r/lebowski • u/aizzo4 • 12d ago

Special lady Far out

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My special lady friend got me a VHS copy for my birthday. I think I may help her conceive later.

234 Upvotes

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u/PTFunk 12d ago

The story is ludicrous.

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u/Consipir You mean... coitus? 12d ago

You can imagine where it goes from here

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u/GrumpyCatStevens The Dude 12d ago

He watches the video?

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 12d ago

He watches Logjammin

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u/thejoylessheart 12d ago

Oh, separate films

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u/RedPhule 11d ago

Don't be fatuous GrumpyCatStevens..

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 11d ago

Don't be fatuous u/GrumpyCatStevens

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u/Rfunkpocket 11d ago

he adjusts the tracking?

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u/frocsog 11d ago

The beaver picture?

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u/Prince_Myshkin78 11d ago

You mean, vagina?

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u/GrumpyCatStevens The Dude 12d ago

The old man said take any VHS tape in the house.

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u/RedPhule 11d ago

It really ties the entertainment center together

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u/Rathbaner 12d ago

Is that what this is a picture of?

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u/aceheadley El Duderino 12d ago

Those are good VHS tapes Walter

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u/DogsOutTheWindow 12d ago

Be kind and rewind, Donny!

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u/Forward-End-8286 12d ago

The video artist.

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u/PhillyD760 Oh man, lodged where? 12d ago

With a cleft asshole?

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u/Ok-Test-7634 10d ago

che ridiculo

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u/Prince_Myshkin78 12d ago

It’s a very complicated film. A lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what have yous.

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u/East-Space-3975 12d ago

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

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u/Futurespells El Duderino 11d ago

Or the credence...

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u/mtlpvd 12d ago edited 11d ago

That carpet really hanged the room together, did it not?

Edit: stop fucking downvoting me and read the goddamned blurb. You’re out of your element!

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u/midwestlifecrisis 12d ago

Goddammit you’re lucky this is such a forgiving and thorough subreddit

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u/mtlpvd 12d ago

Read the back of the box. Wild.

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 11d ago

Hence the downvotes.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/Prince_Myshkin78 11d ago

For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

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u/n0cturnald3sign 12d ago

Right?! It’s never called a “carpet”. Everyone who talks about the rug refers to it as such

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u/ClampLoader 11d ago

Dude! This always pissed me off on the back of the DVD. I had the VHS in college, but never realized it carried back to that too. Far out.

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u/RedPhule 11d ago

What are you, a fucking VHS box designer now?

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u/ohne_hosen 11d ago

Compromised second draft

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u/Excelsior_76 11d ago

That's a bummer, man.

And like, man, whoever did this...writing copy without...reading the script...that should be illegal, too.

Because The Dude, he didn't want to get even, man. That thinking is all uptight. Real reactionary.

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u/mtlpvd 11d ago

If this came out today it would be accused of the worst AI slop

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u/Excelsior_76 11d ago

90 years of beautiful tradition, from the Turing Machine to ChatGPT...

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u/mtlpvd 11d ago

Cmon, man, I’m not trying to scam anybody here..

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u/ackermite 11d ago

All The Dude ever wanted, was to get his rug back.

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u/2wheelsThx 12d ago

Watching it can lead to a natural, zesty enterprise.

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u/Surf_Padres_Beer El Duderino 12d ago

You mean coitus?

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u/GeoHog713 12d ago

I've still got my copy, and my VCR.

I wouldnt hope for the tape deck

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u/Prince_Myshkin78 11d ago

Or the Creedence.

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u/TramplingProgress31 11d ago

You found it! Were you working in shifts?

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u/Yak_Mehoff 11d ago

LEADS!!!

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u/mindofamarriedman604 12d ago

I hear her art is quite vaginal and she has a friend with a cleft asshole

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u/Dweebil 11d ago

Will she want to see the father socially?

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u/KingTurd0414 Sarsaparilla 11d ago

Just slip the rent under the door.

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u/over9ksand 11d ago

Uncompromised version

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude The Dude 11d ago

What was that, yoga?

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u/Ralph--Hinkley A Lazy Man 11d ago

Gotta have a VCR and a 19" CRT.

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u/Mase2107 11d ago

static interference helps the baby stick, man.

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u/The_B_Squad_23 Shomer Shabbos 11d ago

Brandt can’t watch, or he has to pay $100

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u/KirasHandPicDealer THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE! 11d ago

far out, i actually have a VCR/DVD combo unit choppering in today. our fuckin troubles are over

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u/Impossible_Major5276 11d ago

That’s fucking interesting man

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u/Cracknoreos 10d ago

Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion ,man.