What does being gay mean? (Wrong answers only)

[u/gleepglorb_51]

[u/TheRealPirateGaster]

Women’t

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/TheRealPirateGaster]

LMAO

[u/StabAUFaceGood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rgr3jSSwZ35jq

This all the time

[u/marchalves6 → u/StabAUFaceGood]

Can confirm, am gay

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/StabAUFaceGood]

yes.

[u/DiesByOxSnot]

Happy all of the time

[u/Federal_Task4886 → u/DiesByOxSnot]

Ever being happy 😹🙏

[u/Aron-Jonasson]

Considering the sheer amount of musical pieces from Marin Marais that have "gay" written on them, it must mean that being gay means playing French baroque music

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Aron-Jonasson]

Definitely, I mean, there can be no other possible conclusion drawn from this. French baroque music=gay, and no other way 🏳️‍🌈🕺

[u/Vox_Populi666]

It means you're completely socially accepted and no one threatens your rights at all ever :]

[u/YTriom1 → u/Vox_Populi666]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxp9YiJdaoTjz4gsHc

[u/Vox_Populi666 → u/YTriom1]

Voxtek approves.

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Vox_Populi666]

lwk how it feels being in queer spaces online, total euphoria... then reality slaps me in the face but we don't talk bout that.

[u/Vox_Populi666 → u/gleepglorb_51]

EXACTLY I was on LGBTQ spaces so much I forgot my grandpa was homophobic and mentioned my boyfriend to him...yeah

[u/BrowningLoPower → u/Vox_Populi666]

Real. 😔

[u/MagpiePhoenix]

Being gay means never knowing if you want to be her or be with her.

[u/viviscity → u/MagpiePhoenix]

Especially when throwing in “wait is this gender envy or am I attracted to her…?”

Also weird: realizing you were masking the dysphoria by trying to be someone you think is hot…

[u/MagpiePhoenix → u/viviscity]

I have a strange version of this where I've recently realized [post transition] that I'm on the ace spectrum and what I thought was sexual attraction was gender envy all along.

[u/viviscity → u/MagpiePhoenix]

I’m getting to the point (2 years HRT) that I can see the difference way easier. Definitely still very bi 😅

Kinda fascinating how brains hide attractions and dysphoria

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/MagpiePhoenix]

EXACTLY!

[u/Professional-Law1908]

leaving a group chat for a day after minor drama, and then begging to join back without apologizing

[u/Jorandy4172]

When you don't have high standards

Old? Don't care.

Unattractive? Don't care.

Fat? Don't care.

Love the people but not what's in their pants 👖

[u/Cole_Townsend]

Being the series finale of your bloodline in the most fabulous way!^*

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^{*Although that's not really a wrong answer.}

[u/Lumen91]

You used to be afraid but now you're not

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Lumen91]

that is actually quite beautiful

[u/Lumen91 → u/gleepglorb_51]

It's a quote from the Simpsons

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Lumen91]

wow okay did not know that

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/gleepglorb_51]

js searched it up, man, the Simpsons has a lot of damn episodes about a lot of damn things

[u/TestSubject5kk]

It means that you're the guy in the relationship

[u/gbakermatson]

Having to continually lie to the conservatives that no really, there's no gay agenda, we're not performing SRS at schools, basically everything FOX News tells you is a lie etc.

[u/Xenoman5 → u/gbakermatson]

I know right? Every month at the Trans Cult meeting we discuss how to control the world by putting skirts on men and how we have to keep it quiet. It’s exhausting. I’d rather just wash my hair and do my nails.

[u/LaCabdeLH]

Walking the underwear ail and changing ur life forever

[u/FormalWare]

No one really knows! But it's mysterious and, therefore, frightening.

[u/Demi-Queen1000]

not being able to walk straight

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Demi-Queen1000]

That's pretty much it, yeah

[u/Desperate_Ship_9654]

It means u like rainbow sherbet

[u/SalySaltyie → u/Desperate_Ship_9654]

I loved your comment

[u/GboyFlex]

You have a vacation home in Palm Springs and survive on mimosas and charcuterie boards.

[u/PeridotFan64]

cuddling and being kissed by cute boys >w<

[u/Gibbly_Gorkoroo]

Every fart has glitter and there’s no poop only rainbows. 🥳

[u/brooklynschwartz]

Having a fear of bagels

[u/demeter1993 → u/brooklynschwartz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QU9osQSr0BNK8ON3fg

[u/demeter1993]

We're sorry, we don't have the answer to your inquiry. Try again tomorrow during our regular business hours!

[u/Jorandy4172 → u/demeter1993]

Me trying to check if, both of our work schedule are off from work. So I can spend time with my boyfriend.

[u/PICONEdeJIM]

It's something about eels iirc

[u/GronPotatis_TM]

It means that your shit is rainbow coloured

[u/Human-Breakfast744]

Having a fever

[u/quickmanatee]

I can only talk for the lesbians.

Being lesbian means constantly pissing of your grandma, because every time there is a family gathering she almost faints from thinking too hard about what to serve the only vegetarian coming. I mean, come on. You're already extra for not choosing to give her great grandkids (in her mind).

[u/MarSM2025]

Being trans is gay 🖕🏽

[u/Iwanttobeapharoh]

You must tuck all your friends and give them a goodnight kiss no matter the gender 

[u/Zerodot0]

It means you're a fan of David Bowie.

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Zerodot0]

the Venn diagram between gays and David Bowie fans practically doesn't exist, it's just one big cirlce

[u/Just-me-myselfandI]

Being happy

[u/Krail]

It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May!

[u/Aperson3861]

you only like people who's favorite food is cheese cake with chocolate frosting

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/Aperson3861]

Is it bad if I don't like cheesecake

[u/Aperson3861 → u/gleepglorb_51]

no, it just means gay people don't like you

[u/ADHD-andME]

Being attracted to a gender opposite of yours.

[u/Reasonable-Banana800]

That you’ve been enlisted to the skeleton army

[u/averag_teenager]

Grilled chicken👍

[u/Br-1999]

That, as a gay man, you find all men attractive and would sleep with them no matter what.

[u/Poison_angel_dust]

you obviously want to fuck girls

[u/Rainbowcats19]

You must crack your homeboy... 's bones

[u/NerdyKeith]

It means you are the most fabulous

[u/anotherpunkyboi]

It means choosing that lifestyle

[u/gleepglorb_51 → u/anotherpunkyboi]

best lifestyle ever, staying up until an ungodly hour reading gay fanfics

[u/OtakuMage]

Being so sad you go past the minimum value and underflow to maximum happiness.

[u/weldsmen30]

Easy Boody calls

[u/AmbitionExotic3586]

its not mean

[u/Melody_Naxi]

Gay is obviously an ideology smh

[u/MorgottTheErdtree23]

Means you’re not miserable & you’re a lovely person to be around 😁🫶

[u/henryautie]

it means you are happy !

[u/datguytho1]

Sever social anxiety

[u/WatercressOk8319]

It means that you never talk to other guys as a woman, or that you drink as a man... nobody knows what the he'll the enbys do.

[u/u-topya1]

Now judging others or talking behind their backs, while playing the victim

[u/humanityswitch666]

Being happy!! 🥰

[u/verathene]

Being everyone I meet but keeping it secret from me

[u/Atonette]

A featherless biped

[u/Juror_no8]

Our genitals aren't clashing Jeremy, they're matching, that's the opposite of clashing.

[u/Street-Remote-7360]

Never having to say you're sorry

[u/ElectroXa]

having a permanent rainbow trail each time you move, like airplanes contrails

[u/IntrStelle]

Mpreg and Skittles

[u/just_a_potato_______]

It means me being incapable of sitting straight even if my life depended on it lol

[u/Electronic_Pound636]

A bad choice

[u/Federal_Task4886]

Gay gay sahur

[u/OverallLove3686]

Not being able to think straight

[u/Afraid-Bet-9644]

being homophobic