r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • Jul 25 '26

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/discordafteruse Jul 25 '26

Do you have lots of rusty spoons?

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u/Time-Concentrate845 Jul 25 '26

Literally the first thing I thought about 😂

I like rusty spoons (heavy breathing)

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u/dropbear_airstrike Jul 25 '26

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers…

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u/total_bullwhip Jul 25 '26

I like it when the red water comes out

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u/lord_teaspoon Jul 25 '26

Hello small child, have you a rusty kettle which I might caress?

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u/klaw14 Jul 26 '26

ThE nEtTLeS mAkE thE MiLk cOmE oUt oF mY tEaT...

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jul 26 '26

gets them to check the fish baking in the oven It's all the way back there.

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u/MyBeardSaysHi Jul 26 '26

With your small....supple arms...

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u/timberwolf0122 Jul 26 '26

Hmmm that fish smells about done

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u/Suspicious-Monk9977 Jul 26 '26

Oooh cubert cumberdale

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u/MsRadish Jul 26 '26

🪝🥄🩸

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 29 '26

Aw man, I just said this. But seems you heat me to it. Jesus, by 3 days, lmao.

What's with this 3 day old post on a sub I don't follow popping up in my feed XD.

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u/triggerpup1979 Jul 25 '26

We have found the actor for the live action adaptation....

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u/Optimal-Smile-7675 Jul 25 '26

MARFANS…..check out Flo Hyman

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u/VerboselyLaconic Jul 25 '26

Could be a sign of Marfan Disease, the same thing Bin Laden, & others who are lengthy. It can be treated, should they conclude it’s a correct symptomology. Is the rest of you, such as your arms, legs, & long torso, with hands far longer than most people stand? Mark

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u/Bumble_Bee_1792 Jul 25 '26

What the heck!

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits Jul 29 '26

I like when the red water comes out.