I Love Terrible Two Sentence Horror

[u/PebisCrusherOnline]

[u/Bring_me_the_lads]

What's ftm then? The titty explosion chamber?

[u/FPSCanarussia → u/Bring_me_the_lads]

"Bring me the dick stapler."

[u/SpellNinja → u/FPSCanarussia]

Godrick the Grafted be like:

[u/Nick_the_bunny → u/SpellNinja]

Diversity loss: transmasc Godrick just invented trans wrongs.

[u/Janus_Simulacra → u/Nick_the_bunny]

He’d heard enough about trans rights.

[u/DropkickGoose → u/SpellNinja]

Bear witness!

[u/Purple-Bluejay6588 → u/SpellNinja]

Lend me thy genitals, o stapler!

https://giphy.com/gifs/MEcUmmz6NdBYl2ZkKh

[u/VastWhereas5234 → u/Bring_me_the_lads]

Just the sheer inefficiency of it. Exploding all these dicks and tits when there are people out there in need.

[u/snikers000 → u/Bring_me_the_lads]

"Bring her to the worm attachment chamber."

"But doctor, we're out of worms!"

"Then get one! I don't care where!"

[u/I_Am_The_Bookwyrm → u/snikers000]