r/iswiped • • Sep 14 '26

WHY DO I EVEN SWIPE THAT????? Wait, don't swipe it's dangerous

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u/Owl-Mancer 29d ago

You weren’t lying and I did it anyways

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 Murder Drones fan who almost always swipes :3 Sep 16 '26

Ahhh, piss!

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u/gurken_shuck Sep 15 '26

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u/ILikeYaMuttG I ALWAYS SWIPE Sep 16 '26

Piss
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u/Conscious_Box_7570 Murder Drones fan who almost always swipes :3 29d ago

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u/zero-_-74 Sep 15 '26

That was a close one thanks for the warning

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u/F0und_f00tage Sep 15 '26

Dw i swept back so it didnt hit me

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u/Crazy-Television2890 Sep 15 '26

Eeeeeeehhh...Pisssssssss

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u/doorsproguy2023 Sep 15 '26

Jarate ? Yesssssssss

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET Sep 15 '26

I airblast the piss jar back to you.

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u/JBray0 Sep 15 '26

well, at least it's not on fire this time.

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u/Left-Acadia-4949 swiper Sep 15 '26

I use airblast

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u/According_Ad8711 Me no swipe, me press button Sep 15 '26

Warning accepted.

Crisis avoided.

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u/loky1908 Sep 15 '26

Think fast chuckle nut mad milk

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u/AwesomeSauce2014 Sep 15 '26

JARATE??? NOOOOO!!!

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u/-AJKingOfSerpents98- Sep 15 '26

RETURN TO SENDER!!!

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u/TheXR150L028 Sep 15 '26

What phew what a life saver! Thank you 🥹🤝