r/mildlyinfuriating • • Aug 17 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Sports bra rant

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This is for everyone that wears a sports bra. This pisses me tf offffff!!! Everytime I wash my sports bra I have to cram at least one of these motherfuckers back in, or worse: the padding stayed inside but is all bunched up, and of course I only notice this right before I need to wear it, so now I’m wasting time trying to pull on it from the right angle until it’s straight and smooth.

And what makes me the angriest: I simply DO NOT understand. Why on earth do the pads need to be removable instead of just being sewn in??? Do the people that develop these things not wear sports bras and therefore not know how fucking pointless it is to be able to remove it???

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u/Christmas_Queef Aug 17 '26

Bow strings have a nasty habit of smacking boobs when the person pulling it releases it to launch the arrow. Becomes even more of an issue the more well endowed your chest is.

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u/danielv123 Aug 17 '26

Im a man and even I have done this a few times too many

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u/Conrad500 Aug 17 '26

How well endowed is your chest bro?

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u/TKtommmy Aug 17 '26

He just wanted a chance to brag about his mammoth milkers

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u/Christmas_Queef Aug 17 '26

Yep even men wear those shoulder leather chest things(dunno the name) that go down to just below the pectoral muscle.

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u/YarnHoardingDragon Aug 18 '26

Wait wait wait so you’re telling me that it’s basically a chest jockstrap? That’s one for the “things I never knew existed” list

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u/Christmas_Queef Aug 18 '26

Yep they have them for men too. If you've ever seen an archer with leather on their shoulder and their pec, that's what that's for.

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u/Foggy_Night221C Aug 18 '26

Okay so pretty much what it sounded like. Ty.