r/mildyinteresting • • May 01 '26

humankind hiccups 😅 Well this aged like milk.

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Stumbled upon this while clearing out the attic.

She visited my primary school in Edinburgh shortly after releasing TPS. The girl in front of me (my friend and train-to-school comrade) was Southeast Asian and has an incredibly elaborate sounding name. When Joanne screwed up her face when my friend gave her her name for the signature, I laughed. This is how she decided to sign my copy.

I was laughing at you, JK.

EDIT: It’s on EBay.

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u/elderlybrain May 02 '26

Burger Newyork, the american wizard 

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u/missrayy May 02 '26

Gunner Fatburger

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u/towblerone May 02 '26

this is taking me out

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u/elderlybrain May 02 '26

With his fine compadres Italiano Capisce, Mitzvah Dredelschmidt and Pimpley Shacklesgone, cousin to Kingsley 

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u/roasttoastboast May 02 '26

Puck Poutine, the Canuck Conjurer

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u/Keytaro83 May 02 '26

OK, I know you guys are joking, but these names are low-key fire

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u/roasttoastboast May 02 '26

There's nothin funny about Nestor Nopales-Ruestro, Mexican Mage.

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u/Keytaro83 May 02 '26

OK. Now do middle eastern!

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u/elderlybrain May 02 '26

Obin Sezmi

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u/whoadudechillfr May 02 '26

https://youtu.be/sUd4L1oSXoE?si=oQU1IGwSVhGGdtz2 if you weren’t referencing this, you’re gonna die when you get to the last 5 seconds

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u/Advance1993 May 02 '26

O’carrrrrbomb

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u/charmredux May 02 '26

I snorted out my coffee.

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u/Lane_Dragon May 02 '26

Gun Ratatatat for an American kid

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u/colomb1 May 02 '26

It is a common trope in kid's literature to give names like that.

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u/scourgemonkey May 02 '26

That doesn't mean it's good. Or appropriate.