My stepdad keeps putting these things all over the house

[u/L0n3_C3nturi0n]

He refuses to believe that they're a scam despite showing multiple videos of people testing them and ripping them open and showing that it's legit just an led light. It started with just 1 before I went on a small trip. I come back and there's 3 more around the house

[u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

Just buy him a Rockwell Turbo encabulator.

[u/Working-Glass6136 → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

[u/ManInTheDarkSuit → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

I'm building one... One day.

[u/QuickNature → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

God I love that video, they came out with a new one in case you didnt know

[u/Siffov → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

>Rockwell Turbo encabulator.

The original, or the retro encabulator version?

[u/Callidonaut → u/Siffov]

Either is good, as long as it has the reciprocating dingle arm fitted. Nobody wants an encabulator without a dingle arm, that'd just be silly.

[u/brando56894 → u/Callidonaut]

You need to watch out for Sinusoidal Deplanation though.

[u/n1c0_ds → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

Rockwell got acquired by private equity a few years ago. Their turbo encabulators are still decent but you can get the same quality from China for half the price now. Some of the Chinese ones even come with denatured phosphate second stage jets nowadays.

[u/brando56894 → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

I was looking for this, and was about to post a link to it..

I have to go calibrate my dingle arm.

[u/pupperdogger → u/BowsersMuskyBallsack]

The new model has pre and post fremulated emulate in the marvel veins now. Incredible bit of tech.