r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Original_Ad_3481 • 8d ago

I'm slightly vexed Friday Lunch 🍕

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Went to put red pepper flakes on my pizza… 😅

Edit: Plastic shaker, no glass luckily

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u/raider_00_ 8d ago

Do u have a food kink?

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u/ldwtlotpa 8d ago

No but now the pizza does

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten 8d ago

Pizzas already have a human kink. They want to get eaten sooo bad

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 8d ago

Hey, we don’t kink shame.

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u/Diligent_Ad_7582 8d ago edited 8d ago

No, its the first thing that came to mind.

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u/MartinisnMurder 8d ago

As long as it is consensual, who are we to judge?

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u/atmoose 8d ago

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of cured smoked meats.

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u/FrostScraper 7d ago

Probably just a spanko