r/memes • • 2h ago

As a dude, can confirm.

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u/1DownFourUp 1h ago

How many times have I been there with "let's add a few more branches" which quickly escalates to "whoa, let's ride this out and hope the neighbors don't call the fire department"

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u/Plus-King5266 1h ago

If you can’t see it from space, it’s not a bonfire.

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u/barewear2267 1h ago

And not a garden hose in sight. Just in case and usually those "cases" happen

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u/Jacopski 1h ago

It's in a fire pit she'll be right

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u/LilMissBads 1h ago

My neighbors still ask why my lawn has a scorch mark shaped like a pine tree

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u/mayuan11 1h ago

We used to do that every year. The Christmas tree would come down and we would hang it upside down in the backyard. Mid spring it would be put it the fire pit and lit. Flames would shoot 40' in the air.

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u/2ByteTheDecker 42m ago

My home town, there was a winter festival during the February break. The local boy scout troops had designated drop off spots and you'd just take your tree to the spot and they'd haul them out on the frozen river and light a town of 30ks worth of trees on fire.

It was fucking awesome

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u/VirtualPlaza97 51m ago

Just burned a shit ton of fallen pine needles today. Goddamn it’s almost like therapy.

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u/nostress_bless 31m ago

i can hear this burning

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u/Zarkanthrex 9m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7LyXpHW6w4TCZAjPph

Average male on Saturday. What are you? Five? Just add gaming to it.

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u/Mj8559 1h ago

FUCK BAMA