r/mildyinteresting • • Jan 09 '26

critter corner 🐰 Lady turns Spider lose on Fly

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u/Longjumping-Quail122 Jan 09 '26

Does this woman just have a pet attack spider that rides on her pants?

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u/ThotacodorsalNerve Jan 09 '26

You don’t?

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u/ThePocketTaco2 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe attack spider?

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u/baron_von_helmut Jan 09 '26

I want one. How can I get one?

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u/possiblyholly Jan 09 '26

I can’t focus on the rest of the video. All I can think about is how the spider I think came from her pants?????????

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u/Longjumping-Quail122 Jan 09 '26

I was like it’s so fluffy!

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u/Individual_Agency703 Jan 09 '26

I thought the spider would go into her button fly jeans. I was disappointed.

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u/imunfair Jan 09 '26

There's a whole subreddit of people that have pet jumping spiders and stuff, maybe she's one of those people.

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u/spacestonkz Jan 09 '26

Bro that's what the tiny pocket on jeans is for!!

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u/pajamil Jan 09 '26

Some have crabs

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u/rampitup84 Jan 09 '26

rides on on her fly

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u/ihvnnm Jan 09 '26

One pocket for sand, one for spider, got most situations covered right there.

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u/lil-shrooms Jan 09 '26

Are you blind? You literally just saw that she does

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u/MobileComfortable663 Jan 09 '26

Spider for win!!

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u/bewak86 Jan 10 '26

Excuse me miss , there is my lunch on your lunch !

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u/TicketyB000 Jan 09 '26

Kiss the camera person!

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u/Big_Wallaby4281 Jan 09 '26

Fuck the camera man. LITERALLY

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u/PsychicNinja_ Jan 09 '26

I hate spiders, absolutely terrified of them, but jumping spiders are so adorable

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Have you ever seen Lucas the spider?

Edit: for the uninitiated https://youtube.com/shorts/2t-rl-nL65M?feature=shared

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u/Jlx_27 Jan 09 '26

Lucas, yay!

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u/PsychicNinja_ Jan 09 '26

Nope, I’ll check it out (:

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Get ready for the Awws

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u/Ninjalord8 Jan 09 '26

Spider propaganda at its finest.

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u/UniCBeetle718 Jan 09 '26

A centipede wrote this.

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u/Just_Dab Jan 09 '26

Honestly I prefer regular jumping spiders. Lucas is just so exaggerated that it loops back into being creepy.

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u/DitchDigger330 Jan 09 '26

I'm fine with web spiders. It's the ground spiders that get a big as your hand and are fast that I'm not a fan of.

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u/PsychicNinja_ Jan 09 '26

All of them scare the hell out of me, all sizes and all kinds. It’s just jumping spiders. I came face to face with one when I was working in a floral department, and it scared me at first, but then it was looking directly at me with its big eyes and I’ve loved them ever since.

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u/Interface- Jan 09 '26

I adore the way they tilt their heads to look up at people. You can see the intelligence and curiosity in their eyes.

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u/PsychicNinja_ Jan 09 '26

That’s exactly it. That little spider I saw looked right at me and it was just different. I’ve never forgotten that tiny thing and those big eyes.

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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle Jan 09 '26

You can see the intelligence and curiosity in their eyes.

Fun fact - Jumping spiders specifically are responsible for scientists re-thinking how much cognitive ability is possible with tiny brains, because they are capable of way more advanced thinking than previously thought possible. Tracking out-of-sight targets for hours, adapting to situations etc.

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u/CampAstoria Jan 09 '26

The ones that kick open (their tiny) doors and suck the prey inside. Nightmare fuel.

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u/NatCsGotMyLastAcct Jan 09 '26

I'm the opposite... Around here wandering spiders have weak venom

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u/kinkylodes Jan 09 '26

Spiders are good! Please don’t hate them.

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u/PsychicNinja_ Jan 09 '26

I know they’re good, but I’m still scared of them and probably always will be.

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u/kinkylodes Jan 09 '26

I understand, spiders look very scary indeed.

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u/Gork___ Jan 09 '26

8 legs is much too many.

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u/InEenEmmer Jan 09 '26

Fun fact about jumping spiders incoming.

They got 8 eyes, 6 which are more like close surround sensors. They react mostly to movement and light changes, but it allows a wide perspective.

Then they also have 2 bigger eyes facing forward. They create a more focused vision. They can see sharp for a few meters (which is amazing considering the size of their eyes), but only in a very small spot.

Jumping spiders are amazing creatures

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u/MoonshineEclipse Jan 09 '26

Have you seen peacock spiders dancing?

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u/notacreepernomo13 Jan 09 '26

I love their curious nature, spiders in general are quite intriguing

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u/CaribouHoe Jan 09 '26

If you're into SciFi read Children of Time!

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u/robot_peasant Jan 09 '26

I just finished rereading this! Such a good book

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u/No_Imagination_2490 Jan 09 '26

Portia is one of my favourite sci-fi characters of all time and she's a terrifying giant mutant spider

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Jan 09 '26

There are a TON of things I'm fine with as long as aren't big enough to hunt me and spiders are near the top

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u/Additional-Local8721 Jan 09 '26

We have Brown Recluse in Texas. Maybe the size of a dime but it's venom can eat a softball size hole into you. I will save any other spider but those.

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u/Green-Berry-436 Jan 09 '26

Ummmm we have them in KS too and with their legs I've seen some in my own basement the size of a silver dollar. 🫣

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u/sparhawk817 Jan 09 '26

Brown recluse bites are significantly more rare than they are reported and treated for, but since most people come in saying they think it was a Brown recluse without a picture of it first or the spider in a ziplock bag or whatever, they just have to assume the victim is right, from what I understand.Study on 3 families living with Brown recluse infestations and the lack of bites

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u/Throwaway_Consoles Jan 09 '26

I’ve lived with brown recluse in the house for… 19 years now? In that time I’ve been bitten twice. The first bite was bad, my leg looked scary, the second bite left a scar roughly the size of a cigar burn on my arm so that was kinda cool I guess.

Either way, they’re super chill and I don’t have to worry about bugs in my house

We have an unspoken agreement (well, I told them the agreement when I moved in but I don’t think they understood) ā€œStick to your corners and I’ll stay out of themā€. There’s even one in my shower! I named him Frank because I’m not creative with names but Frank is a G. I pretend to give him an air fist bump sometimes when I’m in a good mood

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u/Mean_Journalist_9523 Jan 09 '26

"GOTCHA BISH"

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u/clutzycook Jan 09 '26

You could almost hear the spider say that, too.

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u/Routine-Budget8281 Jan 09 '26

Meanwhile, my jumper when I put a cricket right in front of her.

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u/Watbrupls Jan 09 '26

Jumping spiders are smart asf

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u/Techman659 Jan 10 '26

Fast asf too, flies are fast but that spider was so fast even the fly thought time and space just got messed up.

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u/ProfDFH Jan 09 '26

Too many people in these comments don’t know that overalls have buttons on the side.

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u/Splobs Jan 09 '26

Ty, I was scrolling the comments trying to find an explanation for the ā€œarse on the frontā€ type body shape i was looking at.

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u/just_a_person_maybe Jan 09 '26

Some pants do too. I have two pairs of pants that have buttons on the side like this.

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u/Mild-Ghost Jan 10 '26

Or the difference between lose and loose.

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u/beardedrockerboy Jan 09 '26

Well that was fucking FAST!!! This is awesome, I love nature!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

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u/tabaK23 Jan 09 '26

You should read ā€œchildren of timeā€ it’s an incredible science fiction book if you find the idea of large jumping spiders and ants interesting.

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u/CaribouHoe Jan 09 '26

Came here to suggest the same thing lol

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u/kaas_is_leven Jan 09 '26

If it helps, that's not how physics works. The spider is fast because of the low mass / small size. They move using (essentially) hydraulics, which can be near instant when moving a tiny bit of fluid, but to move more mass you need more fluid in the pipes which takes longer to move around so the spider is slower. Eventually this entire system wouldn't work anymore, which is why larger animals have muscles. Also inertia, regardless of how fast the system can work, changing acceleration takes more energy as mass increases. The cat would have to overcome that extra cost too.

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u/Cromagmadon Jan 09 '26

That square-cube law keeping everything proportionate to available nutrition. What we need is some Carboniferous-period oxygen levels again to get huuuuge insects (after a few thousand years).

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 Jan 09 '26

Second video I've seen lately of spiders being used as attack dogs, and I'm all here for it.

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u/real_human_not_a_dog Jan 09 '26

hell yeah fuck flies

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u/ADIDAS247 Jan 09 '26

Damn. I wish I had crotch spiders I could release on my enemies.

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u/kpop_glory Jan 09 '26

I love spider lurking moves. It's like 100fps smooth

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u/pixeltweaker Jan 09 '26

I thought the spider was on her fly and then realized there was an actual fly.

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u/anticipateorcas Jan 09 '26

What an adorable little murder machine!

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u/DangerMacAwesome Jan 09 '26

Jumping spiders are the best spiders

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u/RedDemio- Jan 09 '26

It’s incredible to watch those little guys. They seem so much more intelligent than other spider, they have a proper little personality of their own. Amazing creatures

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u/MochiFluffs Jan 09 '26

Is it me, or did the wolf spider do happy mouth clicks like cats do when they see a bird, prior it to it pouncing? Kinda cute!šŸ™ƒ

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u/Yeetsformer Jan 09 '26

It’s a jumping spider

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u/MochiFluffs Jan 09 '26

Thanks! They both look similar to me.

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u/Yeetsformer Jan 09 '26

That’s fair

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u/TophThaToker Jan 09 '26

Wolf spiders are fucking huge compared to the average jumping spider. Idk what the hell that person is smoking but I want some of it.

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u/dixiech1ck Jan 09 '26

Damn. Didn't even take it to dinner first. 🤣

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u/glokash Jan 09 '26

It was already at the establishment eating lol

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u/Commercial-Housing23 Jan 09 '26

That was awesome

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u/neubstick Jan 09 '26

From fly to fly!

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u/ThinkingOz Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

I love how s/he excitedly primes the chomping gear while out of sight of his quarry.

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u/callmebigley Jan 09 '26

welcome to the picnic spiderbro

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u/Push-not-pull Jan 09 '26

It went from doing a cute pull-up, to frightening slowly turning with cold precision.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

It's even funnier cuz her pants don't have a fly.

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u/FeistyRelationship44 Jan 09 '26

Felt like a horror movie for a sec… I actually yelled ā€œrun, fly!ā€ before the spider got it šŸ˜…

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u/Zealousideal_Gur4708 Jan 09 '26

i was giggling anticipating that way more than i should have

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u/Empty_Atmosphere_392 Jan 10 '26

I love spiders, I think it started when I learned that spiders eat mosquitoes, which are the creatures that I hate the most. So win win for me

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u/DrawerVisible6979 Jan 13 '26

Fly: "Today's a grape da-"

Spider: "I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY."

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u/Bowling4rhinos Jan 09 '26

Wolf attack! Nice.

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u/runs_with_airplanes Jan 09 '26

Went fly fishing

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u/HeavenlyMusings Jan 09 '26

I LOVE spiders, I think they're fascinating

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u/MMachine17 Jan 09 '26

Symbiotic Relationship!

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u/sonicjesus Jan 09 '26

I obviously thought the fly on her jeans, and was just about to...

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u/richard97386 Jan 09 '26

Heck yeah get that fly

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u/Effective_Drive_2947 Jan 09 '26

The enemyof my enemy is my friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

I love jumping spiders

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u/bluearavis Jan 09 '26

I had one. They're amazing creatures to watch. Even when you see it pounce like in the video, it still seems like you lost time.

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u/sephrisloth Jan 09 '26

That a great ASSist

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u/moveoutmicdrop Jan 09 '26

So when she wears a bikini, does she have a tarantula?

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u/Full-Contest1281 Jan 09 '26

The lose vs loose war continues!

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u/Few_Translator4431 Jan 09 '26

great symbiotic relationship. youre hungry and want the fly gone. lil bro is hungry and will happily remove it. win win.

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u/Infinite_Pudding5058 Jan 09 '26

AWWWW she’s so cute! Little jumper.

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u/Mean-Display77 Jan 09 '26

That was an amazing hunt to watch. I really enjoyed that. He was creeping moving his little face feet to sonar in on him. Just awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

I was watching this going "don't jump yet.......slowly.......YEEEESSS"

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u/OscarDivine Jan 09 '26

That was Overall a success

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry Jan 09 '26

Many years ago I decided to set a fly free instead of splatting it.

It immediately flew out the window straight into a spider web and that was the end of that.

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u/Trumpcangosuckone Jan 09 '26

I used to have jumping spiders as pets, and I fed them with flies and other insects I caught around the house. I'd purposefully swat the flies with just enough force to incapacitate them, but not smoosh them completely. Into the death jars they went.

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u/LungHeadZ Jan 09 '26

Everytime i watch this with the same enthusiasm.

The way it’s little fangs?..rattle in the air, then a simple grab to the lip of the plate,like it’s nothing. The slow inclined turn to the left. Just before that ā€˜blink or you’ll miss it’ pounce. Pure cinema

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u/BillDuki Jan 09 '26

I can’t be the only one who was thinking ā€œbutton flyā€??

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u/DJ_pider Jan 09 '26

The way it was like when it saw the fly

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u/No_Edge2569 Jan 09 '26

I like when the spider flaps it little flim flams as if it's calculating before climbing onto the plate.

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u/Cranberry-Time Jan 09 '26

I love it when a plan comes together.

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u/Antique_Courage_3906 Jan 09 '26

Let’s just be happy that god didn’t make them horse sized

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u/TheMuteHeretic_ Jan 09 '26

Apex predator right there. Exceptionally capable little killing machine.

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u/LordOffal Jan 09 '26

My mother raised me to really quite love spiders she always said they were doing good work. I managed to pass that view on to my wife too who was initially very scared of spiders but now appreciates the insect killing job they do.

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u/sealysea Jan 10 '26

idk why but the movement and the colors on it makes it look like a smol little cat

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u/SammySweets Jan 10 '26

Here I am in a Friday night spending time cheering on a spider catching a fly. Adulthood is not what I thought it would be.

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u/TheGreatPervSage_94 Jan 10 '26

Jumping spiders are so cute

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u/BriefDismal Jan 10 '26

Wow, were the frames cut? Because i have seen this on repeat where the spider seems to teleport in the last mili second to get the fly. There's a reason this predator hasn't changed for millions of years because it is efficient.

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u/grw18 Jan 10 '26

Me when doing stealth takedowns in spiderman miles morales

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u/The_last_trick Jan 10 '26

And that's why we should love our eight legged friends!

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u/Skavie Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Imagine a group of basically eldritch horrors cheering you on as you go food shopping lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Lady deploys pet spider from fly to flyĀ 

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u/Capitan_Shakespeare Jan 11 '26

"Sic'em, girl!"

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u/Rogue_Aviator Jan 11 '26

Spider girl found! That spider had a good lunch šŸ˜‚

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u/KRULLIGKNART Jan 12 '26

Things like this amazes me so much. Some animals and insects are so insanely fast I can't even comprehend. Or we humans are horribly slow lol.

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u/Ok_Committee_8473 Jan 12 '26

Jumping spiders are the coolest little guys

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u/Lobster-Lotion Jan 13 '26

As soon as he saw that fly little bro understood the assignment

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u/Frogy_mcfrogyface Jan 13 '26

I like that in its little head there's a tiny brain that knows how to stalk its prey like a cat would, and also how its surrounded by humans that could kill it with ease, but for some reason feels completely safe.

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u/Difficult-Gur766 Jan 17 '26

Amazing to catch that on video! That is one of those ā€œcuteā€ spiders too

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u/HeavenlyMusings Jan 09 '26

šŸ¤Œā¤ļø

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u/UnRealmCorp Jan 09 '26

I just got a little Bold Jumping spider as a pet. He's currently munching on a baby meal worm after snoozing in his silk sack.

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u/QuestForEveryCatSub Jan 09 '26

Imagine a fucking giant helping you get your lunch

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u/Jlx_27 Jan 09 '26

This is massively interesting.

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u/Mindful_Rager Jan 09 '26

This is why I want to get a lizard or a bird to eat the mosquitos and annoying bugs.

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u/LMFAOin321 Jan 09 '26

Lickety split

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u/New_Tie6233 Jan 09 '26

Spiders freak me out, but I don’t know why jumping spiders don’t too much. Good boy. Get that pest!

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u/Bewhoyawannabe Jan 09 '26

Waiter waiter there is a fly on my fruit! Don’t worry Sir/Ma’am the spider on my crotch will catch it!!! LOL

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u/myusrnameisthis Jan 09 '26

Good thing her fly wasn't open.

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u/Nice_Soup Jan 09 '26

we need spiders to eat them mosquitoes also not in any way in human vision I wish so we dont kill it or anything

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u/error_user-not-found Jan 09 '26

Spider giving out hugs n kisses

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u/Suspicious_Step667 Jan 09 '26

That was crazy!!!! Hunted him down….!!

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u/anonymouslyyoursxxx Jan 09 '26

It was like watching a cat

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u/_k3rn3lp4n1c_ Jan 09 '26

The spider was like

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u/GreenWoodDragon Jan 09 '26

The spider didn't lose, it was a winner.

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u/Hombremaniac Jan 09 '26

Everybody was rooting for that lill spider boi!

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u/Fickle_Inevitable Jan 09 '26

D'awww...

The spider gave the fly a really big back hug!

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u/jwrice Jan 09 '26

How does that spider know Instant Transmission!?

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u/Feffies_Cottage Jan 09 '26

It's crazy how jumping spiders move like tiny jungle cats.

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u/Kind-Block-9027 Jan 09 '26

First of all, r/humansbeingbros

Second, that spider is so fast, that it moved faster than the frame rate. It basically became vibrational and teleported šŸ˜‚

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u/Capital_Check9527 Jan 09 '26

For a minute, I imagined what if humans developed a different tech tree.Ā 

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u/ShockDragon Jan 09 '26

Bro had instant transmission, holy shit.

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u/jesterhead101 Jan 09 '26

This isn’t mildly interesting. This is awesome.

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u/Sheepish_conundrum Jan 09 '26

That slow turn

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u/stormwolfer1 Jan 09 '26

"Just doing my job ma'am"

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u/Levardgus Jan 09 '26

The spider.

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u/billysugger000 Jan 09 '26

From fly to fly.

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u/heretobesarcastic Jan 09 '26

I think this spider is very common because I’ve been seeing a lot of of them on Reddit or somewhere else

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u/Opposite_Of_Sleep Jan 09 '26

Loved the little pull up lol

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u/Zukkda Jan 09 '26

went in for the booty and came out with the loot

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u/gancoskhan Jan 09 '26

Spider deserve more hype men