r/lebowski • u/New-Lingonberry8029 • 2d ago

But it is a game Walter is Happy

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“ and I get to keep the rug “. Is Walter ever as happy as in this scene?

371 Upvotes

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u/901Soccer 2d ago

I saw the movie, I know what happened. Yes, yes?

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u/East-Space-3975 2d ago

You happy, you crazy fuck?

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 2d ago

It's a league game Smokey...

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u/Napoleon_B El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing 1d ago

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u/Salty1710 2d ago

He's calmer than you are.

12

u/DrinkUpLetsBooBoo 2d ago

Just for making the hand off.

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u/MikeW226 2d ago

They did NOT get the money!

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u/dhlthecobra 2d ago

They gave the Dude a beeper

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u/RadPhilosopher 2d ago

100% electronic

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u/KittenSommelier 2d ago

The moment his happiness ends

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u/dhlthecobra 2d ago

He could be here with just pee-stains on his rug

2

u/KittenSommelier 2d ago

At least he's housebroken!

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u/Pessemist_Prime El Duderino 2d ago

Our troubles are over, Dude

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 2d ago

oh yes , Walter was quite happy during the .. what have you.

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u/TheToastyWesterosi El Duderino 2d ago

That some kind of Eastern thing?

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u/jadbronson 2d ago

Fart from it.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 2d ago

Also dude, fart is not the preferred nomenclature, “noxious emission,” please.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens The Dude 2d ago

We're not talking about denying it after supplying it here.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 2d ago

What the fuck are you… I’m not… we’re talking about unchecked flatulence here, dude… “if you willed it, then you spilled it.”

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u/Adventurous_Tower348 1d ago

Jesus what's that smell

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u/jadbronson 22h ago

You said it man. Nobody farts with the Jesus.

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u/RJ_arcade just a friend of Maude-y’s 2d ago

Oh nooo, (he has anger problems)

4

u/BayBreezy17 2d ago

Does he still roll?

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u/Dweebil 2d ago

Not on shabbos he doesn’t.

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u/Interesting-Use-1543 2d ago

The bulk of the searis.

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u/PsychologicalSelf991 2d ago

He likes that they gave Dude a beeper

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 2d ago

Wave of the future

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u/dufflebag7 2d ago

He once dabbled in pacifism

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 2d ago

not in ‘nam of course

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u/JefreyLebowski 2d ago

They have a million dollars in the trunk of their car after all

5

u/RealestEarthDigga 2d ago

It was parked in a handicapped zone. Perhaps they towed it.

4

u/Excelsior_76 2d ago

Had some burgers, some beers, some laughs.

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u/BWRStarWars 2d ago

God damn I forget that line every time until it comes, hilarious

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u/CampfireMilkshake El Duderino 1d ago

Their car?

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u/vhmike 2d ago

20 Grand, man!

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u/BrendonSHB 2d ago

Just for makin the handoff?

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u/BendAppropriate614 2d ago

there was no handoff and they're. gonna. kill. that. fuckin. girl.....

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u/CampfireMilkshake El Duderino 1d ago

Also dude “girl” is NOT the preferred nomenclature. Woman, please.

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u/BendAppropriate614 1d ago

that fucking whore kidnapped herself

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u/CampfireMilkshake El Duderino 1d ago

They’re gonna kill that poor woman!

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u/BendAppropriate614 1d ago

I fucked it up, I'll try again:

That poor slut kidnapped herself!

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u/CampfireMilkshake El Duderino 1d ago

Fucking amateurs.

2

u/eggsuckinggrandmama 2d ago

During operation desert storm, that’s almost 50 k in today’s money

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 2d ago

What r u a fucking financial advisor now

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u/HelloYoghurt 2d ago

And then he thinks, “what if it’s during league play?” and it call comes crashing down, man.

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u/MikeW226 2d ago

I told 'em if it was during league play there's....

4

u/Educational_Belt9880 2d ago

You might want to watch out that front window, Larry.

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u/jadbronson 2d ago

His buddies died face down in the muck

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u/mindofamarriedman604 2d ago

His buddies died face down in the muck so he can roll with a smile

4

u/RedKingCrab99 2d ago

Happy to drink his coffee in a family restaurant.

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u/New-Lingonberry8029 2d ago

good call back , but Walter was a bit agitated that day , something about a toe.

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u/I5I75I96I40I70Me696 2d ago

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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u/kinkyslc1 Ordained Dudeist 2d ago

And a good day to you, Sir!

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u/MikeW226 2d ago

They got the Dude a beeper...

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u/Roembowski 2d ago

“Gave the Dude a beeper…”

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u/a-big-texas-howdy Larry Sellers 2d ago

It’s because he’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole. That strumpet!

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u/I5I75I96I40I70Me696 2d ago

You mean vagina?

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u/RedPhule 1d ago

I mean, you know the guy?

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u/The_B_Squad_23 Shomer Shabbos 2d ago

Is that what this is a picture of?

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u/ShezaAlibi Mark It Zero! 2d ago

He told that Kraut that he doesn't roll on Shabbos.

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u/I5I75I96I40I70Me696 2d ago

It’s already posted.

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude The Dude 2d ago

Well he can fucking unpost it!

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 2d ago

Will you just take it easy, man

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u/Pitiful-North-2781 That’s marvellous 2d ago

I am the walrus.

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u/Gotts21 Enjoying my coffee 2d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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u/j10359 2d ago

I have no frame of reference...

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u/Dweebil 2d ago

Our fuckin troubles are over.

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u/guywoodhouse68 2d ago

TFW you enter the next round robin.

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u/RedPhule 1d ago

They entered the next round robin!

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u/Saboteurist 1d ago

Twenty grand, man. And they, uh... gave Dude a beeper.

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u/khanabadoush 1d ago

HOW MUCH THEY GAVE YOU???
20 GRAND MANNN... AND A DUDE A BEEPER...

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u/RichPete 2d ago

and we keep the back cheese