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Wholesome He was moved to tears by the wedding surprise, an RTX 5090 graphic card

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u/Accomplished-One7476 1d ago

Dude walked the graphic card are like it was Simba

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u/AnySwimming6364 1d ago

Literally forgot about his new wife.

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u/BobJoeBlo 23h ago

The graphic card IS his new wife. He's going to cherish her till death do them part.

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u/not_a_throw4w4y 22h ago

She'd better get used to that with a 5090 in the house.

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u/ChattingToChat 1d ago

Those are going for like $9,000

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u/Janul3 1d ago

Those go for more than $9k in China.  I can't tell if that's mainland or Taiwan, but if it's mainland you have literally smuggle that shit into China, and it costs you more than $9k.  For context you can get a byd car for less cost than one of those lol

For people that is literal unobtanium 'cus you won't have the connections to get it smuggled.  This seems like a hell of a family flex lol

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u/surey0 23h ago

I spy a simplified 欢迎 so it looks to not be Taiwan to me! Big flex for sure

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u/Ok-Anything-9398 1d ago

Worth noting its not even a base 5090, its the astral. asus top tier version, the priciest one they make. she didnt buy him a graphics card, she bought him the specific one. that means she either did the homework or got very well briefed, and honestly thats the actual gift. the silicon is just the receipt.

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u/Content_Function_322 1d ago

Maybe she's a gamer as well! She's definitely hella supportive, it's really cute

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u/SomeRandomSomeWhere 1d ago

Hope she got 128gb of ddr5 ram as a gift in that case.

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u/PhillyD760 22h ago

I bought her a diamond ring. She bought me an extra 25 fps!!!

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u/GearEffective4315 1d ago

He was allowed to choose where he gets the silicone

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u/ExpertRaccoon 1d ago

He chose wisely he can still play with this silicone after the divorce

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u/Quelonius 1d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

My little sister and her now ex got me a set of headphones to play battlefield with them. We played together for months, I got bored of games and sold my laptop. I kept that set of headphones even though I have nothing to use them on. I say little sister but I'm 28, and she's 27.

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u/indrek91 19h ago

One of my gaming buddies bought me headset across the word so we could game together. Good times.

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u/PM__ME_YOUR_BUTTPLUG 1d ago

she didnt buy him a graphics card, she bought him the specific one. that means she either did the homework or got very well briefed, and honestly thats the actual gift.

Not this, but that and actually

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u/ZZ7ZZ_Z2ZZZ_ZZZZZz 1d ago

you type like an llm

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u/shmsc 22h ago

Agreed I was gonna say the same thing, what was with the ‘silicon is just the receipt’ line at the end? That was straight out of a ‘please write me a funny comment’ prompt

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u/rotidder_nadnerb 21h ago

That sentence was basically typed by a 5090 lol

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u/PaperMoonShine 23h ago

Or she asked for a 5090 and the tech shop pointed to their most expensive model.

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u/HDUB24 1d ago

Yea if you think of the value, that is one helluva gift

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u/notsurwhybutimhere 1d ago

Wait til he opens it and finds a bag of rice!

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u/Freddan_81 1d ago

Somewhere in the audience there is one who starts to suspect their little prank might take a turn for the worse…

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u/sparrow_42 1d ago

RTX 5090: 8/10

10/10 with rice

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u/HelloFromJupiter963 1d ago

🤣You made me snort with laughter

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u/Chillitan 1d ago

No wonder he cried.

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u/Techtronic23 1d ago

Gotta love how entry-level pc gaming went from moderate to enthusiast prices overnight, and high-end pc gaming went from enthusiast prices to generational wealth.

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u/ThrowCarp 22h ago

Man. Who knew the 2010s and its abundant RAM was going to be the good times.

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u/Vladishun 1d ago

That second one has Vegeta pissed.

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u/complexiblebarracuda 1d ago

I think I saw this or a version of this a few years ago

but it's only gotten more relatable 

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u/Linkyland 1d ago

The bride is probably like 'I want someone who looks at graphics cards the way my new husband does'

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u/HoBo-on-crack 1d ago

I rather get that $9k in cash

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u/External_Gas5606 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cash doesn't appreciate in value. Gpus do

Edit: many illiterate folks in the comments that recognize an obvious joke

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 1d ago

Generally, no they don't, especially not if you're using them. Their price increase currently is a fluke, and no long term investment in a specific GPU will pay off, not even mid term.

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u/AccountantsNiece 1d ago

“Money cannot grow” - guy who has never heard of investing

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u/nazare_ttn 1d ago edited 1d ago

With gpu prices the way they are, they are probably a better investment.

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u/External_Gas5606 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cash is different than an investment, it's very explicitly not an investment to hold onto cash. Cash loses value over time due to inflation and other factors.

Besides my comment is obviously a joke

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 1d ago

How much do think $9,000 invested in AAPL would be worth in 10 years?

More likely a lot higher than a 5090.

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u/VinnieMcVince 1d ago

I understand your point, but I bought my whole PC, including a 5090, several years ago for $4300. It's wild (and unsustainable) how much ram and graphics cards have shot up. Can't wait for that bubble to burst.

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u/Wizzinator 1d ago

If you bought all the 5090s you could at launch and waited till now, you'd have beaten the market by large margin. It's crazy how much their price has inflated.

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 1d ago

If I bought all the shares of AAPL at launch I would sending this message from my yacht.

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u/i_love_duucks 1d ago

it's about the groom not you

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u/Dear-Pickle-2200 1d ago

“I wonder what a top 1% commenter thinks about this gift” - nobody

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u/BabyDollxx 1d ago

Good thing it’s not you then eh?

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u/PhysicalConsistency 1d ago

Cash? In this economy?

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u/Few-Quality-6449 1d ago

But it's a gift though. Do you say this to anything that you get as a gift ? Nah why car, give me money. You see how this sounds right ?

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u/RollSomeCoal 1d ago

I won the Nvidia founder Edition raffle for The Unique opportunity to buy one of these at MSRP of 1999 at the end of last year. Now I'm struggling with the idea of why I shouldn't sell it for $9,000 but what the hell would I replace it with I have an ultra wide running 7000 by whatever resolution what the hell would I buy to drive that

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u/Adventurous-Ease-259 1d ago

Lots of things can drive that. What software are you running? That’s going to determine what you need more than your monitor. Some bottom of the barrel stuff can drive that display if it’s all 2d

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u/liccman 1d ago

Goddamn. I work at Amazon and haphazardly stocked like 10 of those a couple months ago.

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u/writerssblockxx 1d ago

Forgot about his new wife and walked the RTX down the aisle. Understandable.

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u/_quantum_girl_ 1d ago

HAHAHAHA To be fair, if the wife chose that gift then she really is the one for him.

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u/overwatch 1d ago

Married life is going to be AT LEAST 60 frames per second for these two.

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u/KalaUposatha 23h ago

“Honey, you’re so beautiful, I don’t even need to DLSS 5 upscale you on low”

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u/Rude_Association_409 23h ago

Wife chose the gift that makes sure he's at home every night.

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u/xererouge 1d ago

That took me out more hahaha like he can't wait to come home!

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 1d ago

So the only way to afford these new parts for my PC is to get married......I see

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

Remember, wife gets half afterward

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u/Aero1000 1d ago edited 1d ago

So you’re saying they split it so both get RTX 2545’s. How beautiful

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u/f_ckR3ddit 1d ago

Cut it right down the middle for fairness

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

Gotta get married again for RAM

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u/yashsing 1d ago

No comeon not that 😔😔

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u/North_Complaint_2135 1d ago

Till death do us... 😂

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 1d ago

Yes........until the next generation of GPUs.

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u/iam4qu4m4n 1d ago

You think the old alliances were built on love and respect for each other?

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u/Agitated-Acctant 23h ago

It used to be you had to get married so you could afford a house. Now you have to get married to afford a gaming PC

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 22h ago

The tides, they are a changing. We must adapt.

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u/Crazy_Stable1731 21h ago

I’m single and still playing my original Switch. I’ll have no issues finding a wife.

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u/Cookieman10101 1d ago

I got married recently where's my 5090?

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u/justtolearnsomething 1d ago

Will you take my hand in matrinomy making a pc?

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u/lb3a3 1d ago

Now he can see his bride in full detail

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u/Dry_Finding2199 1d ago

DLSS 5, on!

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u/Foxy_Natty 1d ago

Damn 😂😂😂

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u/cornweel 1d ago

I’m fuggin dead 💀

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u/DABDEB 1d ago

People be hating on other's people happiness, cringe. Happy for this dude.

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u/karmakillerbr 1d ago

Yeah, it's awesome to receive a gift you really wanted from someone you love. It shows they really know you.

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u/BuildAnything4 1d ago

and i don't even know if it's just him being super happy. He might just be moved by how much someone else sacrificed for his sake - these things are ridiculously expensive.

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u/rad00 1d ago

It’s because it will never happen to them and they know it

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u/-blundertaker- 1d ago edited 22h ago

What is wrong with these chronically miserable commenters?

This is sweet. Assuming it's from his bride, she knows his interests and got him something that's really special for him on their big day.

The only thing cringe is hating on someone else's genuine expression of love.

Edit: some of y'all are so fucking myopic I'm turning these notifications off. Feel free to fuss amongst yourselves. Sorry and hope you get to feeling better.

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u/Responsible-Ebb1722 1d ago

I swear Reddit is getting more and more miserable by the day. Like every single comment thread on every single post is overwhelming negative lately - and more so than usual, which is saying a lot because reddit was already the most negative place on the internet.

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u/westsidedelight 1d ago

Yeah it's always been bad but lately the amount of complaining, bitching, and buzzkilling feels even more extreme. Usually I can predict what sort of comments people will leave but lately I actually find myself surprised at what people manage to be miserable about.

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u/Quick_Turnover 22h ago

Honestly it is probably because people are becoming more miserable and their commentary reflects it. We've lived through almost a decade of mudslinging political division, exhausting 24/7 outrage news, active wars in multiple countries, and what appears to be the rise of neofascism and the degradation of our social fabric thanks to capitalistic extraction of wealth by a few global elites, whose dumb fuckin faces we get to stare at every damn day because they keep opening their dumb mouths to spout some nonsense and pretend they're the second coming.

But, I agree that it's sad to see how our collective suffering is impacting our psyches. We can't enjoy a simple wholesome video anymore.

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u/Senpaiheavy 1d ago

Jealousy and pessimism run deep in Reddit.

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u/Macfrom1987 1d ago

He's like "this is what it was all for, thank you" 😂

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u/Sunstar_33 1d ago

As funny as this is, this is honestly sweet and nice. This man has really good friends.

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u/Excuse_Chemical 1d ago

I'm gathering from the comments that this is an expensive computer component.

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u/etycukbq580b 1d ago

Yeah, the equivalent price of a pretty nice used car.

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u/Down_arrows_power 1d ago

Yeah it’s pretty much confirmed Nvidia stopped making them recently

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u/LA-SKYLINE 1d ago

Maybe I'm old or computer illiterate but I have no clue what that is.

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u/LitterBoxServant 1d ago

It's a $6K computer part to make sure homeboy is staying home at night

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u/Deadman_Wonderland 1d ago

6k? You wish, the cheapest I could find on new egg that's new is the FE edition for $8,500.

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u/Birds-war-crimes 18h ago

Wtf I have one and bought it for 2.5k CAD, I should sell it lol.

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u/plantainrepublic 1d ago

10k now.

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u/Ok_Stay_700 1d ago

Wait 30 min, it’ll be $12k

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u/phrexi 1d ago

I was like man these guys are jokers and then I googled it...

My entire computer was like $1K.

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u/illDiablo69 1d ago

To play what? Minecraft? Lol.

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u/soyel_cerdo 1d ago

$6k lmao!!! Show me where is at $6k and I’ll buy it

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u/Searching_for_Wisdom 1d ago

In my country a 5090 can be found between $6100 to $7199.

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u/Exldk 1d ago

Conveniently leaving out the name of the country. I'd be willing to buy it and ship it to my house on the other side of the planet if I have to.

Heck, at these prices (and to avoid customs tax) it might be cheaper to literally fly down there, buy it and fly back home.

So I'm still interested in what mysterious country it is.

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u/Searching_for_Wisdom 1d ago

It's Chile, local stores don't do international shipping, so you would have to fly here.

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u/No-Cantaloupe-6535 1d ago

depending where he's coming from, could literally still save him money

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u/pick_your_user_name 23h ago

Go on eBay you’ll find plenty for 6-7k. A few months ago 4k wasn’t out of the ordinary. Obviously this is second hand, but in great condition and practically good as new.

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u/svuhas22seasons 1d ago

Doesn’t need a wife anymore he can simulate one on his pc

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u/y_ogi 1d ago

Allows you to play games with extremely high graphics at good speeds

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 1d ago

That gives you an idea of what’s happening on their wedding night

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u/AssociationOk6136 22h ago

He's married to his gaming console

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u/sskylar 20h ago

Did they cyber or not?

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u/FecalDUI 1d ago

I think it’s funny that it goes from extremely high quality to just good

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u/Cautious_Scarcity_18 1d ago

This particular model is going for $8,000 USD right now... and it's just one part of a PC.

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u/Vast-Building-6886 1d ago

It’s a graphics card that cost the price of a car.

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u/usernotfoundplstry 1d ago

It is the best consumer grade graphics card on the market. You cannot buy them new at MSRP anymore, so most of them are being sold for around $9000.

Not gonna lie, if I received a 5090 as a gift, I would probably cry as well

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u/Tytan777 1d ago

The most happy day of my life. Oh and I got married too!

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u/Krivici 23h ago

I have a 5090 FE. Wound you be interested in a trade for your wife?

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 23h ago

I also choose this guy's graphic card.

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u/Timely-Group5649 1d ago

between $4,399.99 and $9,599.99

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u/Ok_Breakfast_5459 1d ago edited 23h ago

For context. This gpu would have cost 1000€ a couple of years ago and instead of falling in price, it goes for more than 5000€.

Edit: apparently I blocked out ridiculous x090 prices after the 3090. the 5090 was always ridiculously priced and has more than doubled since launch.
Who tf paid 2500 forma gpu?

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u/Lazy_Yogurtcloset217 1d ago

Why? Is this gpu a masterpiece??😳

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u/Beneficial_Hat_6288 1d ago

It can do the work of a junior white collar worker without requiring a wage. I am not joking.

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u/Lazy_Yogurtcloset217 23h ago

I dont know what this means but thank you😅

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u/MinimumApricot365 22h ago

It is THE state of the art, highest end consumer grade GPU.

The Bugatti of graphics cards.

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u/Chemical_Ad_5520 1d ago

Datacenters need high end components and are taking up all the supply. I have a bunch of Samsung T7 2TB hard drives that trippled in price over the last few years for the same reason.

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u/testtdk 22h ago

No, but it runs top of the line games at high settings at high resolutions.

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u/notimeforspac_s 14h ago

Regardless, costs as much as a car.

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u/BatMisR 1d ago

His most recent reminder he married into INSANE money. Thus the crying

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u/Relative_Drop3216 18h ago

Thats probably a good thing

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u/sans_rival 1d ago

It's a graphics card that is mostly used for gaming. It's the highest end as well, so as long as you're not going to play at max settings 10 years down the line, it can easily still play and be serviceable 8 to 10 years from now.

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u/LookAtMaxwell 1d ago

It's a graphics card that is mostly used for gaming.

It is not $6-8000 because people are using it for gaming.

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u/timeToSeeTheFuture 1d ago

Es verlängert deinen penis um 3mm

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u/theFields97 1d ago

I need to buy one right now. Every mm counts

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u/happyturd10750 1d ago

A fan that doubles as a bomb

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u/StrangeUglyBird 1d ago

Well, that was that wedding night......

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u/Wayfaringbutterfly 1d ago

As someone married to a computer guy...some of the sweetest, most wholesome interactions he's had walk through the door are those of the computer geek couples who game together. The most recent one I can think of is a guy who had a pretty nice, but older computer and had spent all his money on upgrading his girlfriend's computer so she could game her brains out - and they came in because for his birthday, she had saved up money to upgrade his system so they could both game together at the same level. They are such a perfect pair and are now engaged.

I think that one problem a lot of relationships have these days is that people have forgotten how to play and to have fun together, to be friends. Gaming helps bridge that gap and keep the fun in the relationship, especially among neurodivergent people who struggle with neurotypical relationship interactions.

My husband isn't expressive with his words (he is autistic) but does a heck of a job keeping my computer up to snuff. Not with a 5090 but I'm not doing too badly over here lol.

All that to say that this 100% is a really sweet gesture from the bride to the groom. It's obvious that she knew exactly what would touch his heart and make him feel special. The day isn't just about them as a couple or her as a bride, it's also about celebrating each other on an individual level, and I think it's sweet. I have little doubt that she is thoroughly and deeply loved by this man and that it will be well reciprocated.

Women get the expensive rings, so I don't see what the problem is with men getting something valuable that they really desire in addition to their person 😄

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u/mimich4ma 22h ago

There's something extra nice too about doing this during their wedding, which is always usually seen as the bride's day. It just seems ultra touching and nice

Hoping they stay married and happy together for a long time

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u/2ndHandRocketScience 1d ago

I would also begin sobbing if someone gave me a 5090

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u/Electronic-Magazine 1d ago

He won't cry that much when his first kid is born

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u/Greekklitoris 1d ago

I guess I'm marrying now

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u/FarShoreSpirit 1d ago

I'm available, but we need a way to get 2 top-tier graphics cards. I don't want to share, sorry.

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u/SonnierDick 1d ago

Its funny because hes probably crying not because of the gift itself but because once hes married hes never touching that graphic card in his life.

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u/SoakingWetFerret 1d ago edited 4h ago

Speak for yourself. My wife rules. I get 2-5 hours of game time every day. And she always gets me gaming related gifts for birthdays and Christmas. She understands it's my hobby/passion and never belittles me about it. I'm 39 and we've been together 11½ years.

Edit: wow, this comment is getting a LOT of responses. Everyone keeps asking how I have so much time. So if you're curious, I'm a stay at home dad. I game at naps (1-2 hours) and at bedtime (1-3 hours). My wife naps when they nap and goes to bed shortly after they do. So I usually have plenty of time to myself.

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u/Dutchie420x 1d ago

My husband and I game together! I don't understand the stigma of women "not allowing" their husbands to game. So silly to me!

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u/Lethuul 1d ago

It’s not so much the way wife restricting you really, my wife don’t mind me gaming. But 2 kids that does sports, coaching, playing, friends it leaves maybe 2-3 hours a week for gaming tops.

Kids are the big detractor, not wives.

With that said it is totally self chosen, I’d rather spend 6 hours out in the cold coaching my daughters football team than spend that time gaming.

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u/onikaroshi 1d ago

Met my wife on an mmo, still play said mmo with her

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u/ncroofer 1d ago

5 hours a day?? How do you have that much free time after work, chores and exercise?

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u/Cryptographer554 1d ago

Hey, the man is clearly unemployed and is a trophy husband... stop being rude.

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u/doiwinaprize 1d ago

Skip 2 out of 3 of those things.

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u/PixelatedMountain 1d ago

I mean even with work alone, that means you come home and just game until bed. No interaction with wife at all

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u/xMasikan 1d ago

Yea my wife bought me a gaming table and chair for my birthday last time. I am the main provider, takes good care of our kids, being present, and helps with the house chores too, and play on my free time and she dont mind coz she knows that is how I want to relax.. turns out it really helps if you are responsible in other things and not just sit home and do nothing the whole night after finishing work lol

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u/mrmcbobinsnuggles 23h ago

When I was married it was like the meme, where nothing is going on then the wife/gf hears the ps beep she runs over and makes something else more important happening. I didn't play games for 8 years, it was nice after the divorce I got a ps3 for dirt cheap then and a box full of games and caught up

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u/Accidental_dwnvote 23h ago

I game with my wife almost daily. She will only play certain fps games and refuses to ever admit that she is good at gaming.

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u/Raven_Maleficent 1d ago

My husband loves gaming but he doesn’t game that much anymore. He goes through spurts. I never give him a hard time about it because he needs an outlet. Especially since he no longer has a motorcycle.

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u/JibletHunter 1d ago

Same. I have a very stressful job and have trouble "unplugging" at the end of the day. If I do something more passive, like reading a book or watching a show, I inevitably find my self not actually relaxing but instead puzzling over a work issue. 

My fiance loves that I can de-stress with an hour or two of games before I go to sleep. 

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u/usernamechecksout315 1d ago

The duality of man. As you get older you can afford expensive video game setups. But as you get older you don’t have time to play video games.

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u/Chevanalee 1d ago

Why wouldn’t he be able to touch the graphics card after getting married?

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u/SuperDabMan 1d ago

Because Reddit is full of bitter lncels who think women are evil and controlling.

It's basically boomer humour. "The ol' ball and chain".

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u/Chevanalee 1d ago

I’ve never understood that phrase, don’t get married if it’s such a horrible thing! Hope they can’t overcome their issues and actually find a good relationship with someone who support their hobbies and they supports hers.

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u/alexandria3142 1d ago

Hopefully his wife is also a gamer

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u/EdgyPun34257 1d ago

99% of the people at that wedding have no idea what's going on

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u/bad_phantom_ 1d ago

That’s one expensive gift lmao, good for him

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u/jupanaes2 1d ago

And he will play AOE2

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u/-DrugsRCool- 1d ago

Nobody here has said the real reason he's crying. He's just realized to fully enjoy this 5090, he now has to buy RAM.

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u/cantdonuffin 1d ago

Dudes about to spend zero time with that wife

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u/Kronzor_ 1d ago

Truly the happiest day of his life.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 1d ago edited 1d ago

“I’ll [literally] build my world around you…”

  • Groom to the 5090

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u/YesterShill 1d ago

So is he skipping the honeymoon to get some gaming on?

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u/kikibubbles85 1d ago

lol that wife ain’t getting any

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u/MediocreFun 1d ago

lol wtf

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 1d ago

Who opens the presents during the ceremony?

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u/SushiSlinger10 1d ago

He’s more proud of that than his wife

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u/Exact_Change496 1d ago

All that just to play some shitty gachas

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u/v13ragnarok7 1d ago

You may not even be able to get these anymore

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 1d ago

Absolute theater.

His wife is a keeper.

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u/hi_im_snowman 1d ago

I mean, I cried when I got mine but not for the same reasons I suspect. 😅

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u/thelatestinalongline 1d ago

And he opened it up to find a bunch of rocks.

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u/HumbleMarketing7406 1d ago edited 23h ago

Fuck man, it was available for MSRP like 2 years ago and I had the chance to buy multiple.. But I won the FE lottery from Nvidia and ended up buying that to save 1K.

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u/SharkByte1993 1d ago

I hope his motherboard and CPU are compatible

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u/NewsiesBrewski 1d ago

Didn’t even cry for the wife walking down pfft

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u/_Sunburstie 1d ago

Im happy for this dude but he is holding and walking with it like its Simba from the lion king 😂😂😂

I love that he is grateful but its still funny. 2 things can be true at the same time

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u/Creaturestudios39 1d ago

5090 = one off cost, marriage=lifetime of cost - he should run off with his 5090 and not look back

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u/Diggx86 19h ago

Let's see a comparison video of when he saw her in her wedding dress and when he saw the card.

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u/maxheadflume 18h ago

The least interesting thing I’ve seen on the internet.

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u/After_Control1744 1d ago

She’s a… lucky lady. I guess.

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u/lukibunny 1d ago

Pretty sure she is the one that gave it to him lol

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u/sfbiker999 1d ago

Father in law probably wanted to ensure that there wouldn't be any sex on their honeymoon.

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u/tessaractIXI 1d ago

I guess... It's really nice. It's just not what I'd expect someone to be moved to tears by on their wedding day. 

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u/Rare_Lock666 1d ago

I just know the brides father sitting there thinking. "My daughter married a little bitch"

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u/lukibunny 1d ago

More like. This man will never have time to cheat on my girl.

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u/GtrplayerII 1d ago

And at least she'll always be in charge. 

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u/bubbarubbah 1d ago

He's crying knowing that he can't afford enough RAM to support that card after spending it all on the wedding.

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u/K2v5n 1d ago

Peak materialism

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u/Sensitive-Try5522 1d ago

hell yeah
idk how good it is but im glad he's happy

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u/OGMikeGyver 1d ago

Keep pushing NVDA up, thank you very much!!!

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u/funkyjoe44 1d ago

It’s truly the happiest day of his life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Imissmymommy22 1d ago

He can stare at waiting to play GTA6 at some point

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u/TheI-Iound 1d ago

I didn't know they had weddings for men and electronics