r/lovethissmug • u/DetectiveGrouchy5644 • Sep 15 '26

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Tweets like these

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u/Reformed_Herald Sep 15 '26

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u/Any_Ad2581 Sep 16 '26

Yes dude, I had a momentary lapse in jugement.

That physically hurt me.

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u/unfettered2nd Sep 16 '26

A monetary lapse, one can say

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Sep 16 '26

He was so close

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u/Professional-Rush957 Sep 16 '26

I'm soo close 😈🙏

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u/HatMcHatty Sep 16 '26

To perish in the phenomenon that is the creation of hell across most cultures will not be enough for you as such mighty sins may way heavily upon thee such pun is enough to make me ponder hell, what’s the point if after a few years of suffering the concept of suffering becomes lost and all debt is paid, but for you I shall bring you back so you may gain sanity just to have it taken away from you again in an endless cycle so that you shall truly know what it is like to feel the endless torment of suffering.

Good pun though

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u/unfettered2nd Sep 16 '26

Hell is other people, bruh.

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u/DatOneMinuteman1776 kill 7 billion obscurantists Sep 16 '26

Was this lapse serious and continuous?

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Sep 16 '26

That would actually work

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u/Niclmaki Sep 16 '26

I was sent into a gas station with a $20 bill as a kid for the purpose of buying something just to get change. The cashier just told me to take the gum I had picked out. My parent wasn’t impressed lol

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 Sep 16 '26

I would be that cashier just to fuck with people. I have no ulterior motive, I just like to watch parents squirm

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u/Defender012 Sep 16 '26

Pretty sure wanting to see the parents squirm is the ulterior motive

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u/IhateEgplant Sep 16 '26

I'm a cashier and I would do this lmao. Either cause i'm in a good mood or more likely because I am running low on change and don't want to give any away

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u/Battlebots2020 Sep 16 '26

Please let this happen to me at some point while I'm on register, this would make my day

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u/DigMother318 Sep 16 '26

What billionaires do to avoid paying taxes:

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u/SubArcticTundra Sep 16 '26

Cashier won't have enough change and will have to sell you the cash register

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u/Glorious_Comrade Sep 16 '26

#ClassSolidarity

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u/Leeuhhhhh Sep 16 '26

It's giving Patrick bargaining with the Flying Dutchman.

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u/Wardog_E 29d ago

Obi Wan Kenobi would do this.

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u/TheDanGG 28d ago

This blew me out for a solid minute bruh this shit so funny

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u/BookRecommenderBot 26d ago

You gotta hit them with the "is there any other way I can pay"