25 '26

You have to pretend you're Imotep from The Mummy though

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u/AdvancedAd3228 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Now there's a talent that could be useful in some other activities!

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u/External-Awareness68 Jul 25 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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u/The_Poop_Shooter Jul 25 '26

Or encapsulate the can with your ass like papa Nurgle intended.

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 25 '26

I'll accept none of that heresy.

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u/ratafia4444 Jul 25 '26

Just save the plastic covering somewhere nearby. Once down to the last tiny stack and crumbs, put it back on, turn the can upside down, lift gently and enjoy. No crumbs spilled OR threatening to chock you by going down the wrong pipe. 🫡

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 25 '26

Where is the fun if not for the choking hazard at the end? 🤔

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u/shadow6654 Jul 25 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/architecht13 Jul 25 '26

Exactly, nobody wants Pringkake…

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u/Thunderbridge Jul 26 '26

What if the cylinder gets stuck?

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil Jul 26 '26

It's of the utmost importance that the cylinder doesn't get harmed.

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u/DotEither8773 Jul 26 '26

At that point it’s easier to just eat the can whole

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 25 '26

Once you pop...bukkake?

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u/Tay_Tay86 Jul 25 '26

Nani

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u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 25 '26

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/firesmarter Jul 25 '26

٩( ᐛ )و

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u/highcommander010 Jul 25 '26

The diameter of Pringles cans is way too smalllllll

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u/e-rascible Jul 25 '26

I wish I had a daughter

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u/Ill_Buffalo3887 Jul 25 '26

Pours in hand. Thunderous applause! I'll take my very smart guy award please.

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u/ABystander987 Jul 25 '26

Certified skill issue.

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u/stringstringing Jul 25 '26

You gotta get the whole tube in your mouth first

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u/smileygeez Jul 25 '26

To add on the crumbs they also bite their fingers

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u/Ihateweeaboos45 Jul 25 '26

I find it sad so many of the people replying didn’t get the obvious Bo Burnham reference.., especially since it’s from the final number of the make happy special..

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u/AggressivelyMediokre Jul 25 '26

That’s exactly what I used to do. Tip the can and let the last stuff slide into my mouth. Then I had really spicy pringles once and all the powder fell into my eyes and I started screaming and running around

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u/wastedspejs Jul 25 '26

How about just wrap your big face hole around the opening and let your hole muscle scrape the hyperbolic paraboloid shaped chips out

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u/BLACKOUT-MK2 Jul 25 '26

Look at all these hands too big to fit inside a Pringles can.

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u/zductiv Jul 26 '26

I'm sad not enough people know the reference.

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u/CactoPu55ay Jul 28 '26

You tip it enough to let it slide and just keep your jaw moving as your mouth is positioned to catch all the broken crispy bits, then just chew up the heaps of crisps as they fall in your mouth. Makes you feel like a filthy, pringle eating machine.

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u/flapjackboy Jul 25 '26

Me, as the owner of a 3D printer prints out a pringles tray.

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u/lemmegonowplease Jul 25 '26

Me, not an intellectual: *his girlfriends never stand a chance

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u/onarainyafternoon Jul 25 '26

Me, a pervert:

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u/heebiejeebie666 Jul 25 '26

Me, a superior intellectual: *shakes the can violently until they’re small crumbs and drinks them from the can

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u/SanicBringsThePanic Jul 25 '26

At that point, you might as well add bacon bits before drinking the crumbs.