A nervous traveller heading for the ‘nothing to declare line, at at German airport ended up having his suitcase searched, with officers finding more than 90 reptiles inside.

[u/Money-Beautiful5196]

[u/AutoModerator]

Hello u/Money-Beautiful5196! Please review the sub rules if you haven't already. (This is an automatic reminder message left on all new posts)

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/hey-dummy]

so you’re telling me there were snakes on that motherfucking plane?!

[u/PlanUnhappy]

So you are telling me that all you need to fool airport security scanners is balls of socks?

[u/ebikr]

That’s why I smuggle mine in my anus- they never find them. Suitcase? What did he expect.

[u/frshprincenelair]

So he’s carrying 90 reptiles in his luggage and also snorts coke just for good measure and risk management

[u/Ketchupcharger]

Imagine you're the editor and the boss comes in and he's like "do this snake story for me pronto", and you go "ok do we have any footage?" and the boss is just laughing while leaving the office and throws one blurry photo in the general direction of the edit crew

[u/StrangeUglyBird]

"WHAT? How did they get there?"

[u/kvnstantinos]

Might be irrelevant but why 9.30 is late? What time do they go to bed?

[u/ZetaPower]

Colgone airport 😂🥳

[u/Far_Plan_7350]

Cocaine and reptiles, sounds like a good time.