r/mallninjashit • • Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit • • 17h ago

BEN10 assemble! Gotta have my fidget toy, buttplug injector, and green inhaler

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117 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 2d ago

3 wallhangers and a sword

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24 Upvotes

This photo is from 2017.


r/mallninjashit • • 5d ago

Which profession do you think this pocket knife is used for?

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111 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 5d ago

Wartech warriors rise up!

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26 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 7d ago

What's that icepick shit? you use it to crush the ice for your champagne?

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275 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

Caption says “Do you like the scythe?” BITCH THAT’S A KAMA

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r/mallninjashit • • 12d ago

‘Outrageous’: Suspect accused of smuggling sword into Cincinnati City Hall acquitted

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r/mallninjashit • • 13d ago

I decided to display my blades finally

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r/mallninjashit • • 13d ago

Father in law just gifted me this

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29 Upvotes

NICE


r/mallninjashit • • 15d ago

Defending against two handguns at once

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78 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 16d ago

Found this beauty at work

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43 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 16d ago

Ashida Kim trying to bypass copyright from star wars, and star trek

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23 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 17d ago

Which one of you did this?

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82 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 17d ago

I don't know what to call this monstrosity.

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r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

Serious collectors only

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r/mallninjashit • • 22d ago

How much would you buy all of these for?

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106 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 23d ago

the biggest mall-ninja LARP I've ever seen

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165 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 24d ago

Belarus special forces "training"--edited with background circus music--!!🤹🎪

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265 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 25d ago

What could go wrong fitgiting an unfamiliar knife? 🥷

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129 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 26d ago

Kevin Macleod; defense against axe (krav maga)

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23 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 29d ago

Flaming s-word

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1.5k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 16 '26

"S.P.L. 9th system"

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213 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 15 '26

This was recommended to me on YT. If it is previously posted please lemme know Ill delete...

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r/mallninjashit • • Sep 14 '26

Found on Crete

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Top middle dagger kinda sick tho