r/mildyinteresting • • May 05 '26

humankind hiccups 😅 This is plain cruel...

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u/Ambitious_Egg9713 May 05 '26

Look if you’re going to do that to my mom, please just don’t tell me about it.

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u/turmi110 May 06 '26

But also give me a cut of the $6000

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u/No_big_whoop May 06 '26

I'd prefer to eliminate the middle man and just sell mom directly. Also my mom was fat. She should be worth more.

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u/Beardo88 May 06 '26

Yo momma so fat... you retired by selling her to the military by the pound.

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u/Big_477 May 07 '26

Good to know I'm not the only one.

/s