r/marvelmemes • Spider-Man 🕷 • Jul 03 '26

Shitposts Peter 2 got that black spider suit on again 😭

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u/SATANICWORSHIPER666 Avengers Jul 03 '26

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u/claymixer Avengers Jul 03 '26

Do other heroes actually know he is blind?

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u/Supergupo Avengers Jul 03 '26

I'd imagine the mask with no eye holes would give it away but that's just me spitballin here

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u/Okami0602 Avengers Jul 03 '26

You mean like Spider-Man?

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u/Top_Freedom3412 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Or Iron Fist?

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u/Okami0602 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Or Wolverine?

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u/Top_Freedom3412 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Or Cyclops

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u/Okami0602 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Or Xavier (Krakoa)

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u/Top_Freedom3412 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Or Black Panther?

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u/Okami0602 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Or Doorman?

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u/Independent_Form5963 Avengers Jul 03 '26

what are you talking about, I can clearly see the whites of his eyes

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u/ColonelRuff Daisy Johnson Jul 04 '26

He has eye holes.

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u/eutectic_h8r Avengers Jul 03 '26

I assume needing to read something would come up at some point in the superheroing

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u/Nukleon Avengers Jul 03 '26

Matt's fingers are sensitive enough to tell the difference between paper and paper with ink, to the degree that be can read printed material.

Granted that was many years ago that I read that and I don't know how he would handle a smartphone.

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u/ColoradoScoop Avengers Jul 03 '26

Cut him some slack. He was just spitballin.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Avengers Jul 03 '26

He specifically has eye holes so that people don't figure out he's blind, though.

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u/No_Physics2210 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Spidermans has no eyeholes either

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u/Mechromanthus Avengers Jul 03 '26

Hey, Danny... Run that last part by me again

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u/Fruit-Flies113 Avengers Jul 05 '26

Didn’t know Howard was dirty like that

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u/Snynapta_II Avengers Jul 03 '26

His hood/mask thing doesnt have eye holes

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u/Okami0602 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Just like many other heroes who can actually see

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u/2459-8143-2844 Avengers Jul 03 '26

And does it really matter that he's blind if his other senses are soo heightened that he doesn't need eyes to see? He's basically just colorblind at that point.

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u/Any-Commercial-7197 Avengers Jul 03 '26

As long as he never needs to read anything

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u/nyxo1 Avengers Jul 03 '26

He can read printed text with his fingers

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u/Xygnux Avengers Jul 04 '26

Well in space he would be actually not be able to see with sound... With the no sounds in space and all.

Alien invasion is an actually thing in the Marvel multiverse, so I think that matters somewhat.

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u/Calvincoolidge4life Avengers Jul 03 '26

I forgot the part where that’s my problem

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u/z3anon Avengers Jul 03 '26

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u/Kn0XIS Avengers Jul 03 '26

😂

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u/PayPsychological6358 Avengers Jul 03 '26

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Is this emote actually in the game? I haven’t played in a while

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u/PayPsychological6358 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Yeah, they added it about a year ago

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 Avengers Jul 03 '26

No way lol, nice

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u/BulkNoodles Avengers Jul 03 '26

If there's any Marvel games that actually put in alot of references(either comic or irl), it's Rivals.

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u/ArmaninyowPH Phil Coulson Jul 03 '26

Was he upside down when he kissed her?

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u/Aynshtaynn Dead Vision Jul 03 '26

Why? Is one of them Australian?

/s

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u/BungaloBilly69 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Well done.

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u/oops_I_have_h1n1 Avengers Jul 03 '26

What's the /s for? Genuinely want to know why you included it.

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u/Morrighan447 Avengers Jul 03 '26

It means "end of sarcasm"

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u/oops_I_have_h1n1 Avengers Jul 03 '26

I know what it means, I'm wondering why he put it. He very clearly made a joke, (not a sarcastic remark), and then explained that he was joking? Really?

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u/Yayzeus Avengers Jul 03 '26

Spidermate

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u/Character_Ad_5404 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Just down

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u/realchildofhell X-Men Jul 03 '26

Ice Spice and Tobey Maguire are like Waluigi and Wario to Zendaya and Tom Holland lmao

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u/Cooperativism62 Avengers Jul 03 '26

The more I think about it the more I can't unsee it.

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u/DethNik Avengers Jul 03 '26

funnier than moving the podium?

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u/Avatar_sokka Avengers Jul 03 '26

How did you pull this off?

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u/satu_23 Avengers Jul 04 '26

Yes Kevin, they moved it a full half inch.

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u/Its_K3 Avengers Jul 04 '26

Anyway, on the subject of the serial killer...

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u/Rise-O-Matic Avengers Jul 06 '26

Funnier than calling a lectern a podium.

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u/TwoRivers91 Avengers Jul 03 '26

LMAO this is amazing. I hope this comparison spreads!! I was here when it was written

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u/CDanger Avengers Jul 03 '26

This is mental chess.

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u/SolaniumFeline Avengers Jul 03 '26

underrated comment for real thank you for the laugh

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u/MachineOk9850 Avengers Jul 03 '26

😂😂

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u/SnS_ Avengers Jul 03 '26

Imma gonna win!

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u/RealOrangeKoi Avengers Jul 04 '26

WAHHH!

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u/Miserable_Lead_9828 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Holy fuck this is incredible

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u/Gerolanfalan Avengers Jul 03 '26

If anything I'm not hearing anyone put down Tobey just Ice Spice

She has a big following though in other circles so she's not a nobody, also not surprised she likes them older.

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u/TheGoodCombover Avengers Jul 03 '26

They’re wearing yellow and purple in the post too.

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u/RedRanger_27 Avengers Jul 03 '26

The yellow and purple really sell it

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u/raphthepharaoh Ultron Jul 03 '26

Im fucking dying

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u/AfterImageEclipse Avengers Jul 03 '26

lmao 🤣

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u/boogierboi Avengers Jul 03 '26

Didn't anyone tell her it was an all white party

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u/Tessorio Avengers Jul 03 '26

exactly what I was looking for

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u/Steamedcarpet Avengers Jul 03 '26

My cousin had an all-white party for her 40th birthday. My roommate at the time asked me with a straight face if that meant all white people.

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u/blizzard2798c Avengers Jul 03 '26

I've never heard of the concept so my first thought was "Darn. Didn't know Tobey was racist." What is it?

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u/Steamedcarpet Avengers Jul 03 '26

I would say like 95% of the time it’s just all white clothing.

I say 95% cuz im sure there are actually only white people parties but in this case ima have to go with the clothing option.

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u/OldDogTrainer Avengers Jul 03 '26

An all-white party is always white attire. The other one you’re thinking of is an all whites party.

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u/BrozedDrake Avengers Jul 03 '26

I feel like theres some pointy hooded crossover there.

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u/Master4733 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Those outfits do tend to be all white...

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor Avengers Jul 03 '26

I'm from Florida. I knew a lot of people who threw all white parties. They did it with pride (we can joke about that word) and a specific flag. This is the first time I have ever heard about a party by that name being about clothing. And to clarify, I am not being sarcastic, humorous, or even using hyperbole. It was a regular occurrence.

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u/OldDogTrainer Avengers Jul 03 '26

Yep, those are some all whites parties just like j said.

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u/TheKolyFrog Ned Jul 03 '26

I never heard of an "all white" party but, I have been to a "black tie" party which is just a formal event where you wear a suit or something.

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u/Forikorder Avengers Jul 03 '26

which is just a formal event where you wear a suit or something.

Learned that one the hard way

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u/ImperialTechnology Avengers Jul 03 '26

Black tie is actually a tuxedo suit. A black tie event the second highest form of formal wear event after white tie, which are very rare nowadays.

White tie events usually are reserved for events with monarchs on state visits, or old world ambassadors being received.

The order of formality goes:

White tie (Morning suit) Black tie (Tuxedo suit) Business casual (Business suit) Casual

You're not supposed to wear a business casual suit at a black tie event, but standards have slipped so much few people care.

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u/MedalsNScars Avengers Jul 03 '26

but standards have slipped so much the whole thing is so dumb that few people care.

ftfy

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u/SphericalCrawfish Avengers Jul 03 '26

They don't call them "All White Parties" when it's only for white people. They just call it a party and fly flags and things to make it clear they don't wants pocs there.

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u/thequenchiest_ Leo Fitz Jul 03 '26

Sounds like a trap

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u/Suspicious_Glove_900 Avengers Jul 03 '26

All kids out of the pool!

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u/CodenameDinkleburg Phil Coulson Jul 03 '26

White attire. That’s all.

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u/OldDogTrainer Avengers Jul 03 '26

It’s white clothes. It’s not an all-whites party.

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u/No-Channel3917 Avengers Jul 03 '26

😮‍💨 I mean she supports trump she wanna be white lol

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u/GIOverdrive Avengers Jul 03 '26

"I'm sorry I'm not..."

"NOT WHITE?!?"

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u/TLcool Avengers Jul 03 '26

What is this clip from?

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u/MattAmpersand Avengers Jul 03 '26

I know I’m getting old but I don’t remember this member of the Spice Girls…

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u/Primary_Durian4866 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Next you'll say you don't remember Cilantro

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u/PotLuckyPodcast Avengers Jul 03 '26

Aaaaaaaah what a good memory!

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u/misshwangontop Black Widow 🕷 Jul 03 '26

She be doing everything but dropping bangers. Next song boutta be spidey in the rooftop

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u/Enshin98 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Is that my goat Lloyd i see

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u/misshwangontop Black Widow 🕷 Jul 03 '26

Hehe yez its mr pretty smile

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 Avengers Jul 03 '26

SAFETY?

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u/faludacosmos Avengers Jul 03 '26

FIRST!!!

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u/Unicornpsycho Avengers Jul 03 '26

WATER

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u/misshwangontop Black Widow 🕷 Jul 03 '26

Ehehe

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u/CDanger Avengers Jul 03 '26

He's my poopy I poop on his scoopy he like to poop me

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u/LocalOk3662 Avengers Jul 03 '26

He still has the peter charm

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u/Baboop Avengers Jul 03 '26

Gave her that peter tingle

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u/mattmaintenance Avengers Jul 03 '26

Don’t… don’t call it that…

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u/Militia2388 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Just finished Far From Home and this made me laugh harder than I'm willing to admit

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u/Toadsted Avengers Jul 03 '26

Gave her that peter

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u/mattmaintenance Avengers Jul 03 '26

How is that even worse lol

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u/GoldTrade11 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Best kissing scene winner 2002 still got it.

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u/JoshTHX Avengers Jul 03 '26

Peter loves chocolate cake and I don’t blame him

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u/razor78790 Avengers Jul 03 '26

"Mr Tyson, are you dipping in the chocolate?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/zAL94gPEvTfRCmIP5d

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u/Impetusin Avengers Jul 03 '26

That’s the whitest black person I have ever seen. I was confused until I zoomed in.

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u/Skibidi-Rizz190cm Avengers Jul 03 '26

Her father is mixed african american and her mother is a white dominican

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u/Mrbuttboi Avengers Jul 03 '26

Dig on this

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u/an_ol_chunk_of_coal Avengers Jul 03 '26

Maybe im something of a spiderman myself

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u/No_Let2770 Avengers Jul 03 '26

They’re from queens

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u/BulbusDumbledork Avengers Jul 03 '26

you can take the spider-men out of queens, but you can't take the spider-men out of queens

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u/mcjimmybingo Avengers Jul 03 '26

I think its like Attorneys General.

Peters Parker.

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u/CDanger Avengers Jul 03 '26

A grammar king fuck yeah she Strunk on my E.B. till I White

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u/GodOfTheGoons Avengers Jul 03 '26

Meanwhile Miles is out here playing in the snow 

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u/an_ol_chunk_of_coal Avengers Jul 03 '26

You know the old saying. The nipples are always greener on the other side.

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u/Grommph Ghost Rider Jul 03 '26

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u/Toadsted Avengers Jul 03 '26

Black Cat always trying to get caught 

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u/Flashy-Parsnip-9505 Avengers Jul 03 '26

First of all….

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u/Blugalu Avengers Jul 03 '26

Yall know he and David Blaine were part of Leonardo Dicaprios "pussy posse" right?

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u/hat_trix66 Avengers Jul 03 '26

The time-traveling demon?

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u/TooPanicked Avengers Jul 03 '26

Second YouTube series I ever watched after nigahiga’s How-to series lmao

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u/Moses-the-Ryder Avengers Jul 03 '26

I had no idea the spice girls were making a come back

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u/Toadsted Avengers Jul 03 '26

After we told them what we want, we finally getting it.

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u/Delmitus1 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Me looking at Andrew Garfield and Halle berry

https://giphy.com/gifs/TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3

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u/hellokitty444444 Avengers Jul 04 '26

Elaborate? I'm so confused. There's no way right? That's so random and odd.

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u/AdLive2244 Avengers Jul 04 '26

MJ: "Peter, how could you cheat on me with Ice Spice?"

Peter: “You thought I was feeling you?”

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u/Dick-Fu Jul 03 '26

I thought that was the point of this post and I didn't understand why do few people were commenting it lmao

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u/MikeOxfat57 Avengers Jul 03 '26

That’s my Spider-Man!!

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u/Da_Punisher33 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Mister Parker are you dipping in the chocolate?

https://giphy.com/gifs/FmIMJtzA7rqQfC0LaA

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u/PervyTurtle0 Avengers Jul 03 '26

With all due respect, who the fuck cares? Why are there so many posts lately that seem likely they're desperately trying to make this a thing?

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u/Grasher312 Avengers Jul 05 '26

Because popular man can't fuck popular woman without it being someone else's problem

For some reason.

At least his last girl was like, 20. At least the half-wit redditors had A BIT MORE of a reason to whine about a man having a consensual relationship with an adult woman.

Ice spice is fucking 26. An All-White party is just white clothing. THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING HERE, WHY ARE WE FOCUSED ON THIS.

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u/Specific_Telephone13 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Not Tobey dipping in chocolate well half dark chocolate but chocolate is chocolate

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u/Chadoodling Avengers Jul 03 '26

Ice Spicerman

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u/Aggressive-Foot7434 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Both are winning!

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u/NemEsiS177 Daredevil Jul 03 '26

still got that symbiote in him

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u/pneumoniesuck Avengers Jul 03 '26

For anyone else who was wondering, the party is DRESSED IN ALL WHITE.

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u/Immature_adult_guy Avengers Jul 03 '26

Is it a party where everyone wears white?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Avengers Jul 03 '26

There's one picture, shot from behind, where it looks like there maybe was one kiss, on the cheek.

And the internet goes wild!

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Did he break up with the teenager he was dating ?

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u/MadeForFunHausReddit Avengers Jul 03 '26

Oh THAT kind of all white, hoo I was confused

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u/Dontshipmebro Avengers Jul 04 '26

Ngl, i had to look up what an all white party was.

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u/Pastry_d_pounder Avengers Jul 04 '26

Fckk this is why clubs are dying man. People keep filming with their cameras. Miss the times when you can be debauched at clubs and parties and go to work the next day and it’s nobody’s business

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u/CRz_gangster Korg Jul 04 '26

You turn 13 and you’re competing for your crushes with billionaires. You turn 18 and you’re competing for your crushes with the dudes who played the superhero’s and characters you looked up to as a child.

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Tbh he could do better.

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u/sithskeptic Avengers Jul 03 '26

Bully rizz

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u/MustJarkus Avengers Jul 03 '26

Mans getting play

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u/LCDRformat Avengers Jul 03 '26

WAIT SHES NOT A SPICE GIRL

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u/Brow2099 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Who is ice spice?

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u/HDPhantom610 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Didn't know the Spice Girls expanded.

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u/Raichu124 Avengers Jul 03 '26

Well done to him

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u/thr33prim3s Avengers Jul 03 '26

Yep, him and Leo truly are best friends.

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u/KillerUnknowDV12 Avengers Jul 04 '26

I initially read Ice Cube

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u/brozene Avengers Jul 04 '26

God forbid a white boi get a little motion

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u/Simonandoff Avengers Jul 04 '26

Bet she got his senses tingling 

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u/Stannisarcanine Avengers Jul 04 '26

All white party did the join hydra?

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u/eric_ofc Avengers Jul 04 '26

All…white party?

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u/criminalsunrise Avengers Jul 04 '26

I feel like one of them was at the wrong party.