r/memes • u/Sir-Toaster- • 8h ago

I love it when they do this!

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u/Asleep-Fact-7285 7h ago

I read somewhere that if you own Ferrets and these have babies, you'll be prompted (dragged by one of the parents by your finger) towards them and when that happens you should do touch them because if you don't they may reject them

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u/Etyczny 6h ago

God didn't like Bob, we shall get rid of Bob

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u/CasualSnivy 5h ago

"What do I do Lord?"

Destroy the child

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u/EmbarrassedHorse8694 57m ago

Corrupt them all

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u/Proper_Response4259 3h ago

From what I heard, it’s what ferrets do. The dominant ferret in the group must approve of any offspring.

I could be wrong, of course.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling This flair doesn't exist 4h ago

The gardian as spoken, sorry son you will be part of the soil now

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u/randomman10032 2h ago

So you're telling me... you should finger the newborn ferret?

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u/Preach_Sins 2h ago

Weirdo

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u/TgagHammerstrike 1m ago

That isn't the verbage I would recommend in this scenario.