Subreddits having their own inside jokes

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[u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

That's also a common one lol

What is this on my cat's belly? Looks like several tumors

It's nipples

But he's a male????

[u/FluffyFact2790 → u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

Sometimes they're keratin plugs

[u/pbzeppelin1977 → u/FluffyFact2790]

Or innie nipnops full of gunk.

[u/Evening-Gur5087 → u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

Can you milk them tho

[u/Empty_Chemical_1498 → u/Evening-Gur5087]

All mammals that have nipples can lactate, so yes, male cats can lactate as well. Usually it's a sign of some disease causing a hormonal imbalance, but on rare occasions male cats can lactate and nurse kittens while being healthy.

And yes, human men can also lactate from a disease causing hormonal imbalance, or from very intense nipple stimulation.

[u/Enlightened_Gardener → u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

Anyone can lactate with enough nipple stimulation, but if you’ve never breastfed a baby, you’re in for a horrible, horrible surprise.

[u/KnifeKnut → u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

Somewhat relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojoICRzSCOo

[u/Evening-Gur5087 → u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbHPczWD5oCPZcFbRw

[u/elperroborrachotoo → u/Empty_Chemical_1498]

Cats sneaking into public schools to get a secret sex change. I'm full daylight!!