r/lovethissmug • • 6d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope šŸ˜‚ I love performative memes aimed at impressing women

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Bonus if it's a word play like knuckle sandwich lmaooo I love thisss

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u/richtofin819 6d ago

As someone who is 6'4 and was unaware of this meme now that I have stopped laughing im not sure how to feel.

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u/HammyJWill 6d ago

I'm 6'1 and this meme makes me feel inadequate and emasculated

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u/richtofin819 6d ago

Nah man you are at the sweet spot. Tall enough to be considered tall. But less of an issue with fitting in cars and stuff. I legitimately had to try so many different cars before I finally found and bought one I could sit in without having to hold my head weird to keep from hitting the roof.

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u/HammyJWill 6d ago

(I was playing a joke. you fell for the rouse, you absolute goofball. victory is mine. (I'm 6'0 btw all women are queens))

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u/Also-An-Alt 6d ago

Oh shit, you were secretly a short king instead of a tall tyrant D: how dare you!

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u/Strange_Dust7128 6d ago

I’m around 6’6 and tried getting into a Lotus Exige once. My knees were up to my elbows.

I really wanted a Lotus.

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u/Jay_Nova1 6d ago

Fuck up outta here shrimpo.

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u/Tay60003 6d ago

I’m 6’4 and I wish I was shorter so I could cosplay jinx

WHY MUST I BE A TALL BEEFCAKE OF A MAN

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u/richtofin819 6d ago

If it makes you feel any better I always wanted to be a dwarf like gimli. Turns out I suck at blacksmithing, I'm too tall. and I'm claustrophobic so I can't live in caves.

The only thing I can do is grow a kickass beard.

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u/Tay60003 6d ago

Anyone can swing a hammer, I used to suck at smithing too. It just takes time and practice.

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u/StinkoMan92 6d ago

I'm 6'4 btw

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u/TheDoc1223 6d ago

as someone who's also 6"4, why does TS not help anywhere near as much as people think bruh? We alr know we're tall, but Istg I have had ZERO extra luck with women cuz of it, and my current GF (and future wife for sure) is even like " oh yeah I mean, I love you so much that it's hot to me because everything about you is hot, but honestly I've never really cared about height that much and think its only really significant if the girl is taller than the guy"

sorry tall-friend, I had to get that off my chest. don't forget to send your daily Weather Report back down to your nearest shortal (short mortal) friends whenever they ask šŸ™šŸ™šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ˜œšŸ˜œšŸ˜œšŸ˜œ

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u/TheDoc1223 6d ago

didnt mean to send that last emoji