Soyjaks clearly based off of events OP experienced

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[u/GenericUsername7991]

I worked part time at a restaurant and I saw guy chugged three fucking glasses of water just during the first minute he was there. By the end he ended up asking for around 7 refill and I’ve never seen a dude be so hungry for water. 

[u/limo6868 → u/GenericUsername7991]

"hungry for water" is a phrase I'll definitely use in the future

[u/Nerevarine91 → u/GenericUsername7991]

Seven is a lot, but I’ve definitely done it (I used to live near a Mexican restaurant that had the best, and spiciest, chile colorado I’ve ever eaten)