Yeah, but we don’t want any old science, we want to tick the box that guarantees being blown up. Or, to be used solely for testing rocket powered submarine ejector seats, and nothing else.
Right? Put my body in something like an experimental helicopter ejection seat or a hypercar high speed test rig, just to see exactly what sort of damage it'd do.
Sign up to be used as a test case for a drop test, where the results are “we can categorically say that yes, being pushed out of a plane and free falling from 36,000 feet, into shark-infested waters, does not leave the human body in the best of shape, or quite frankly in any shape whatsoever.”
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u/Broonmoose May 06 '26
Yeah, but we don’t want any old science, we want to tick the box that guarantees being blown up. Or, to be used solely for testing rocket powered submarine ejector seats, and nothing else.