r/lovethissmug • • 2d ago

šŸ‘ØšŸ¼ā€šŸŽØ Artists, Musicians and Bands šŸ‘©šŸ¾ā€šŸŽ¤ These kind of posts from celebs/artists

Post image
6.3k Upvotes

142 comments sorted by

1.2k

u/Few-Iron-9742 1d ago

316

u/oszillodrom 1d ago

48

u/TortelliniJr 1d ago

sounds exactly like someone locked in attick...

15

u/bemery 1d ago

sounds like someone who locked Michael Caine in the attick

516

u/oszillodrom 1d ago

84

u/Optimal_Scholar7123 1d ago

My cocaine

14

u/Serteyf 1d ago

can't unhear

155

u/snugglelamping 1d ago

43

u/lunawintertherian 1d ago

To be fair that’s exactly the kind of tweet I’d imagine the former lead singer of Yes making

14

u/bunnycrush_ 1d ago

I haven’t encountered anyone with this energy on the internet in a loooong time and honestly, just reading this old tweet from a celebrity I don’t recognize improved my mood. We need more of this in the world I think.

7

u/lunawintertherian 1d ago

billions must get Close to the Edge

59

u/Th3_Radiance 1d ago

Can someone explain what's so funny about this image? Does he say it wrong? Is it just that he says batman begin?

122

u/Vast_Temperature_211 1d ago

It’s his line from the movie Batman Begins but the way it’s structured it makes it sounds like ā€œBatman Beginā€ is part of the line/quote + he forgot the ā€˜s’ at the end.

39

u/ShotgunCreeper 1d ago

It’s a quote from the movie Batman Begins, he left the s off

15

u/Wistill 1d ago

The juxtaposition.

The quote section works to give a feeling of weight and sincerity. Like the intentional use of line break after the first phrase, stimulating a brief pause and really letting the question simmer in your thoughts. Then the following resolution. It’s blunt, brief, yet delivered in such earnest, you can’t help but wonder if the answer really is that simple.

Barman Begin

^
|
Then theres this shit

Kills the whole ā€œdignifiedā€ vibe, so I guess it depends on how immersed you are idfk im sleep deprived procrastinating studying my midterm bro

2

u/Wistill 1d ago

the midterm

9

u/Sudden_Upstairs_1308 1d ago

It's pretty much just r/skamtebord

745

u/ButtDealer 1d ago

87

u/I_love_smallTits 1d ago

this real?

119

u/ZAWS20XX 1d ago

yes, this is a real thing he did on the 9/11 of whatever year

5

u/NoBit1977 1d ago

Twice i believe

58

u/B0B_Spldbckwrds 1d ago

Never forgetĀ 

88

u/evilforska 1d ago

Kinda makes me sad that its probably not the guy himself, but some socmedia guy tasked with tweeting for Cruz

88

u/leonidaslizardeyes 1d ago

That was his defense. But I personally believe he was looking for incest porn and accidentally retweeted the straight stuff.

18

u/Specialist-Draw7229 1d ago

That almost is certainly a ā€œstepmom walks in on son and his gf then joins themā€ video.

According to a friend.

9

u/Billlington 1d ago

That's definitely what Cruz claimed happened.

8

u/Vectorman1989 1d ago

JD Vance looking for couch porn

1

u/CookiePrestigious239 1d ago

I never saw the actual screenshot. Love the idea that Ted Cruz straight up puts "sexual posts" into the search

692

u/IsScottGay 1d ago

every other week i think about this image its seared into my brain

159

u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 1d ago

For reference, this is one of the many finely-edited photos the hacker posted onto his facebook page. And honestly they are hilarious.

92

u/rogerstandingby Tramgemder 1d ago

I don’t eat hotdogs

21

u/Douche_Kayak 1d ago

gotta get that out early. everything else is secondary

53

u/Bonked2death 1d ago

Bro really just doesn't live

32

u/conciliate_entropy 1d ago

i mean the hotdogs and weed you could take or leave, but come on!

28

u/Crabcomfort 1d ago

Buff Kristen Stewart?!

9

u/Cheap_Television_988 1d ago

Buff Kristen Stewart who's just opened the ark of the covenant

6

u/botchddd 1d ago

Shorter Kristen Stewart aka Glenn Danzig

3

u/fitymalangos 1d ago

He reminds me of Jessica Kirson :D

2

u/BestCap5066 1d ago

Sigourney Weaver.

9

u/actuallyaredditor 1d ago

C'mon Glen, live a little

6

u/punkate 1d ago

definitely

6

u/jacorgacor 1d ago

I hate hot dogs i can't imagine getting hacked and made into a hot dog gobbler

2

u/GrenHamblett 1d ago

I think you mean glizzy gobbler ... ?

2

u/fuckinradbroh 1d ago

It’s giving

2

u/GrenHamblett 1d ago

After reading about Danzig's feud with his neighbor over a pile of bricks in his yard, I just can't take him seriously. He's such a baby.

1

u/Yeez25 1d ago

Isnt this the who sings that song mother

1

u/transitroad 1d ago

omg how have i never seen this before??? this is sending me

2.1k

u/Independent-Sky1657 2d ago

476

u/Pls_no_steal 1d ago

HANK THATS NOT GOOGLE HAAAAAANK

230

u/Regi413 1d ago

ā€œFrom Earthā€ glad he cleared that up wouldn’t want us to think he was tweeting from Mars

https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

138

u/shrekgaming1467 1d ago

That's what an alien would say 😔😔😔

16

u/PossiblyAThrowaway48 1d ago

*SeƱor, are we on the planet Mars?" -Gomie

191

u/ImpressiveRoll9982 1d ago

Still can’t believe he never took it down

245

u/stuckinatmosphere 1d ago

I mean at a certain point it’s cooler that he didn’t.

72

u/arkesko 1d ago

Because it was always a joke.

31

u/EnemyOfAi 1d ago

Redditors don't understand humour as a concept.

43

u/romhacks 1d ago

The OG

26

u/Havengul_Undying 1d ago

Jesus Christ Marie, theyre sex Jifs

9

u/MakingPlansForSmeagl 1d ago

7

u/Havengul_Undying 1d ago

"Tested on animals"...

3

u/JaEdGi 1d ago

🤤

6

u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 1d ago

Walter... You've been acting very sus lately

1.1k

u/ThePotatoFromIrak 2d ago

Balls in my face

434

u/CosmicTurtle24 2d ago

Ahh the classic "I've done something on twitter i shouldn't have, so I'll start tweeting weird nonsense and say I've been hacked"

20

u/Suddenfury 1d ago

some teenager shit

196

u/Glock_n_Balls 1d ago

If I remember correct… tha leaked screenshot of him hittin up his ex at night was a fuckin instagram chat… then next mornin he’s on fuckin twitter acting like it’s hacked… wrong platform playa! to fuck that up he must have been high as shit🤣🤣🤣

92

u/TopGreen_YuriFan 2d ago

7

u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ 1d ago

Decapitated. It was a whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

1

u/No-Researcher-8196 1d ago

Oh hey NuclearBomb. Nice seeing you around.

1.2k

u/GladeWilson 2d ago

Personal favorite

576

u/AyItsUrBoi_ 1d ago

I love this because what emotions are these even trying to convey? Like what are the bottom two??

497

u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

Getting bomb head and getting fingered by someone who keeps messing up the rhythm

111

u/featherw0lf 1d ago

My top two daily expressions

30

u/PancakeParty98 1d ago

Im doing one more than the other, I know

14

u/Gripping_Touch 1d ago

Were you rushing or were you dragging?

27

u/PagIbigAyKanibalism0 1d ago

me when i put my hands on the back my head

41

u/MrXroxWasTaken 1d ago

What even is the top right one

117

u/Wadarkhu You offered me a customised flair and I took it. 1d ago

Who knows?

78

u/chandeluure 1d ago

Clocks at 11:15

18

u/jngjng88 1d ago

Real shit

14

u/Clean-Set-2182 1d ago

Mr game and watch

44

u/firstsalamanderriker 1d ago

Me when m trying to communicate in semaphore signals

6

u/rdnaskelz 1d ago

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

4

u/here_for_the_lols 1d ago

Eeeeeeehh and graaaaaaaah

59

u/Psquare_J_420 1d ago

Is the person in the picture themselves posted the "meme pack"?

44

u/kilsdor 1d ago

she won, in the end. She did indeed become a meme

28

u/ArmandoGalvez 1d ago

Task failed successfully

4

u/ItsPaperBoii 1d ago

"she won" she wanted to be used as a meme template but instead she gets made fun of and reminded to everyone that she did not in fact become a meme template?

455

u/bill_butt_licka 1d ago

Does an Aussie politician forgetting to sign into his alt account for some self glazing count?

128

u/JovianSpeck 1d ago

For anyone unaware, this man is now the leader of the opposition.

46

u/bill_butt_licka 1d ago

Considering the party leaders rich history of eating onions, holding hoses and tackling school children, he really is a great fit

16

u/Hig_Bardon 1d ago

Dont forget rock-spider conservation and shitting themselves in Engadine Maccas

14

u/101375 1d ago

We mustn’t forget welding….

50

u/theanticakes 1d ago

Fan-fucking-tastic ā¤ļø

He also stole two disabled parking spots in front of the election hall.

Grub. Absolute grub.

7

u/mankytoes 1d ago

Notorious British left wing grifter George Galloway won a by election in Bradford, and immediately tweeted his pleasure at winning in Blackburn... he claimed he was hacked. Was not reelected.

3

u/TheVision_13 1d ago

Gets me every time lol such a fuckwit

134

u/No_Counter_6037 BILLIONS MUST LOVE 1d ago

14

u/Throwaway-button 1d ago

Jack Manifold????

7

u/WatermelonlessonNo73 1d ago

I keep misreading it as "Jack Manifoid"

5

u/ptype 1d ago

I don't know who this is, but I now expect to start inexplicably seeing gender-swapped art of him on every social media platform at once

9

u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

Fuck is he talking about

5

u/GrenHamblett 1d ago

More celebrity schizo-posting, please.

This thread is great

121

u/BenSibbs 1d ago

Here's one from my area's former MP, Now lord.

57

u/hoverside 1d ago

Ah good old Penis Penispenis,

7

u/KeanenVG 1d ago

He has my vote

315

u/Turnepic13 1d ago

I mean she got a thousand retweets, 100,000 is just a gross overestimate of how many people retweet

227

u/AllstarBeatbox 1d ago

Also this was back in 2014 so getting 100,000 retweets was like impossible. I don’t really know what she was thinking

14

u/conciliate_entropy 1d ago

probably "what would be a funny tweet"

56

u/squidwardsbutt1 1d ago

RIP Liam šŸ’”

2

u/kokichistan 1d ago

This was in my city! I've always been weirdly proud of it lol

159

u/snailhelper 1d ago

It’s been twelve years yet still every time I hear Rita Ora mentioned (which granted is not often) the first thing I think of is always this fuckass ā€œ100,000 retweetsā€ tweet. It’s so deeply embarrassing. One of the low points of celebrities not having PR personnel in the early days of social media.

48

u/maitlandinmaitland 1d ago

she’s a frequent clue on the New York Times crossword

Her claim to fame, I guess

14

u/cclan2 1d ago

I noticed that too! What the fuck?

14

u/maitlandinmaitland 1d ago

Three letter word with two vowels,

I assume they need a lot of them just to make the puzzles work.
Same reason you see ā€œLeiā€ and ā€œemoā€ so often, I guess.

5

u/totally_not_a_bot__ 1d ago

I suspect Will Shortz has an oreo sponsorship as well.

168

u/Naive_Personality367 2d ago

that doesnt even make sense rita, unless they have access to your music. lol

78

u/chromatic_megafauna 1d ago

Does Ed Balls Day count?Ā 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_BallsĀ 

65

u/Creakybeak 1d ago

9

u/Angsty_Autumn 1d ago

Officer balls, bwahahaha

2

u/AgentCirceLuna 1d ago

Reminds me of an Officer Ronald McDonald who has infamy in one area he patrols due to how much of a dick he was about preventing drinking below 21. There are stories you can find about him going back years… even people who were 30+ would end up in court because of this dude hunting them down. He’d stand outside bars and nab people. No reason at all.

Edit

One of them I heard was just a minor example. He was carding people, all of whom were way old to be carded, then a guy left because of the wait as he queued people up. Minutes later, Ronald is speeding after this guy who knows what it’ll be like if he’s caught up to so he runs down a street. He’d see Ronald wandering around this street, day after day, as he knew the person lived there but not which house. He’d sometimes be peering into windows and then caught someone drinking inside who he banged on the door with the demand that they show their ID. Funny af but also disturbing.

14

u/PICONEdeJIM 1d ago

Ed Balls

5

u/man-teiv 1d ago

d Balls

22

u/RansTheGuy 1d ago

My favorite

2

u/Winters067 1d ago

Neil Cicierega is a treasure.

13

u/amateurviking 1d ago

Ed Balls

5

u/PauloAEAE 1d ago

oof that's pathetic

18

u/Gribberisch 1d ago

This post has more likes than her post retweets.

13

u/Inevitable-Angle-793 1d ago

Normani and album 😭

10

u/boybluebox 1d ago

The way that fan account wasn't even a real fan 😭 it was the same person that runs Normani's main account (and the album wasn't even worth the wait lol)

2

u/05-nery 1d ago

This one's greatĀ