r/mildyinteresting • u/3st4spn • Jun 19 '26

humankind hiccups šŸ˜… Tastebud came right off

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u/Both_Algae_3324 Jun 19 '26

I insist that you taste your taste bud

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 Jun 19 '26

Which flavor do you think will register?

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Jun 19 '26

Nothing since we taste our buds all the time

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u/AdOk5225 Jun 19 '26

Do you think if someone else tastes it it would taste different? Since they're only used to their own taste buds

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u/iJon_v2 Jun 20 '26

How does one taste their own tastebud?

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u/AdOk5225 Jun 20 '26

With their tastebuds of course

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u/manbruhpig Jun 21 '26

Dude, my hands are huge! šŸ‘ And they can touch anything but themselvesā€¦ oh, wait. šŸ™

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u/Longwordshananigans Jun 20 '26

does it technically count as a French kiss?

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u/spookysaph Jun 20 '26

thats what I was thinking lol

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u/Powermetalbunny Jun 19 '26

You've seen "AirBud,"

Now get ready for....

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u/XevianLight Jun 19 '26

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

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u/implicate Jun 19 '26

Hey, bud.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam Jun 19 '26

What if we tasted our buddies bud tho

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u/ybotics Jun 20 '26

Take my upvote BUT technically they donā€™t actually touch each other when theyā€™re embedded in your tounge and isnā€™t it the touching that creates the taste thoughts to your brain? Taste buds might be able to taste other taste buds or other types?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OK27wINdQS5YQ

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u/ILoveFurries234 Jun 20 '26

Straight up tasting it, and by ā€œitā€ letā€™s just say, haha, my bud

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u/Both_Algae_3324 Jun 19 '26

Everything heā€™s ever eaten all at once

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u/chisayne Jun 19 '26

Great movie

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u/Both_Algae_3324 Jun 19 '26

Maybe taste bud extraction from all the children Willy Wonka kidnapped was the secret ingredient to his everything gum

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u/Stealthytulip Jun 19 '26

That's like asking someone what their upper lip smells like.

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u/GammaGoose85 Jun 19 '26

The taste of a fallen brother

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u/Due-Box1690 Jun 20 '26

It's so small that you wouldn't be able to register anything but the instrument with which you picked it up

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u/Ok_Try_2086 Jun 19 '26

Huh, who would have guessed? Tastes like chicken

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u/cynuhstir1 Jun 19 '26

Im glad I'm not the only one who had this thought. I was immediately like "well you have to eat it"

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u/MobAssassin3 Jun 19 '26

I chewed off a piece of my tounge to taste it. I was around 10 and bored at like 3am. I bit down then just slowly chewed off like a dime size piece of my tounge. I went to bed a but later and woke up to my pillow soaked in blood

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u/slvtcvlt666 Jun 19 '26

You know, you donā€™t have to lie to kick it.

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u/MobAssassin3 Jun 19 '26

How are you going to tell me im lying about something I did?

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u/apathetic_avocado2 Jun 19 '26

Because it sounds like straight bullshit?

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u/MobAssassin3 Jun 19 '26

Fair enough. Don't need your validation. I know what I did. It hurt a bit and that section I chewed off grew back without an issue

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u/GMAN7007 Jun 19 '26

Because it's more likely you didn't do it and are trying to get attention online. Post s pic of your tongue a dime sized would should have some lasting damage.

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u/slvtcvlt666 Jun 19 '26

Oh no, didnā€™t you hear? It grew back, fam.

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u/MobAssassin3 Jun 20 '26

Looking at my tounge in the mirror I see no scarring or like indent that would show there was an injury in the area. With a few Google searches I found small injuries to the outside of the tounge heal without much issue. The base of the tounge or closer to the center causes permanent damage.

So I have no way of proving it. Call me a liar that's fine

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u/smokinsomnia Jun 19 '26

Because if it's not a lie you might be low key a sociopath or something but idk as long as you're okay that's what matters

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u/Both_Algae_3324 Jun 19 '26

Okay I need to know though like did you bite off a chunk or did you chew at it in a way someone might chew their lip

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u/MobAssassin3 Jun 19 '26

I bit my tounge. Kinda like punching holes in paper close together till a small piece came off.

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u/susjeezus Jun 19 '26

Sociopath

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u/MobAssassin3 Jun 19 '26

Masochist*

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u/susjeezus Jun 19 '26

Psychopath

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u/Mortambulist Jun 19 '26

Autosarcophage

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u/PossibleCash6092 Jun 19 '26

You know, itā€™s my fault for having eyes

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u/Both_Algae_3324 Jun 19 '26

Possible cash ? Yes please

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u/Rashleigh Jun 19 '26

As if he didnā€™t squeeze it between his teeth and tongue immediately after taking the pic

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u/joeChump Jun 20 '26

Donā€™t call me bud, pal.

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u/Both_Algae_3324 Jun 20 '26

Bud? I hardly know her ā€˜