r/marvelmemes • u/BillSte77 Avengers • 1d ago

Shitposts I recreated Killmongers scars with patio furniture Spoiler

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u/ArrogantlyGenius Avengers 1d ago

which part of your body is that?

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u/chamatkari_baalak Avengers 1d ago

Ass obviously but we need to see the whole picture

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u/ArrogantlyGenius Avengers 1d ago

so white

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u/Technipal Avengers 1d ago

Remember me a quiz back on early years of Newsground. It was close-up photos and you need to guess if it was butt, boobs or elbow!

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u/buddy_pal_guy Avengers 1d ago

I thought it was boobs, butt or shoulder

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u/Technipal Avengers 20h ago

Yah, you're right on that!

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u/Nemesis_Prime0205 Avengers 1d ago

That looks like knuckles

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u/ArrogantlyGenius Avengers 20h ago

if thats knuckle , then Op is obesse

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u/mamaSupe Avengers 19h ago

It says furniture so something you can sit on šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/ArrogantlyGenius Avengers 19h ago

so , Ass?

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u/Khourbien Avengers 21m ago

itā€™s actually the crook of an elbow

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u/sandshaman Avengers 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uxXNV3Xa7QqME

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio Avengers 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5oLuLUXEmZAOs

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 1d ago

Stupid sexy Flanders šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/linkthereddit Avengers 1d ago

Thank God I wasn't the only one who thought that was someone's ass for a moment.

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 1d ago

šŸ¤£

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u/Spider-Flash24 Korg 1d ago

I donā€™t mind my partners a bit scaly.

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u/Level-Razzmatazz-246 Avengers 1d ago

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Beast 1d ago

He's a raptist

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u/Spider-Flash24 Korg 1d ago

But I donā€™t even know how to rap

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 1d ago

Raptorist

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u/beahrsighs Avengers 1d ago

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u/Pkrudeboy Dr.Doom 1d ago

Chuck Tingle, is that you?

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u/kaaskugg Avengers 1d ago

Now that's assĀ 

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u/GentlemansBumTease Avengers 1d ago

Americaā€™s ass

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u/kaaskugg Avengers 1d ago

Assemble!

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u/SF_Anonymous Scarlet Witch 1d ago

Taking shitposting a little more seriously than Id like

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u/Skate_faced Avengers 1d ago

"Each scar represent a fart I cut. And I cut them real bad"

https://giphy.com/gifs/YukFdKv81XCvaUTCPo

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u/Shablahdoo Avengers 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13EUIwdK9g17cA
Op sending this post off to us all.

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u/BROLY_FUCKER Avengers 1d ago

it's that an ass crack

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u/ObjectiveKey5101 Avengers 1d ago

Hey, would you mind spoilering the image? I got blindsided while scrolling, and theres a non-zero chance kids or others could too since this is a popular subreddit. Sorry to be the prude of the comments section.

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 1d ago

Done šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/ObjectiveKey5101 Avengers 1d ago

Much appreciated. Cool coincidence though that it did match killmongers scars.

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u/thatshygirl06 Avengers 1d ago edited 1d ago

Be so forreal, there's literally nothing inappropriate about this, you can barely even tell what it is.

I swear, american prudism knows no bounds

It's a butt Crack. That type of humor is commonly found in kids movies and cartoons. Buttcracks are funny, not sexual

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u/EnergyTakerLad Bucky Barnes šŸ¦¾ 1d ago

Honestly I thought it was shoulder/armpit before I thought butt crack

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u/ObjectiveKey5101 Avengers 1d ago

Yes, cartoons and things do have buttcracks, but theyre of animated characters and not real people. Op humored my request good naturedly, and i don't find the post itself bad, just that it might be more helpful if people had the option to not see a buttcrack randomly on their feed. Its not about sexual stuff, at least not in my opinion, but not everyone wants to see it randomly throughout their day. Like, would you have the same reaction to someone who wore their pants baggy and you saw their crack at work? Its about the ability to filter what you want to see, not about the modesty ir immodesty.

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u/-Po-Tay-Toes- Avengers 1d ago

I hope you never need to hire a plumber

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u/NewPrints Avengers 1d ago

This is why I donā€™t sit in chairs backwards.

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u/Big_Train6694 Avengers 1d ago

I didnā€™t realize he had the marks on his cheeks. He sure did have a lot of more kills than we realized. šŸ¤£

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u/Johnny0474 Avengers 1d ago

i hope thats your torso and shoulder im looking at

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u/This_Is_Section_One Avengers 1d ago

Killingmonger

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u/OGDTrash Avengers 1d ago

I need to know what body part this is

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u/SDGundamX Avengers 23h ago

lol at people freaking out in the comments: r/confusingperspective

Pretty sure this guy is standing sideways, so youā€™re looking at his chest and shoulders, with the ā€œcrackā€ line being his armpit.

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u/graaahh Avengers 8h ago

And how exactly was he sitting in the patio furniture in order to press this design into the front of his shoulder area?Ā 

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u/FL3KH3R3 Avengers 1d ago

It's ass

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u/zurran117 Avengers 1d ago

Nice ass

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u/zurran117 Avengers 1d ago

Nice ass

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u/gp18__ Avengers 7h ago

What's patio furniture genuinely

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 7h ago

Outside seating

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u/gp18__ Avengers 7h ago

Thanks

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u/Fluid-Discipline5038 Avengers 1d ago

No one wants to see your ass crack dude

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u/_vxnce_ Avengers 1d ago

Butt crack

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u/cannonplays Iron Man (Mark VII) 1d ago

Is dat yo booty hole?!?

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u/FinalMeeting4788 Avengers 23h ago

I've got to ask, those scars look like they could actually belong on a comic book villain, how did you even come up with that idea?

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u/Consistent_Foot2679 Avengers 12h ago

Nice ass.

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u/LamesMcGee Avengers 1d ago

There's a short list of villains I would let brutally murder me, he's on it.

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u/AssociateDue6166 Avengers 1d ago

Is that your butt????

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 1d ago

Keep guessing

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u/thatshygirl06 Avengers 1d ago

Your balls look kinda weird, bro

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u/HoopaDunka The Punisher 23h ago

Should be NSFW as this is the tip of an ass crack

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u/Could-You-Tell Avengers 19h ago

Or a shoulder

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u/ghostcatzero Avengers 1d ago

Racism?

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u/johnnythejournalist Avengers 1d ago

No?

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u/BillSte77 Avengers 1d ago

NO

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u/MorbidMordred Avengers 1d ago

How on earth could this possibly be racism

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u/ghostcatzero Avengers 1d ago

Cultural hijacking

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u/MorbidMordred Avengers 1d ago

Cultural hijacking is taking a part of a culture and subverting itā€™s meaning into something entirely different, take the swastika for example, it was a very important symbol and the naziā€™s turned it into something that the majority of people associate with racism. All this guy did was notice that his furniture left a pattern on him that looked like killmongers scars.