Am I wrong?! Am I wrong?!

[u/Stuff_n_Things24-7]

[u/Coldhands1969]

Stay out of Mordor, Lebowski!

[u/901Soccer → u/Coldhands1969]

Mouth of Sauron. Real reactionary

[u/Krispykid54 → u/901Soccer]

Is this the army of Mordor Walter?

[u/polishprince76 → u/Krispykid54]

No Donny, these men are cowards.

[u/901Soccer → u/Krispykid54]

No Donnie this is a rabble of mindless Orcs

[u/Separate_Koala4659 → u/Coldhands1969]

Fucking eye of sauron!

[u/FishAye5 → u/Separate_Koala4659]

Yeah, but he’s a pederast.

[u/2wheelsThx → u/Coldhands1969]

Mmm, nice pad you got here, Saruman. Completely unspoiled.

[u/901Soccer → u/2wheelsThx]

Yes, regrettably standards have fallen in Middle Earth entertainment

[u/SixStringSapien → u/Coldhands1969]

Aragorn son of Arathorn. Not exactly a lightweight.

[u/TheRealPallando → u/SixStringSapien]

What are you, a lore master now?

[u/SixStringSapien → u/TheRealPallando]

Have you ever heard of a little show called Longshanks?

[u/Stuff_n_Things24-7]

[u/drgraffnburg → u/Stuff_n_Things24-7]

Real reactionary

[u/901Soccer → u/Stuff_n_Things24-7]

You don't like it, get your own fucking fellbeast!

[u/311isahoax]

The One Ring really tied Middle Earth together

[u/901Soccer → u/311isahoax]

One Ring to rule them all; One Ring to find them; One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness really tie them all together

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/901Soccer]

…that some kinda middle-earth thing?

[u/311isahoax → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

So Sauron's pretty cool, racially?

[u/allusium → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Far from it

[u/CPTKickass → u/901Soccer]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jadaGpmBjXQPu

[u/TimZer0 → u/311isahoax]

They stole your Ring, Dude?

[u/These-Box5853 → u/TimZer0]

Were you listening to Gandalfs story?

[u/useless_modern_god → u/311isahoax]

Do you see a ring of power on my finger?!?

[u/901Soccer → u/useless_modern_god]

The fucking door to Mount Doom is up, man

[u/newbutterOG]

I’m happy so many belong to both communities.

[u/901Soccer → u/newbutterOG]

I dabbled in Pacifism once. Not in the War of the Ring, of course

[u/Yokai_Otaku → u/901Soccer]

What was that shit about the Battle of the Black Gate man?

[u/pvtjoker00 → u/Yokai_Otaku]

Well there’s not a literary connection

[u/2wheelsThx → u/pvtjoker00]

Mind if I do some halfling's leaf?

[u/Krispykid54 → u/2wheelsThx]

Where you listening to Gandalf’s story?

[u/pvtjoker00 → u/Krispykid54]

I was barrel riding

[u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES]

Also, Dude, "Strider" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Aragorn son of Arathorn, also called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur, Elendil's son of Gondor," please.

[u/OhNoTheDawnPatrol → u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES]

This guy didn't assume the fucking throne of Gondor, Walter!

[u/901Soccer → u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES]

Let me explain something. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm Aragorn. So that's what you call me. Or you know Strider, or Elessar, or the King of Gondor if you're not into the whole brevity thing

[u/False-Storm-5794 → u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES]

That's if you're not into the whole brevity thing

[u/OhNoTheDawnPatrol]

Also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping powerful artifacts, the One Ring, for uh... domestic, you know, within Hobbiton... that ain't legal either.

[u/Elegant-Signature-52 → u/OhNoTheDawnPatrol]

What are you, a fucking Dunedain Ranger now, Walter?

Who gives a shit about the fucking artifact?

[u/Krispykid54 → u/Elegant-Signature-52]

And this guy threw it in the fireplace.

[u/Obvious_Change_1566 → u/Krispykid54]

Is there a Ralph’s nearby?

[u/zoobatt → u/Obvious_Change_1566]

It's in Bree, near the Prancing Pony

[u/drgraffnburg → u/Elegant-Signature-52]

She kidnapped herself?

[u/pwmg]

You're not wrong, you're just an Orc

[u/Nacho_Sideboob]

As a 45 year old man who's hairline is betraying him more and more every day, I'm deeply envious of the Dudes hair.

[u/Atherzon]

I can get you a broken toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.

[u/These-Box5853 → u/Atherzon]

These crossovers...are making me thirsty!

[u/marbotty → u/These-Box5853]

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Walter

[u/F_D_Tank]

I didn’t watch my buddies die face down at Helms Deep so this strumpet

[u/901Soccer → u/F_D_Tank]

Walter, there's not any connection to the Hornburg, man

[u/OhNoTheDawnPatrol → u/901Soccer]

Well there's not a literal connection.

[u/Quick-Emphasis2098]

The wizard.. the whites

[u/drgraffnburg → u/Quick-Emphasis2098]

So racially you’re pretty cool?

Edit: definitely not shade. And I think this is a criminally under appreciated comment. Nice.

[u/901Soccer]

What are you, a fucking Dunedain Ranger now?

[u/SgtPepper_8324]

And let's not forget, having Drake, for meme purposes, within a subReddit. That ain't commentating either.

[u/2wheelsThx → u/SgtPepper_8324]

What're you a fucking meme ranger now?

[u/drgraffnburg → u/SgtPepper_8324]

This is our concern, Dude

[u/Forestfunguy → u/SgtPepper_8324]

That’s a bummer man, that’s a bummer

[u/outfoxingthefoxes]

The ring is not the issue

[u/901Soccer → u/outfoxingthefoxes]

Also, Dude, Chinaman is no longer the preferred nomenclature. Easterling, please

[u/davesToyBox]

During lockdown, my hair stylist had to close up, so I took the opportunity to grow a built in Halloween costume.

[u/drgraffnburg → u/davesToyBox]

Must be exhausting.

[u/311isahoax → u/drgraffnburg]

Does the male form make you uncomfortable, drgraffnburg?

[u/CalmTheAngryVoice → u/311isahoax]

Penis

[u/901Soccer → u/CalmTheAngryVoice]

Johnson?

[u/WalkerVox → u/901Soccer]

What do you need that for, Dude?

[u/drgraffnburg → u/901Soccer]

In the parlance of our times

[u/SixStringSapien → u/davesToyBox]

You don't go out looking for a trick or a treat dressed like that, do ya? On a weekday?

[u/Stuff_n_Things24-7 → u/davesToyBox]

[u/davesToyBox → u/Stuff_n_Things24-7]

Oh, well, I dig your style, too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing going.

[u/Stuff_n_Things24-7 → u/davesToyBox]

[u/marbotty → u/davesToyBox]

Sometimes there’s a man

[u/Pmike9]

Tree is not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

[u/drgraffnburg → u/Pmike9]

What are you, a park ranger now?

[u/901Soccer → u/Pmike9]

My Entwife is not the issue here!

[u/yourdoglikesmebetter]

Mind if I do a longbottom leaf?

[u/aaalllouttabubblegum]

Were you listening to Bombadil's story?

[u/FishAye5 → u/aaalllouttabubblegum]

Who the fuck is this guy?

[u/hexagon-yurt → u/FishAye5]

The friend with the cleft asshole.

[u/hiletroy]

What in god’s holy name are you blabbering about?

[u/aceheadley]

You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.

[u/2wheelsThx]

And ven vee come back, vee cuttoff your HAIR!

[u/False-Storm-5794]

Sauron draws a lot of water in Middle Earth, Frodo. You don't draw shit.

[u/901Soccer → u/False-Storm-5794]

Mr. Baggins tell us he had to eject you from his 111th birthday garden party. That you were drunk and shooting fireworks

[u/False-Storm-5794 → u/901Soccer]

I hate the fucking Sméagols man!

[u/FishAye5 → u/False-Storm-5794]

We can all go home now. This guy wins.

[u/Similar_Delay_8541]

What's burgers precious

[u/901Soccer → u/Similar_Delay_8541]

Grill em, smash em, stick em on a bun

[u/kinkyslc1]

I dig your style, Dude.

[u/901Soccer → u/kinkyslc1]

Yeah, well, I dig your style too man. Got the whole Hobbit thing going on

[u/OhNoTheDawnPatrol → u/901Soccer]

Would The Stranger just be Tom Bombadil?

[u/eniadcorlet → u/OhNoTheDawnPatrol]

That some kind of Middle Earthen thing?

[u/The_B_Squad_23]

I’ll lead your Fellowship of the Ring for $1000. Drake can’t watch though, or he has to pay $100

[u/AsexualFrehley]

you're not wrong, Walter, you just shoulda used Geordi La Forge instead of Drake

[u/Ambitious-Visual-315]

How about both, man, did you ever think of that, Isildur? My captain? My King? My El duderino?

[u/HortaGrabber111 → u/Ambitious-Visual-315]

...if you're not into the whole brevity thing

[u/p8nt_junkie]

Increases?!?!

[u/emeraldepiphone96]

I mean…why not both?

[u/Mammoth-Slammoth]

Both??

[u/VideoBrew]

¿Por que no los dos?

[u/VendaGoat]

*Raises hand*

Far out man!

[u/Redgreen82]

Not this man, because I can't even grow out hair like Walter's much less The Dude's.

[u/ShnoobityDoobity55]

Looks like In-n-out Burger's back on the menu , Boys!

[u/901Soccer → u/ShnoobityDoobity55]

No the In-N-Out Burger's in Lothlorein

[u/Random_Name_Whoa → u/901Soccer]

Kahlua? It comes in pints?

[u/Style-Future]

No you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole

[u/Djet3k]

You are not wrong Stuff n Things you are just an asshole

[u/Le_Dude_Absolute]

What the fuck are you talking about? Faramir is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.

[u/rabbi420]

No, you aren’t wrong, but also: that only applies to dudes who can grow hair like the dude. I’ve got the good ol’ Male Pattern Baldness, so I never hesitate to get a haircut. And for guys line me, this is what we are going for…

lol 😉

[u/DarkEarthWizard]

Fuck your hair, I don’t need your hair man, I need my fucking johnson!

[u/marbotty]

My dirty undies. Gandalf the Whites

[u/Le_Dude_Absolute]

Frodo, this is not Mordor. This is bowling. There are rules.

[u/901Soccer → u/Le_Dude_Absolute]

The Council of Elrond has roundly rejected prior restraint!

[u/_WillCAD_]

Shit, no, not me. My hair looks terrible when I try to grow it long. I cut that shit short as soon as it gets long enough to need brushing after I get out of the shower.

[u/Sweeper1985]

Jeff is way more attractive.

[u/drgraffnburg → u/Sweeper1985]

“Well. That’s just, like, your opinion, man”
— Probably Vigo