r/lovethissmug • • 17d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Soyjaks clearly based off of events OP experienced

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u/Haunting_Ask2364 16d ago

More than they should, pears are peak

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 16d ago

Nah they’re like a B tier fruit. Pretty any context you could use a pear in an apple would be better

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u/cluelessoblivion 16d ago

Pears are tender and apples are crunchy. Unless you've only had unripe pears. That's the main benefit. That said artificial pear flavor is just entirely unpalatable.

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 16d ago

There are plenty of varieties of apples that aren’t super crunchy. I meant that in the mostly in the context of cooking though. Either way even if you like the texture of pears more the normal ones don’t have great flavor and finding good ones is basically impossible

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u/RIPTechnoblade321 16d ago

Found the maker of the wojak

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 16d ago

apples fucking suck, no flavor and too much crunch. like eating watery styrofoam

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u/Higuyz2 16d ago

I can only assume you are getting red delicious, of which only one part of that name is accurate. Gala or braeburn are my family's go to and are significantly better.

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 16d ago

Again, why would I buy something I already know I don't like?

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 16d ago

Because you don’t actually know you dislike them. You know you dislike a thing with the same name. But varieties of apples have genuinely absurd degrees of difference between them and the difference between getting ones picked a couple hours ago vs ones picked nearly a year ago is unsurprisingly large

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die 16d ago

Get better apples man. Yeah the ones that have been bred to last 30 fuckin years on a shelf and that work well enough in any application suck. If you go to a farmers market/apple orchard you can get some excellent apples

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 16d ago

Why would I go to a farmers market to buy something I already know is shit just to see if it's slightly better there?