r/lovethissmug • u/ThatOneGuy241624 • 6d ago
miscellaneous Action figures that are just middle aged men
I find it funny to imagine kids playing with a regular dude
(I know the MF DOOM one doesn't really count)
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u/Hugh_Jidiot 6d ago
The Simpons' Al Gore action figure
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u/Zlobisak 6d ago
How despicable, even the Simpsons have fallen to the onslaught of AI, and not just any AI slop, but AI gore? We used to be a country.
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u/notsoaverage777 6d ago
I heard they used a different kind of Al instead of a normal one. You can even say it's a weird Al
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u/Public-Feedback5016 6d ago
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u/favicondotico 6d ago
Why does he have a six-pack in his crotch?
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u/Omarn_Simpson 6d ago
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u/Datpanda1999 6d ago
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u/I_Commited_Arson 6d ago
He doesn't look very cuddly and soft... I'm scared...
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u/RivetSquid 6d ago
The face is plastic but the body is a normal plush doll, like a gloworm or one of those weird cuddly barbies.
It always looks creepy, but the more realistic face here really isn't helping.
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u/This-Clue-5014 6d ago
last time i saw a post about the steve action figure my account got deleted mere minutes later, if i remember correctly
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u/eraryios 6d ago
prepear thyself
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u/Quick_Extension_3115 6d ago
We haven’t heard from u/This-Clue-5014 in 37 minutes. I think the mods got him again.
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u/TFJ 6d ago
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u/KeijiTheGreat 6d ago
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u/Key_Pomegranate_8469 6d ago
purgatory blunt rotation
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u/Skreamie 6d ago
Nah I'd get high with Q, he seems chill
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u/VladTheSnail 6d ago
Q seems like the chillest to smoke with while getting sal high would be hilarious
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u/YaMexicanBoy 6d ago
This feels like a challenge where all of them have to try and get one person to buy a figure of themselves to people in a store.
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u/Smart-Ad57 I hate this smug 6d ago
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u/PromptNo4041 6d ago
All Caps when you spell the man's name.
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u/Herobrine702 6d ago
we genuinely can't still be doing this in 2026
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u/Bread_Offender 6d ago
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u/Loose_Pride9675 6d ago
i feel so happy knowing that people over here are much more sane
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u/Levy-MAN 6d ago
I purposely spell it MF Doom just to make people get angry at me. Saying this as an MF Doom fan
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u/Simon_Drake 6d ago
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u/IncreaseWestern6097 6d ago edited 6d ago
Even though it’s actually pretty understandable why they’d make it, I still think it’s really funny that NECA made an action figure of Donald Pleasance as Dr. Loomis from Halloween II.

The best part is that he’s only available in a two-pack that comes with Michael.
That’s also not the only figure that NECA has made that’s just a guy in a suit, since they’ve made two figures of Vincent Price.
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u/TuneCabbagedFabaceae 6d ago
Kinda understandable that he'd only come in a two pack as crazed middle aged psychiatrist action figure probably wouldn't sell that well
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u/ThePhantom71319 6d ago
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u/wearerofshades 6d ago
Dude is that a bottle of Pepto bismol?
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u/ShoArts 6d ago
I wonder how Anthony Anderson would react nowadays to someone asking him to sign this lmao
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u/ManicMaenads 6d ago
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u/B1gdaddy987 5d ago
Wtaf😭 I mean, ik it's South Park, so putting anything past it is kinda silly, but someone at youtooz was like "yep, randy covered cum is EXACTLY what we need to sell as a figure" lol
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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 6d ago
I have an undying love for “guy in a business suit” action figures. There’s not as many of them out there as you may think and there’s always something silly about how nondescript they are. Ross here, the guy from Alias had one, the 12’’ Ronald Reagan.
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u/IncreaseWestern6097 6d ago
I really wish that more of them existed, because it makes it incredibly hard to make custom figures for characters for characters who wear suits.
I’ve wanted to make a Slender Man figure for years, but couldn’t find any good options for what to use. It wasn’t until I found out someone made one using a Skibidi Toilet action figure that I figured out what I could use to make mine.
There’s still other characters who I want to make figures of, like Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond from Goldeneye or the G-Man from Half-Life, but the options for figures in suits are so limited that I don’t know what I’d be able to use.
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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 6d ago
Yeah, it’s always tough, especially when you need a suit that looks like it fits well or for a slim build. A lot of customizers have resorted to using WWE figures as a base since at least a couple figures in suits and/or ties come out in every few waves, but unless you want a Bond who looks like he’s on gear and letting Vince McMahon tailor his suits you have very limited options.
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u/Exact-Difference-422 6d ago
I know this is weird but I had a John Anderson figure from The Matrix I loved more than my Neo one for this reason
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u/Famous-Leopard-118 Stachybotrys 6d ago
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u/--_RedPanda_-- 6d ago
Genuinely who tf is playing with Everett Ross
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u/Own-Papaya-4264 6d ago
Pretty sure these figures are “for display purposes only”.
But still? Who tf is displaying Everett Ross
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u/Sir-Toaster- 6d ago
Maybe some kid who wants to do a hypothetical courtroom drama for LOTR?
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u/SarcyBoi41 6d ago
Marvel Legends is more targeted towards adult collectors I believe, so I guess the idea is that if someone is collecting characters from certain MCU movies they'll want him to complete that collection.
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u/Drayner89 6d ago
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u/Traditional_Zone3993 6d ago
So you're telling me, I can get a dude named Claude and not just that but his wallet and staff + pigeon? Sign me in
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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds 6d ago
Hiro and Peter and all those other shmucks have nothing on the GOAT Claude
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u/StormWolfBaron 6d ago
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u/Imperius1883 6d ago
How does one acquire this physique
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u/Reubenthepig09 6d ago
By dave the diving
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u/tinfoilsheild 6d ago
I'm just a fish minding my own business when I see Dave the Diver.
"I am going to Dave the Dive you."
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u/venusduck_III 6d ago
That's not just a middle aged man that is MF DOOM rest in peace
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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya "The Doctor" Zandihh / After burnout on work 6d ago
Our man is in the better place, spitting heavenly bars
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u/PalpitationThat9383 6d ago
Half the star wars figures are just fictional traders and politicians
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u/Thundersting 6d ago
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u/offoutover 6d ago
I quote Happy Time Harry from time to time and no one ever knows where it's from.
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u/Suspicious_Bid_2339 6d ago
why do they push Ross so heavily like he’s some sort of badass it’s so funny to me
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u/Coolman_Rosso 6d ago
"Honey, why aren't you playing with the middle aged fat fuck action figure you got for Christmas?"
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u/farceur318 6d ago
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u/Puzzle-Necked 6d ago
He's just waiting for the mixing to be done on his self financed album and he's outta here
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u/vigobox 6d ago
Is that netanyuau 😭✌️
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u/Lovemydog65465 6d ago
Mfs will see an white haired guy in a suit and instantly say netanyahu
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u/RickMonsters 6d ago
Imagine being so racist you buy your kid the Everett Ross action figure and nothing else from that movie
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u/Z0kstone 6d ago
I've actually considered starting a collection of these, the Martin Freeman one inspired it actually. I think it would be hilarious to just have an army of regular looking actors/actresses as action figures.
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u/ELRONDSxLADY 6d ago
My son whenever he plays with Jim Hopper from Stranger Things. He came with a big ass Raphael but he prefers Hopper in his dad jeans and Hawaiian print button up.
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u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 Chinese PvZ Comics Guy (also Soyspeare) 6d ago