r/mildyinteresting • u/LeChampion42069 • Jul 21 '26

playtime 🧸🪁 My buddy's Donkey Kong tan line.

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jul 21 '26

lol twins

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u/Unusual-Taste69 Jul 21 '26

Are you Andrew Tate?

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jul 21 '26

i know who he is but don’t get the reference help 😭

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u/flecko_ Jul 21 '26

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 Jul 22 '26

He’s supposed to be super masculine alpha male but he somehow has the gayest outfits

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u/Cosmo_Creations Jul 22 '26

Nothin more super masculine than gay sex with your homies

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 22 '26

Um, there is nothing manlier than wearing your finest clam diggers and fuchsia top unbuttoned halfway down

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u/ZookeepergameOne3271 Jul 24 '26

crush crush pfp...

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u/hyrule_47 Jul 22 '26

It’s like what he thinks a pimp should dress like
https://giphy.com/gifs/qGFKMntShELTy

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u/dankhimself Jul 21 '26

He's obviously Huell

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u/du_rel_gug_menl Jul 21 '26

Don’t ever allow him to put those dogs out again.

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u/LeChampion42069 Jul 21 '26

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u/Ihadtolookitupfirst Jul 21 '26

I think he oughta put the gams away until they even out 😂

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u/WokeWook69420 Jul 22 '26

For free, TWICE?

Great Tarantino's ghost, it must be Christmas.

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u/LilVigilante Jul 22 '26

This picture is so funny

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u/Prudent_Question4039 Jul 25 '26

you know he had to do it to em

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Jul 21 '26

It’s giving Marlon

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u/taylo355 Jul 21 '26

Wait .. so the line above his pants isn't his pants!?

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u/SocksInTheTub Jul 21 '26

Holy shit I thought mine was bad 😂

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u/LeChampion42069 Jul 21 '26

Here's both feets. Looks like he's been dipped to the ankles in Elmer's glue.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FEET_DUDES Jul 21 '26

Thanks to you, your friend prob has enough hi res feet pics online to start a tanline specialty feet finder account. Side hustle.

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u/PsychologicalAir8643 Jul 21 '26

has he never been barefoot a day in his life

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u/heftybagman Jul 21 '26

He needs some crocs so he can get the hole tans

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u/YouToot Jul 21 '26

I have croc hole tans lol.

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u/msguider Jul 21 '26

Croc hole

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u/ColoradoSouthpaw Jul 21 '26

You think he could post some pictures of him stepping on a cake or some pudding? Asking for a friend of course.

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u/LeChampion42069 Jul 21 '26

This is the best I can do.

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u/DoubleDareFan Jul 21 '26

Or some creamy quarry mud or clay. Same effect. No food wasted.

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u/ItsKingDx3 Jul 23 '26

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see

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u/Fritschie26 Jul 21 '26

As a golfer I feel this photo is attacking me

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u/irfulvas Jul 21 '26

He'll get burned and it'll be really painful. Hope he put on SPF.

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u/dead_wax_museum Jul 21 '26

You just sent me at work. Snorted and everything

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u/SkeletonGrin666 Jul 21 '26

Mail carrier? Because, same here

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u/clout_spout Jul 21 '26

This is me too! Stop laughing and help!

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u/iceunelle Jul 22 '26

Damn, he needs to wear more sunscreen lol.

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u/undreuh Jul 21 '26

I can't believe you're out here posting your friends feet for free

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u/hahagato Jul 22 '26

I have lines from wearing Tevas daily for 6 years. I try to invert them sometimes but it’s never enough. Lol

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u/Dahlia_R0se Jul 22 '26

I also have terrible Teva tan lines

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u/poedraco Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kmRHBFy3kj0ix0NiuQ

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid Jul 21 '26

Oh, fuck. I didn't even realise that it's a joke about DK not having hair on his hands and feet.

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u/Catniss-EverGreen Jul 21 '26

Just tell him to take off the white socks!

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u/Piece-Far Jul 22 '26

Great ad timing ☠️

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u/Rosetti Jul 21 '26

Ugh, I got into cycling over the last couple years and I keep getting tanlines on my hands/ankles/biceps. It looks so silly lol.

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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jul 21 '26

i played tennis competitively so long hours in the sun during training - my feet looked exactly like this (ankle socks) and then just brown legs until u reach mid thigh where my tennis skirt ends and it’s white again 🤣🤣🤣 like a damn checkerboard

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

Dang he be ghost white

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u/IIRCIreadthat Jul 21 '26

I wear my Tevas pretty much all summer. I have sandal-hole tanned feet right now.

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u/Tikitikitaka5863 Jul 21 '26

You’re almost done downloading your suite! 😂

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u/montrerai Jul 21 '26

Fake tan until they even out lol

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u/MDaddy360 Jul 21 '26

I went to look up "Donkey Kong Tan line" and it leads me here LMAO

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u/sealapiz Jul 21 '26

Im a runner, I have those tan lines too 😔

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u/Purplesilk911 Jul 21 '26

I took -1hp of damage scrolling past this photo

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u/bearrington Jul 21 '26

Ah yes, I was also in drum corps

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u/VegetableTry Jul 21 '26

Dude wearing socks with flip flops.

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u/rxjen Jul 21 '26

Perma-socks!

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u/s317sv17vnv Jul 21 '26

Reminds me of my uncle who lives in Hawai'i. Regularly goes out to play tennis and allegedly wears the same type of outfit every time. I always thought his tan complexion was natural until I was visiting him ~10 years ago and saw him walking around his house in sandals much like this. I thought he still had his socks on.

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u/Dry-Classic6110 Jul 22 '26

I know a golfer when I see it

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u/Jhud6669 Jul 22 '26

Guys, SPF is seriously not optional

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u/LilPrincessPiggies Jul 22 '26

Danny Kang Tan

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u/sith-710 Jul 22 '26

Haha outdoor laborer here, mine look the same. Been slowly working on evening it out. Make sure to use some sunscreen they can burn super easy and damn it hurts

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u/Kelef50 Jul 21 '26

I see what you mean. BTW.... Those sandals are too large for your buddy's feet. He could easily trip wearing them.

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u/this1chick Jul 21 '26

I bet the other flop fits fine. This is the flip on the runt foot. 

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u/marsupilamoe Jul 21 '26

Sorry but that’s actually wrong. Soles should be so big that you still step on it when bendig your toes for example when you are walking up stairs. Size looks fine. Most people wear their sandals way too small. A normal closed shoe also has extra space in the front for that exact same reason.

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u/autistic_and_angry Jul 21 '26

Idk, look at where his heel is on the shoe. Either his toes are short or the sandal has got way too much toe room

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u/Dino_Spaceman Jul 21 '26

He needs to put sunscreen on those legs. They look burned.

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u/Master_Steward Jul 21 '26

Wearing those sandals with tanlines around your feet makes you look like an ass!